I'm not a perpetrator of meetings that should've been emails so much as I'm a perpetrator of emails that produce roughly the same cognitive load as a meeting

this is turning me further into the joker (a crank about using old and discarded computers only)

On this day in Horror History, ONIBABA was released in 1964.

we didn't know it at the time, but the 2016 election was bound to be historic - no matter who won we were going to have our first president that Bill Clinton had had sex with

noclip but just for dog leashes

As always when @katewagner.wehwalt.net puts out a new piece, it hits my inbox to sheer delight - whether it's been a day or a year since the last. Any platform you can subscribe to her on is worth it. www.late-review.com/p/the-galler...

It's time for Branson to come clean and answer the question: Is Cassie wearing a choker or does she have a Daffy Duck-style neck situation

Just found out that one of my favourite directors, Peter Watkins, died yesterday. Punishment Park, which is available in ots entirety on YouTube, was a good fifty years ahead of its time. youtu.be/4bRMMdaQ790?...

Quick q because I am seeing a bunch of authors doing this. Is there anyone working on an excel sheet of authors doing Food bank donations in exchange for free eBooks? Especially by State? If not I'll make one and please feel free to add yourself to this thread!

self-hosting delta so I can get home

another possum in the yard tonight! I got excited because I thought thing 1 & thing 2 were playing with one of their toys together, which never happens outside

Heading way downstate to defend an eviction tomorrow. Stopped for gas in a red county and the gas station attendant was saying "there are no more hot guys because the Democrats made them all transgender."

one of the most soul-draining places I ever seen AI used is in listings on craigslist and ebay buddy I don't need a bullet list about this bike pump, tell me if it still works good or if I need to look for a seal kit too I know how it works and what it's for

PROBATION (6 hours) tsidiris You either didnt take down your christmas tree from last year or have it up already. giving you six hours to rectify the situation. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=233305#frompost548781348

this is them soft launching the news

Every time I listen to an episode of @srslywrong.bsky.social I wish I could go back and change all my usernames to Geet Finkus

retvrn but for spelling it marihuana

@declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social started patreon before this episode's pitch was half done. glad to finally be aboard!

I used a tide pen for the first time today, incredible stuff idk why I assumed it would be full of that blue goo but no it was perfect

my hobbies? oh sure! I like books, I volunteer, and I follow @katewagner.wehwalt.net around the internet and end up subscribing to everything she gets published in. right, yeah, that one's harder to explain.

new blowback today, so stoked so stoked so stoked

worst indicator how my grandma's doing, dementia-wise: she was mean to my sister about Charlie Kirk, said it was the devil that made her not like him

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

if you post a car on craigslist with the price as $622 because that's what the payments would be you should be forced to sell it for just $622

bottom line:

this is what they took from you

lmao holy shit

the dogs would like to inform everyone that there was a raccoon in the yard

y'all should get on this, i assure you there's something in your life that deserves a grindcore logo

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

so now we get gawker back, right?

this picture of @jeffersonpilot.org is now old enough to drink

friday night baby time to get a crossbreeze goin

big day in the neighborhood

I love going to a movie screening and the crowd is exactly the correct vibe. Burst City last night was dripping Doc Martens and Elmer's Glue hair, Hundreds of Beavers today is harder to summarize but also exactly correct

STOP HONKING I'm trying to read my ROADSIDE GEOLOGY OF OREGON book

hey @billhookunion.beanyear.com do you have any good recs for a book about the Digger movement?

Bring back the 1983 HBO Feature Presentation intro

@katewagner.bsky.social hey fyi I uploaded the 1980 Bayreuth performances to youtube in a playlist with subtitles pulled from the DVD release, rather than auto-translated which were the only others I could find. Also it's just one video for each night, which also I couldn't find on there before.

Today's cacophony of insane grok screenshots reminded me of my favorite tweet about white south africans

sorry everyone but because of @adriandaub.bsky.social and @katewagner.bsky.social I'm getting ringpilled now

hank williams was actually a queer icon

@spindlypete.bsky.social were you drinking some wild looking iron supplement beverage last year?? what was that stuff??

we've been so back before, but never so back as tonight

At the big off-leash dog park, want to show off something I love: Desire path, plus also the dog desire path

I've had some rough years in my life before, but nothing ever as bad as what Drake has brought upon himself since last summer.