no baby you're not scaring the hoes. the hoes are alighting on your palm like bluebirds and nibbling your fingertips like curious fawns

This cuck chair is getting way too crowded. Eventually a couple of us are gonna have to actually get on the bed and have sex.

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

me: making art is difficult. criticism is harsh and cruel. doctor: treatment is simple, stay away from your worst critics. go spend time by yourself me, bursting into tears: but doctor,

I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them

joyjaks here i come

Many wretched things have roamed this earth

Letterboxd? Why don't you send a love letter to her postal box?

Oui bon ok en effet je suis un material boy living in a material world et alors ça te pose un problème ?

Photostudy.

FORÊT CORE GLOAARRGGGGG

ENCORE UNE MASTERCLASS DU GOAT

Je suis d'accord avec le propos général mais pour le coup ne vaut il mieux pas comparer le pic de canicule aux pics des étés passés ? On voit déjà bien la diff et c'est plus clair je trouve non ?

monthly chart on the 7th cause i'm just built different

Franklin Carmichael (1890–1945) Lone Lake, 1929.

LLMs are just the logical endpoint of a culture that scorns “experts”

Would you rather pick spiritual enlightenment and inner peace or, not one, not two, but THREE whole labubus?

Blousker? Faudrait-il? Alors que le ciel est gris et lugubre? Alors que la chaleur moite pèse sur nos corps? Peut être le faut-il.....

A handheld Nintendo Console that is a marginal but noticeable improvement upon its predecessor with the backdrop of an unnecessary war in the middle east predicated upon the shaky premise of the existence of weapons of mass destruction? Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.

[my brain and skin bullying me] look at this idiot, he thinks theres a bug on him lol

Her name is Racist Grandma, and her journey to being a Trump supporter is more complicated than the divisive narrative the media often tries to spin. Come and learn as we explore her alarming views on the papacy

Skeeterons-nous, oomf, depuis ces montagnes d'ivoire jusqu'au fin fond des vallons ?

ça fait littéralement 10 ans que je pense à switch pour linux et 10 ans que j'ai la flemme, ça fait tellement longtemps que les meilleurs distros pour quelqu'un qui n'est pas expert ont changées plusieurs fois

Saints, is this true?

ah cool on va me mettre avec ces bougs quand je vais être pronucléaire excellent

Qui donc suivre sur blouske

MONDE COMPLETEMENT FINITO

i really fucked up git rebase guys im s orry

The phrase "bros before hoes" refers to the sense of knightly obligation that all straight cis boys feel to, upon magically transforming into a hot girl, suck all their bro's cocks (to completion) before pursuing lesbians.

On me dit dans l'oreillette qu'il faudrait blousker. Est-ce que j'ai une tête à blousker moi ? Faut-il encore que je gambade dans les prés, que je contemple les nuages ? Et puis quoi encore ?

Elon Musk is like King Midas if King Midas turned every chair he sat in into a cuck chair

"remove" "terfs" ("imo")

Ô rage ! Ô désespoir ! Ô liqueur de noisette ! N'ai-je donc tant vécu que pour finir pompette ?

Call it shitposting the way I'm incredibly sorry for starting this skeet without an actual joke. This won't happen again.

someone should make like a data storage scheme that has different nodes to access that people could search from like their phones or computers that embodies all human knowledge and then people could look things up and be smart and not be dumb babies anymore

Blouske. Blousquing.

Je sors de mon open space. Le vent froid m'agresse la figure. Je descend lentement vers la station service AS 24, ou j'achète un repas médiocre pour dix neuf euros et trente cinq centimes. En remontant pour déguster ce festin dans la cafétéria moche de la boîte, je me sens réellement vivant.

2025 sera t-elle l'année du skeet ?

14h52 Nous somme toujours à l'apéritif Tout est perdu

I bet The Odyssey will be either an appealing anachronistic take OR a full on pre-raphaelite costume extravaganza

Fortunately my mental health issues leave my exceptional cognition abilities intact and myself fully able to support mr Luigi

JOYEUX RÉVEILLON BLUESKY PUTAIN

they should invite a country where i don't want the head of state to be beheaded

Je n'ai aucune idée de comment ordonner mon top 2024 je suis finito

Je poste sur ciel bleu. Je poste sur ciel bleu. Le site doit vivre. Les fils doivent se scroller. Je poste sur ciel bleu.

l'affiche du hellfest, lmao

moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi

That's it. It's official. I'm done with people. I don't care anymore. Society is fucked. *someone shows me the slightest bit of attention* Okay I'm back in.