Hanging out with the straight rich neurotypical successful in laws and their perfectly behaved high achieving teenagers is just. So much.

The silkies era is unopposed in sluttiness

A Big Win For Truth, Democracy, And The Rule Of Law.

I love these kids SO much and also I am SO sick of them today

Someone’s fireworks were visible from grandma’s driveway and I know they are so annoying and shitty and disruptive but the looks on my kids’ faces as they delighted in them was so magical. Elder kid was pretending to cast spells and jumping and flapping, younger was shrieking with glee <3

Just signed the contracts and it’ll get announced later this month but on the sly—we’re getting Patti Smith for an event!

And they do not want worm medicine

The opening of this article is superb.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

I just saw the context of this which is basically 'no one ever talks about trans issues in Psycho or Silence of the Lambs'

It's World Marine Aids to Navigation Day on the 1st July, so here's a quick thread on some aids to navigation. Now the first and most obvious aid to navigation is dry land. Dry land - pay attention at the back - is strongly suggestive that you can't go sailing here.

What a beautiful world, where I get to watch a load of right wing Catholic schismatics get themselves immediately and automatically excommunicated on a live stream from the comfort of my own home.

I love the ray toro kids from yesterday outro solos so much, it’s like he somehow takes ahold of my heart and squeezes it with his big capable hands to remind it to keep beating. Tonight’s was really good <3 youtu.be/tzTw3Pn-puI?...

Trans fam: your lives are precious no matter what the fuck these people say translifeline.org/hotline/

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

Here’s Jane this morning enjoying the clover

It’s mcr dayyyyyyyy

Well I just realized the next installment in the Ana and Din series is on edelweiss so at least I have that to read!

Omg asking for pet pics is 1000000% better than whining about divorce and custody

Sorry for being a lot on main, I deleted the post I just had up. Anyway this is hard. Send pics of your pets.

GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine, known as mRNA-4157, has shown promise in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. FIVE years later, NEARLY 70% of people in the vaccine group are CANCER-FREE. The vaccine also cut a person’s risk of the cancer metastasizing by NEARLY 60%.

🚨THE KIDS ACT IS AN INTERNET SURVEILLANCE BILL🚨 Congress is rushing the KIDS Act toward a vote. This blend of KOSA, the SCREEN Act, SAFE Bots, and other bills is a single package that is a threat to privacy and free expression for ALL internet users. 🧵(1/10)

do movies NEED dance numbers. do women NEED orgasms. is pleasure actually, fundamentally sinful. what was so wrong about the town in The Giver, anyway,

Today in divorce: [redacted screaming]

I’m currently at an outer circle of Hell aka Urban Air (a trampoline/climbing/adventure park of dubious sanitation), BUT the kids I’m supervising are big enough to just go off on their own so I’m just hanging out with the other sad sack adults by the food, pretending I’m working on fanworks. AMA?

Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.

I'm gonna try to post on Dreamwidth a little more often, here's a brief update post that should not contain any surprises if you follow me here... were-duck.dreamwidth.org/301494.html

It's my birthday! What a wonderful day to widely share my patreon so that I can release my next album when I hit goal! Patreon.com/infamousfiddler

Without a link. Guttenberg with two Ts is a malware site.

Hello to another day spent guzzling water while surrounded by cooling fans. It's like being Gregor Samsa if he woke up to find himself transformed into a datacentre.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Okay. Ai can go bankrupt then. This is not our problem, this sounds like a rich tech billionaire problem.

You know what? I think I will. Ellipsus is the ONLY Googledocs replacement I can find that has "AI free" as a selling point rather than a concession. Not "opt-out", not "We hear you", they LEGALLY STATE they don't use Gen AI or LLMs. Plus it's easy to use and feels nice. I want to support that.

We just got a new game in that’s an epistolary 2 player game where you send each other postcards and are artists in a kaiju alt history and I want to play it so bad????

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

Not now, tiny particle that could erase the universe at any moment

I LIVE IN MADISON AND HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS

As you may have gathered, I'm moving to Chicago this summer!! And I'm now doing a lil' fundraiser to defray some costs (since the academic job market for the last three years has been, shall we say, a nightmare) Thanks for any help or sharing around, everyone 🖤🌈 www.gofundme.com/f/help-lee-m...

Remains absolute as a truth. Take a deep breath everybody

Further proof that a) the BookTok types don't actually like reading and b) Threads is completely unhinged.

It’s hard to not just want to give up on literally everything. Yes this is about That but also it’s about the four hour meltdown last night and the divorce and the failing at making anything good in the world.

as someone who checks out a lot of recipes online, any site that pushes rock solid recipes will get the traffic if you cook a lot you can tell a generic or crummy recipe at a glance, and anyone cooking one that kicks ass will go back to that well

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.