There was a lot of gossip. Not because they were both very old, and famous. Not only because both used the same pronouns. Mostly because they were different species. How do they do it? "Like everybody else," the heir to the Elven throne said. The dragon smiled. "With love, care, and enthusiasm."

...whoever set up the lighting to reflect like that is a damn genius

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Best not to bring your granny down to the Esplanade right now www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

ultimate = last in a series penultimate = second-to-last in a series antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.

Been doing an exercise program for about two months. It usually starts off with doing "cat cows" and "downward dogs" and after weeks of this shit i've finally decided that Cat Cow and Downward Dog are shitty jewel thieves

Good fuckin’ luck turds, March in Chicago was engineered in a lab to break weak spirits

I find that there’s usually a direct line between people who habitually post unattributed artwork and AI boosterism. Like, if they already act like images just appear out of the ether and have no provenance, they’re also very likely already openly hostile to artists.

actually angels are just the fruiting bodies of a much larger and essentially invisible organism

Building contractor who does a lot of secret doors and tunnels and lairs and such for mages and liches and so on Vampire hiring him to trick out this castle he's squatting in with appropriately villainous mechanisms and such, but has one of his thralls supervise to ensure there's no treachery

Studying economics is surprisingly fun I wish money was real

I fucking love Dudebro Podcaster vibes from master craftspeople.

The Vision, from The Quest and Achievement of the Holy Grail, by Edwin Austin Abbey, 1901, 📸 by Noah Graham

Dozens of M.C. Escher Prints Have Been Digitized & Put Online by the Boston Public Library

One of my parents' cats has cancer and the other needs 1500$ of dental work that I'm going to be footing and goddamn Monday is coming on strong this week

Distant early warning: we are two weeks away from Wolfenoot! www.wolfenoot.com/about

#griffinarts you are legally obligated to listen to pizza rat

Fucking hell. Apparently there was/is a huge ass apartment fire happening less than two miles away. There has GOT to be a better way to find shit like this out other than "mom mentions it on a phone call"

I had vague plans this afternoon but no. Apparently I'm watching my way through the A Chick Called Albert YouTube channel's entire backlog instead

This sounds like the premise of a horror game. Like you get with 10 feet of an enemy and they turn and smile at you

Seen at [redacted] college. The kids are alright

Mini film school? I'm obsessed with helping young artists/filmmakers, so I'm doing a quick weekly live stream showing my latest behind-the-scenes progress. This week I showed the planning passes for a magical short film I'm about to shoot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-fU...

'Maybe we'll cancel SNAP and 10-20% of all flights through *Thanksgiving* and *Christmas*' is just an insane political position. You do that and the annual Turkey fryer injuries won't be from turkeys, but from folks attempting to fry whole GOP senators for Thanksgiving.

In less fun farmers market observations: I feel like a good fifth of the people here are coughing 🫠

Farmers market update: hot coffee butch pet my finger today while I was putting my card in to pay and cooed at my nails 😵‍💫

This is what I mean when I talk about world building in omegaverse youtube.com/shorts/H-BkP...

my roommate made me make this, saying it would be hilarious

I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️

"did women ruin the workplace" did possums ruin the dumpster? maligning beautiful creatures for making the best of a pre-existingly bad situation

I already really liked borzois but i saw a dog groomer video the other day and she mentioned that borzois are ranked as one of the least intelligent dog breeds and i was just so delighted. That beautiful ethereal worm horse is also fucking stupid, as if it could become MORE lovable

Two-Factor Authentication with Shoto and Madison

Egg pie! Egg pie! Egg pie!

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

"Why piss on the good news, KB?" I am fully capable of being full of joy and empty of piss at the same time, thank you.

New favourite example of structural ambiguity

HELL YEAH

Constantly astonished at how many people don’t seem to grasp that when they reply to someone online They Are Talking To A Person. Why do you say weird things to strangers. Why do you act shocked and aggressive when someone tells you your reply was weird. A crumb of situational awareness perhaps??

Accidentally typoed "now worries!" to a coworker instead of "no worries" and that's an extremely accurate Freudian slip

I got into a game beta test that starts this weekend and now unfortunately that's all I can think about instead of my actual job 🫠 I want to. Play Gaem.

How your email finds me:

New awareness campaign

have reached what I like to call homiestasis where the number of mutuals and followers stays roughly the same

So I went to the war crimes store to get my exploding weapon, full of *lethally* sharp cheddar cheese and devastating incendiary jalapenos. Only in America can a person walk the streets with such a deadly weapon. Grateful for my Second Amendment right to Bear a Sandwich.

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

But honestly, few of us can say the best thing we ever did is also the last thing we ever did.

just looking at the big picture here, it's great that we're always coming up with new guys and new kinds of wives

I was gifted a hand-written book this weekend. The author, a child of a friend, is six years old. It is titled, "The AA" 1/?

There is HAIL 👀