Always a good sign. Good thing the Cubs decided to just sort of get pitching in the offseason.

Not a single one of these smartphone catholics is even remotely catholic and I’ve been going insane pointing it out for over a decade. They are just mean snobby big city evangelicals who think megachurches are for hicks

This is also where I come out as a tentative Beshear 2028 guy

reason for the season

Never watch the Bulls Always read Kelly

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Today's the day.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

The Angels are the least essential major market team in all of North American pro sports.

And you can tell that money doesn’t matter in the future because he’s playing against a living computer, a psychic, and a guy wearing x-ray glasses. bsky.app/profile/andy...

In case you wanted to have even a little sympathy for Duke and their fans, as if on cue, their homer radio dork was basically asking for a bench technical on UConn.

I would honestly probably have to give up basketball for a while if I was a Duke fan. But since I have a soul and am not an entirely terrible person, I wouldn’t be but just imagine how those goblins feel right now?

Watching it like 17 more times, what on earth was Cayden Boozer doing??? Literally the one thing not to do, and he did it in maybe the worst way possible.

I’d say that Scheyer is Calipari 2.0 but it doesn’t work because he was born rounding 3rd instead of working his way up and Cal is/was underrated Xs & Os, especially with defense. But other than that it’s rock solid?

Ghastly from Scheyer there. They had a timeout. They didn't even have to get it over halfcourt. And they did the only thing they couldn't do.

The absolute deal with the devil UConn MBB has made with a championship format that is lat least 50% luck based is just insane. And infuriating!

Duke has been shaky as hell this entire tournament with end of game/pressure stuff and they finally found a team with someone that can coach *and* has some talent. Get fucked, Scheyer

LOL HOLY SHIT

“Rick Barnes has made 3 straight E8, put some respect on his name and he’s one of the greats” Margin of defeat in the mighty 3 straight E8: 6, 19, 33

Seeing so many WBB schools with new and exciting coaches, most of which are former players, making big runs or seemingly getting competitive almost instantly while KU remains committed to their loser coach that has won nothing despite a ton of talent is so frustrating.

That switch that both Arizona and Michigan can flip is insane. Really stinks they are on the same side of the bracket leading to the Duke/UConn-Illinois undercard depriving us of a title game with this season’s far and away best and most dominant teams.

Just a casual 48 point, +22 half for Arizona

Very excited for this window to finally close for Purdue. Never want to see or hear from Braden Smith or any of these other mid talent dopes again.

Arizona going with the questionable strategy of playing like Mega Ass. Also, the amount of bullshit, flopping, and general handsiness that Purdue gets away with on an annual basis is WILD.

Still not sure Brad Underwood can coach, but the man has got an eye for Dudes and has brought a ton to Champaign in a short amount of time.

Only a classic Rick Barnesing™️ stands in the way of another banner year of winning absolutely nothing of substance for Iowa State University. A proud tradition.

Happy Retire You One Clinton Administration Era Title Ass Bitch day to all who celebrate

Kudos to Tom Izzo magically making his team apparently not foul halfway through the second half.

Figures that I would begrudgingly root for Dan Hurley in the Redass Whiny Bitch Bowl and he is in the process of blowing it big time.

KU wasn’t gonna win the title or anything, but I’m for sure not mad the Very Bad player that tossed in the GW layup because multiple KU players fucked up also just tried to hero ball tie the game and almost airballed the shot. Again, not mad and the tournament continues dazzle!

Cameron Boozer played basically the entire game…1 foul Sure.

It’s hard for me to respect Jon Scheyer even less than I do already, but each game this tournament and especially this game is doing a great job of it. Congrats on riding your overwhelming Nike funded and alumni offspring talent advantage, you big mouthed dope.

Sure everyone is talking about a different notable Big 12 coach possibly retiring, but Kelvin Sampson should just hang it up and hand it off to his nepo dumbass son because it’s just this every single year.

Pretty embarrassing shit from Houston. Just keep playing Illinois’ game and chuck 3s even though you aren’t a good shooting team, it’s sure to work!

Man, if Houston even shoots like 35% Illinois might be screwed. To have that half and you are only up by 2? 😬

Houston with numbers that can only be described as “Kansas in an Elite 8 game”

Houston make literally any shot challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Texas with a spiritual Rick Barnesing

Iowa?!

The absolute gift bracket Purdue has received all will be worth it if Arizona nukes their dopey time to play hard loserasses

Once again, this roster of intolerable whites for Nebraska must be put down. Go away. Take your weird names and headbands with you.

One game in and good to see my “not enough pitching and too many shitty bats still playing every day” 2026 Cubs concerns have already shown themselves.

I’ve mostly enjoyed the “special relationship” and connected history with KU and UNC, but now that they put Hubert Davis out to pasture and KU increasingly seeming like they might have to hire their 9th head coach in a year they aren’t even the best job open…it stinks!

"I'm doing my part!"

Star Trek somehow landed a pleasantly earnest, straightforward show in its most difficult setting (hundreds of years after TNG/DS9/Voyager), perfectly open-ended track clear to make adventure-of-the-week-with-students episodes, and hahaha no, Paramount is anti good things gizmodo.com/star-trek-st...

everyone in the wells-fargo center is chanting for both of the ucla-uconn coaches to be lured to a catacomb and sealed in together in a double Cask of Amontillado situation. "Seal That Catacomb" is a chant from both fanbases

Aside from it being VERY funny, another plus about Florida blowing it is not having people pretend like this cartoon character yoked guy is funny and cute instead of almost definitely having some of the worst politics and beliefs humanly possible.