This came addressed to my wife today from Turning Point and it’s important to note that there is no reason she should be on any even sort of right end of the spectrum mailing list, let alone this fucking trash. My working theory is they bought “white women 40+” mailing lists?

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

oh baby

Seeing a lot of derogatory comments about them, but I think it's courageous they attended the game considering what happened to his grandmother when she visited a baseball stadium

They were never going to actually get him but this is also not going to stop me from adding it to the pile of Ownership Grievances that is becoming unmanageable and needs its own storage unit at this point.

Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.

Still workshopping my “Councilman Les Wynan/Blake Treinen” joke. There’s something there, but it’s just easier to now just dunk on his gas can pouring on magnesium chud ass.

There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!

The Isiah Kiner-Falefa Game There was too much of it and it was mostly bad.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I love crazy late-night baseball, but let's not confuse it for objectively good baseball. There were 19 walks issued and 37 men left on base. We were given a master class in bad baserunning decisions. Bad managing. The umpiring sucked. It was not MLB's best foot forward, that's for sure.

The Dodgers won the entire 1963 World Series in eight hours and 17 minutes.

God, Dave Roberts is so goddamn stupid and he keeps getting the keys to increasingly expensive hypercars

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Free for all: The Dodgers have decided to wear their accusation of ruining baseball like a crown. But we know who really is doing it. www.pointlessexercise.com/the-dodgers-...

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

I still have no idea who Tyler Huntley is but you bet your ass the Bears have lost to him TWICE

I’m not fully there yet, but there’s probably more “he’s not the guy” than “he’s clearly the guy” from Caleb in total and that is just a bummer.

This Bears defense loves to let shitty QBs kind of do whatever they want in between getting penalties. Good, winning mix!

VAR has always been good

Well, it’s fall in the UK, time to go to the one store that sells the one black/navy coat that we all buy for some reason.

I’ll hand it to MLB and Fox, some said they couldn’t cram something in to the broadcast more pointless than in game dugout interviews and goddammit if they didn’t innovate in that space!

Last 37 drives for Wisconsin: punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt

I’ve always said all that was missing from the 125+ year history of the World Series is doing some ersatz halftime show. This is sure to bring the kids in!

Man, the World Series patch on the chest looks like shit. At least they are all really tiny as well.

People are so brainwashed about Chicago being a crime infested hellhole that they assume white people and single family homes must be in the burbs. This is in the city.

Since the Randy Walker era, I don’t think there has ever been a fun to watch or enjoyable Northwestern football game. Just some of the most nothing games that sucks the life out of everything, everyone, and every team they play.

At least I can get my day started earlier and only wasted a couple hours.

This is full on first half of last season Daniels and it just is absolutely killing KU. Defense finally starts doing their job, but literally no sense of touch or timing and can’t take advantage of that end of half drive.

Have normal special teams against K-State challenge: impossible, not even worth considering

Happy 14th birthday to this classic.

i'm just a simple oyster farmer who only supplies my mom's restaurant and my grandpa invented a $5,000 chair and i went to GW and i worked for blackwater and i accidentally got a nazi tattoo even tho i luv history and i said some racist stuff on reddit and i'm offering my staff $15k NDAs and and and

I was basically convinced they would fuck this up and update the arrangement and recording but we get this as a little treat in These Times.

The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

“No, Bulldog, I do not know who the Mariners closer is unless you are talking about the controversial production of H.M.S. Pinafore for Queen Elizabeth II’s Golden Jubilee in 1977 and the directors *confounding* choice to take a faster tempo on A British Tar to close act I.”

Make Dan Wilson fly home coach, then fire him on the tarmac at Sea-Tac.

Bozo alert on Dan Wilson basically all postseason and oops

You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.

Wisconsin not firing Fickell (yet) confirms they are even more behind the times with NIL and donor $ because there’s literally no other reason than they can’t afford his buyout to keep him. Just brutal. Decades of just pretending status quo would keep working biting them in the ass all at once.

Sure Luke Fickell is this week’s Most Fired Man In America, but please do not lose sight of Jeff Grimes piloting the Wisconsin offense to a grand total of 3 points in their last 11 quarters.

Only scold I’ll say today is that we absolutely do not need to see reactions from Twitter or other chud-affiliated media sites or posts of faux anger at protests today or any day. No one needs to see that shit and let them rot in their own increasing irrelevance!

This is the kind of cultural touchstone we lost when we moved away from 22-episode seasons and into prestige TV

i am sorry but a baseball manager spending the entire lead-up to a series talking about how his team is just a bunch of ordinary guys and no one expects them to be able to beat the superstar team as a motivational technique and then just getting absolutely wiped out in four games is really funny

Another fully successful season for the Milwaukee Brewers - winning absolutely nothing of consequence - being boring & tedious with negative star power - generally wasting everyone’s time - finishing slightly above the Cubs

The Brewers have scored three runs and 17 total bases in the series. Shohei has scored three runs and 13 total bases tonight.