Penn State currently losing to a team without no coach, no crowd, and a play-caller that looks like Flash Gordon

god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation

Why does Drew Allar always look nervous

Mine, too. And Facebook. I'm barely anywhere and that's nice.

you don’t hear about cloning much these days

If you had "crying to Dignity by Deacon Blue whilst in the office in a heatwave", good for you. In all seriousness, I'm not well and I'm not happy. I don't know who I'm telling this, or why. But I'm not. I mean i just cried to a tune they played on Absolute Radio

47 putting Pitt noon kickoff attendance numbers on the board

I'm either out here playing 4D chess or I'm the pigeon shitting all over the board and knocking over the pieces. There is no in-between.

The sun is shining on bronzed fat bodies everywhere here.

there is no bottom to the abyss of their ball knowing

Sometimes I'll bedriving to work, minding my own business, then suddenly I'll start thinking about the Land Grant trophy.

Oh god do NOT eat tonight’s special!

Looming how gorgeous this is!! Thank you so much ❤️

I woke up to this beautiful gift this morning and have not ben able to tear my eyes away since. The detail, the love and care that has gone into this absolutely gorgeous depiction of my girl and Alex... it took my breath away, and I still haven't caught it back up. Thank you Cass ❤️

Inside of you is one homer. What is your homer?

This song is a banger and everyone needs to listen to it

Fuck it. Going outside

Warm-up sketch I decided to finish #stardewvalley #sdvalex

For the new twitter friends, here are two of my favorite things about bluesky: 1) if you block someone, they vanish. If they QTd you, it just says "blocked". Nuclear block stops trolls. They hate it. 2) If someone QTs you & you don't like it, you can detach your post from theirs. BRILLIANT TBH?

not one bit :^)

I feel like I'm forever at Monica Geller playing Pictionary levels of frustration

How I built the twst fan feed: The script scans the last 7 days of posts to see if they contain any of the keywords in the Regex box, including in image captions. Then it adds in all the posts from users on the list I maintain. Then it takes removes any posts without bsky.app/profile/did:...

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The never ending feeling that I just don't belong anywhere is once again upon me

Sat in my car eating pork scratchings like a dirty bitch

you guys could just not live-tweet jury selection, the least interesting part of the whole process. like that's a thing you could decide to do, for the public good.

Why sad, when no reason to be sad?

長弓のルーク。幻想。

I just got this Bunny Dee shirt and Francie already got hair all over it. I love that the cat is ear tipped!! She has so many great designs in her threadless store… I am struggling not to buy all of them. bunnydee.threadless.com

お誕生日おめでとうヴィル様🎂 世界で一番美しくてかわいくてがんばりやさんなのは貴方様です 一生健やかであれ……

On behalf of @twstrarepair: May 1 to 7 will be TWST Rarepair's annual Rarepair Week! Submit fanart, fanfiction, cosplays, videos, crafts, photos - wherever your imagination takes you! Tag your creations as #twstrarepair

The Traitors tonight needs to chill ⚰️

For those of you not in Alabama, I can't tell you how wild this is. I'm sitting in an office with four people and three of us got phone calls about the Saban news almost simultaneously.

Anyone watching The Traitors? Because hooboy this is going to be awkward

One reason powerful people get so upset about "speaking ill of the dead" is that deep down, they know that how they're remembered (or not remembered) is all they'll have after they die, after the money and power is gone.

Arguing about this in the Slack and the point is made that he was massively impactful on his sport for about a month which, fair enough, but if that's the measuring stick, TayIor Swift should've won it in a landslide.

"Oh, you think AI writing sucks? Well, look what happens when we let the humans do it!"

Getting flashed.

Dolly Parton is at Neyland with Peyton Manning? That’s some insane Vol energy.

Can you imagine watching Rutgers vs Penn State and following that up with Illinois vs Iowa?