Knicks fans so starved for winning literally anything debasing themselves celebrating the NBA Cup, something dozens of people even know exists. Pathetic.

Not gonna watch the video, but the screenshot alone is a good reminder to do everything in your power to never buy stuff from Uline no matter how ubiquitous it is both at a personal and, if you can help it, work level.

In a cargo cult kind of way I fervently believe that if we get rid of these tiny stupid microphones it will fix the problems. It's the tiny stupid microphones. They are the source of the problems

Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008. Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.

I just read the new SPINAL TAP book and there’s a moment where Rob Reiner and the rest of the cast ask each other which projects will lead their obituary. Rob was sure “Meathead” was going to be the first line of his. Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”

Yikes, some most likely very grim shit here.

Anytime anyone talks about NFL single season records

Shedeur Sanders is who all the dumb beat writers and national analysts think Caleb Williams is. This is EXACTLY the same as he was at CU. Couple amazing throws, athleticism…negative feel and situational awareness.

We just don’t need the Cleveland Browns

It’s gonna be awesome to see what Ben Johnson can do once he sheds the still far too many Guys Who Suck, But Are In Important Positions on the roster

Jesus: Crown of Thorns (Season 2) with some real Surf Dracula vibes

When I go to a museum, I for sure want to be surrounded by people too dumb to read holding their phones up to what they are looking at followed by the loudest, tinniest speaker screaming AI bullshit

i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word

Very cool that I not only can’t get rid of Copilot on my work computer despite repeatedly deleting it (surely because of admin settings), but I also can’t even stop it from continuously making a Copilot icon appear in the toolbar despite removing it multiple times. Get fucked!

Not that any of us believed Shaw when he said he wasn't political, he just bonded with Charlie Kirk over Christianity, but if you DID believe him for some reason you can stop now

lol even for the usual ed board sniveling, this is really something. Florida isn’t far enough for this motherfucker and it will always just be the Museum of Science and Industry to me and everyone that has even partial awareness of how much damage this goblin has done.

I finally updated to iOS 26.1 and my god I hate this much and of course Apple being who they are, there appears to be no way to bring back the full and proper gentleman “Thursday, December 11” We used to live in a society, etc.

I’m glad Darlene Love is still getting after it and doing her thing, but I’m borderline furious she’s gonna sing the song on fucking Fallon. As much as I have missed it since Letterman hung it up, it should have been off limits for late night shows. Paul being involved only sort of makes it kinda ok

Although his penmanship remains an issue, Maxwell was very enthusiastic and applied himself this week. He is a joy to have in class!

Perfectly encapsulates how I would want people to grieve for AND how I choose to grieve. Unsurprisingly it’s from Conan who is deep in my bones for comic sensibility at this point.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Guaranteed that the Cubs will spend $53 million next year on new players who do not come close to generating the value that Schwarber and Diaz will. But the Cubs will spend it on like five guys and act like it's money well spent. When it's just not.

Jed Hoyer, everyone!

David Ellison is not allowed to do anything, let alone a hostile takeover of Warner Bros., until he finally addresses why his face looks like that.

Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

The undercard of Hater Sunday was a rousing success, now we move to the main event and I just wish I had a better feeling about the Bears chances.

Getting these MO governor ads for eliminating income tax and would love to hear what exactly the plan to make up the revenue gap is. Can only assume it’s things like “only private schools, public ones are woke and too expensive” and things of that chud ilk.

Good to hear from and see 2x national quarterfinalist Norm Stewart

I’m the guy that is going to watch a 3 hour selection show for 12 teams, 4 of which actually have a real chance of winning a title.

Ryan Day remains one of the winningest losers to ever do it.

National Security Advisor Pelt to Ohio State, but about 13-10s

Can’t believe well known tactical genius Matt Patricia wasn’t able to engineer even a few stops when OSU needed them most.

Ryan Day the phony coward with a terrible face and inexplicably colored facial hair

ISU is unfortunately very good, but nice to see it’s never too early for some delicious Purfraud action.

Love the synergy of being able be happy at Iowa State’s misfortune *and* simultaneously ripping on Penn State for a mediocre ass underwhelming hire.

After Strange New Worlds, maybe it’s ok if Star Trek needs to go away for a while…

RE: station wagon discourse as a lover and owner of one. This all sounds great, but none of you people bought them when they were made available basically at any time over the last 25+ yrs! Some of this is chicken/egg & brands not making it easy to get them, but if they sold, it would be easy.

Sure I wanted a shorthanded KU to win, but I specifically wanted to make redass baby Dan Hurley mad. Go screw, my dude.

Mad Men 4K

Penn State’s gonna have to hire Brian Kelly. Feels like a perfect fit between shithead and shithead institution

Jay Paterno is still on the Penn State Board of Trustees? School and fanbase deserves every bad thing and piece of schadenfreude that comes its way. Just rot.

Absolutely tragic what happened to his family but get all the fuck out with whatever this aw shucks nonsense is from the Trib. Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes

to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next

I didn’t plan to buy anything, but Homefield’s 67th email and text over the last few days finally did it. Can’t get enough emails and texts! Keep em coming!

"911, what's your emergency?" In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

There’s literally no reason on or off field for any school to hire Pat Fitzgerald. He was only made for one specific school & even that ended up growing stale by the end even before getting into him being a phony piece of shit. AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era

Chicago’s Big Ten Cowards

What on earth is “Pat The Designer”? It’s on me for leaving a TV on more than 5 seconds before/after a kickoff.

Eagles lost because Philly fans don’t care about sports enough.

Surely not Philly fans performatively leaning into identity stereotypes.