ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

traveling back in time and ignoring his cries of "it hardly seems necessary" and digging a revolver into jemmy madison's temple until he writes federalist #86, "what if the president is the biggest most corrupt shit-for-brains in history and also going insane"

In a country with an actual free press, the photo of that poor old man would be the cover of every single paper with a headline that reads ENOUGH.

And I fucking hate the caveats especially "NO CRIMINAL RECORD." People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.

All the emotional momentum in the world, 12 seconds left, at home, one shot to win the game. Was shocked he didn't go for the dagger.

If I ever get zapped to Earth 2 or whatever fucking planet Chuck is living on he’ll definitely have my vote

the Pope's team may have lost to the Antichrist

so it wasn't just me. Thought I needed medical attention

So the reason for the strange audio - Harrison Mevis said shit (h/t @themailerdemon.bsky.social)

Today in life under competitive authoritarianism

this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities

European countries targeted by Trump's latest tariffs say they are united on 'upholding our sovereignty' https://aje.news/spikjw

Until now I never noticed That fascism has many disguises

Tobias Fünke ass license plate

They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.

The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.

I have no persuasive case for this, it’s a truth of the heart

Also, I know he’s every NFL nerds’s favorite quarterback but Matt Stafford will never be half the man Stetson Bennett is

never forget

If I were from Chicago I’d still die for Caleb Williams good lord

Rams Seahawks Round 3 let’s go!

That last pick was on Moore not running that route, but Caleb didn’t need to take that chance.

"If we had to follow the Constitution how would we Gestapo?"

Welp, Chicago had their chance. Mevis’ motion is atrocious, when his timing goes he’s done, but his timing was correct on that one. I wouldn’t trust him with anything over 50 yards with the game on the line, he’s gonna hook it left.

i call on the seahawks, four winds etc., goddess hecate, usual suspects, to, you know, demolish los angeles. thank you

Freezing Cold Takes is snitch behavior, belongs back on Twitter. Get that out of my face!

That’s absolutely not a catch. He doesn’t have control until after his back foot is coming up off the ground

JFC Caleb Williams

I will leave my family, enter the priesthood, and endure on a decades long quest to become the Minnesota Pope so that the Vikings can win a Super Bowl if that is what it takes.

This is what happens when the Pope is from Chicago.

Do it for him

MORMONS: look its very clear that God and his established authority on the earth, do not have the power to actually influence sporting events. Thats why BYU doesn't win anything important. That would be way too hard POPE (roller skating backwards while eating a hot dog) not that hard

51.2 yards in the air, per NextGenStats. I’m stunned.

lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith

Every Caleb Williams play

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Sean McVay lookin like DeNiro returning to Vietnam in Deer Hunter

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HE IS A WIZARD.

LMAOOOO the Bears shoved that up my ass haha

recorded this last week

Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"

Tony Dungy wants the Bears to ignore the analytics and kick field goals! In the snow in Chicago in January! After a first half where their only touchdown was a fourth-down conversion! It's great!

Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.

Oh man that's gonna do it for Chicago.

does the IHOP waitress in the commercial who makes fun of Malik Nabers' poor fantasy football performance know he tore his ACL

Live look at Bills fans

Oh NO a simultaneous catch/pick 😭