One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.

GamemasterJeff: It's the wildest day/night of my island party and that means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every pedophile from every government, corporation, university, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for HUGE party*

Not me almost immediately getting lightly choked up at nü The Muppet Show.

In only what I can assume is a tribute to the recently fired Pat Knight, Illinois is hanging a Meat Necklace™️ on Northwestern.

Glad everyone is excited for the Winter Olympics to begin, which as we all know is the superior and best Olympics variant.

in a *shocking* move, the goblins on the Trib editorial board have endorsed AIPAC’s funded mouthpiece.

i think homeschooling should be legal as long as the parents put up a $1m bond that people can later recover damages from if they have to interact with the homeschooled person later in life

Posts like this completely ignore the ideologically mainstream parents who, understandably, just want their kids at home so they can be used as unpaid labor for their small business

i don't want to be a conspiracy theorist about this, but Brokaw only got his invite after Gerald Ford died (eaten by wolves)

Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Nebraska as a state can be summed up completely by Braden Frager's haircut.

Surely not a Fred Hoiberg team incapable of even pretending to play defense when they absolutely need it.

Each dopey, chucky Nebraska white guy is progressively more infuriating and unacceptable looking. This should be illegal!

Even before you get into the execution and choreo, the music choice alone makes this 10 worthy. It’s all perfect, but then ending with River Deep, Mountain High? Come on!

Really coming into focus the reason all these same guys are pushing AI so much is that all they do is send emails (they fucking love sending emails!) and AI will be able to do that for them which gives them more time to laser focus on being a pedophile.

Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔

this walk is one of the most perfect bits of physical comedy ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=oueI...

Catherine O'Hara was so talented she managed to be funny in Schitt's Creek, a show that didn't have any jokes in it

If I had to pick one scene from one movie, I'd pick this one.

This gets thrown around a lot after people pass, but Catherine O’Hara was truly one of the absolute best to ever do what she did. Instant letter grade upgrade on any show/movie/thing she appeared in, no matter how big or small the part. This fucking sucks!

Me every morning in this fucking country

there is a brand of white foreign guy who loves to hang on the words of absolute michael barbaro style midwits and lecture you about norms. first off you are wasting your life, such as it is. second of all your ass does not go here

Are people in the Midwest overly defensive or will jump down anyone’s throat that dares even sort of besmirch their metro area? Yes, absolutely (Central Time *is* the best time zone and don’t you fucking forget it) BUT!

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

I’ve long wondered since she always is A Problem and a Blue Dog piece of shit what her whole fucking deal is and yep, you guessed it…home schooled.

ICE in minneapolis are causing international incidents because agents don’t understand what a consulate is and tried entering ecuador’s the country has put out a statement in spanish

The very very rare occasion where I’m rooting for Michigan in anything and my beloved Wolverines pulled it out!

Michigan, you don’t lose to Fred Hoiberg teams at home, what are we doing here?

Extremely proud of myself I have never heard of any of these people, all of which I assume are too dumb to tie their shoes or be unsupervised for more than 15min.

The Seahawks should win on account of the small detail of being the better team, but the idea that the Patriots path to a SB win is vanquishing CJ Stroud, Jarrett Stidham, and Sam Darnold is quite the gauntlet!

Another nag reminder that we don’t need Twitter screenshots of what some chud/mealymouth Dem/brainwormed beltway media/influencer/garden variety racist thinks of all of this. And it should go without saying, there is never a reason to acknowledge or bring anything from Truth Social as well.

I know we are all just posting through it because screaming into the void seems like the only actionable option from afar, but maybe this is as good a day as any to call out confront/engage friends/family that are still on board with this. Any level of support, they are ok with this.

There are so many memories of how great, weird, hilarious, & smart Terry Boers was. First that comes to mind was at a Super Bowl remote and they booked Amanda Beard for a live hit. It became immediately clear it was only done so Uncle Terry could make BY CRACKY noises the whole time. Amazing radio.

the core of this issue, I think, is that it's both the case that -mass vaccination cannot work as a pure individual choice process, the costs of bad choices are too widely felt -violent enforcement both feels wrong intuitively and wouldn't work anyway, it would surely polarize opinion unhelpfully

We’ve covered lots of losing local teams on the back page of this paper. But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz: 0 convictions 11 charges dropped 3 no-billed cases 1 jury acquittal

This looks cautiously promising, but I think Nü Kermit somehow has gotten even worse? This is the best person of all the people in the entire world to do A Kermit Voice, that famously little done voice/impression?! youtu.be/hSLE5Psfs6U?

150% guarantee that this same person/people on the goblin Trib editorial board are also the ones that complain when school has to go longer because of, you guessed it…snow days. Virtual is no one’s first choice, but it makes more sense than full on snow day. Sorry you have to parent even a little!

Diane Warren ascending to a higher plane of loserdom by getting nominated once again, this time for a MOVIE ABOUT HER(?), and will lose once again.

All the pundits who were outraged at kids missing school in the early days of the COVID pandemic are welcome to speak up ANY TIME NOW

Things are bad, etc, etc, but this is Very Good

For All Mankind is great because as it has gotten dumber and worse, as a TV show, it has also started exploring some of the most interesting science fiction ideas on TV. It's like gas leak The Expanse. I love it very much.

People who don’t know how to make a PDF: “AI is inevitable.”

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

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Look, this is technically correct, but we aren’t doing this and AT BEST, it’s 50% on Moore as well.

The rare playoff loss you are almost instantly ok with but still a bummer given the magic. Get a defense and they should/could absolutely own the division next year.