This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.

Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨

I am begging you...we need to start making national conferences more neurodivergent friendly

PSA: acetaminophen is your acetaminoFRIEND

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Anyways, I once again am here to say I really do love Delaware, especially since the orange dorito probably hates it since President Biden is everywhere...GOOD

Why do people buy pizza with EBT? Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money. It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

Dear Canada and Blue Jays: that was one of the best World Series ever. I wish you could have won too.

The resistance always grows.

I want to get married in front of the Mothman statue.

Kind of want to write a book called "The Neurodivergent's Guide to Surviving a Pandemic"™️ and the main premise of the book is that we don't care when neurotypical people tell us "but everyone else has moved on"

LET THEM EAT BATHROOM

I feel like one of the criteria for being a pediatrician is loving Halloween

This whole thing gives "Other Boleyn Girl" vibes but with significantly less attractive people all around 😂

Happy Halloween

Nothing is scarier than Reviewer #2

I need to sage this hospital

If you delete the SNAP contingency fund language from the USDA site, what you’re really saying is that you know that you could feed people and you’d rather not.

we are the granddaughters of the monsters you couldn't mash

"And YOU get a third degree heart block, and YOU get a third degree heart block...."

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Trick or treat, but it's just me handing out EKG strips

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

When I was a kid, I was so embarrassed my mom homemade my costumes. Now, as an adult, I really miss it

ICE agents are being seen wearing Halloween masks in the Los Angeles area.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

if you’re in WI and worried about this, check out hunger task force www.hungertaskforce.org

Pediatrics Corner: The AAP just released a statement regarding the use of leucovorin in patients with autism: "𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀 (𝗔𝗔𝗣) 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗲𝘂𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻 (𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗱) 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻." www.aap.org/en/patient-c...

Ever since I was a little girl, I always knew I wanted to be Morticia Addams when I grew up 🖤

I am not ready for any of this

If you give teenagers a hard time for trick-or-treating, you stink like ass.

Reminder to parents to carefully check your children's Halloween candy! Last year I found *blue top propofol* in my kid’s Snickers bar!

Climate change strengthened Melissa about the same amount as in Hurricane Milton and Helene last year. However, the percentage increase in damage for Melissa due to climate change (12%) was less that for Milton and Helene (~45%) because Melissa was so strong that there wasn't much extra to destroy.

It'll be a good samhain

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

What if for Halloween we had a haunted house but it was just one creepy dude with leathery skin, who had a worm infested brain, dumped a bear carcass in the room, swam in feces infested water, drank something that turned his mouth blue, then chased us chanting autism autism autism.

Want to hear a scary Halloween story? SNAP benefits go away tomorrow

Theory that the "demonic fits" in the medieval ages was just a term for autistic meltdowns 🤷🏼‍♀️

What did people do before SNAP?” They died. Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival. They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.

When that attending salary finally hits

Acetaminophen (Tylenol) in pregnancy does not increase the risk of autism @jama.com @ki.se jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Almost word for word copy of Wikipedia. People have been fired for less than this. The only difference is wiki says "Los Angeles" and Grok says "Los Angeles, California".

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Literally my entire feed for the past 12 hours is: -Nazi -Nazi sympathizer -anti-vax -pro Nazi -anti mamdani -islamophobic nonsense -post about someone unable to tell the difference between race and ethnicity -pro-israel ad

Bluesky users bracing for the influx

Not even Halloween yet but Portland already has Christmas stuff up? You know what, I’m ok with it.