I came out of the bathroom and couldn’t find my dog… I looked more closely at my bed and she was channeling her inner teddy bear amongst the pillows.

Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats. Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.

In order to suddenly claim Tylenol leads to autism, we would need better data.……data we do not currently have. Declaring that tylenol use in pregnant people can lead to autism, with the available evidence we have now, is scientifically irresponsible.

Warnock to RFK jr: "For the first time, we are seeing deaths of children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades. We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people."

"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda How quick we forget.

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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?” Dr Bill Foege

But what about guns? Guns are the leading cause of death in children 1-19 years of age in the US. But if you look at 1-4 years separately drowning is the leading cause of death. Because those kids haven’t started school yet. Read that again.

Tovah turned 2 and celebrated with all of her besties.

OMG… I cannot make this stuff up! Saw a new dermatologist in February, and it was not a good experience. I left a negative review and was in contact with the practice manager. Because this was a new doctor to the practice and a brand new attending, I offered to provide feedback.

First Pilates class since surgery ✅

Everyone is fired.

WTAF

Tovah is ready for the next installment of her bedtime story. She can’t wait to find out what Gabriel Allon is up to now. @danielsilvabooks.bsky.social

I can’t even with this face.

When I was working as a psychometrist in a large hospital system dept. of psychiatry, I am not sure any of the psychologists or psychiatrists would sign documentation for emotional support animals. It was the same in a small neuropsychology practice where I worked.

Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. We’re going to need a bigger ankle monitor.

Honestly I don’t think the US is a safe place for international athletes to come for either the World Cup or the Olympics

When it’s a really long day, but there is a huge double rainbow over the neighborhood at the end.

Happy Obama Appreciation Day! ##Voices4Victory #ProudBlue

Dude’s so narcissistic he doesn’t even believe autocorrect when it tells him he’s wrong

Explain? Sometimes one thing is right and another is wrong. Calling a falsehood an “explanation” doesn’t make it true—it’s misinformation, it’s misleading, it’s deception.

An 81-year-old Reagan appointee born during World War II has been protecting trans people in federal prison in the face of Trump admin efforts. Today, Judge Royce Lamberth sided with challengers who sought a class-wide preliminary injunction protecting hormone therapy and social accommodations.

“PT exercises? I think not!” - Tovah

What’s in my best interest is a COVID booster and not dumb ass grifters telling me that it’s not.

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

They cut overnight weather forecasting and are getting red state voters killed.

You first.

When you go to PT and you think the PT is being gentle and easing you into the program… Then you get home and ice and ibuprofen become your BFFs.

WTAF is Trump thinking… Oh wait, he’s not.

MDBreathe is saying it was supposed to be Kelly Victory as USSG. To quote Chris Rock, choosing between Means and Victory is like having to pick between "What" and "The Fuck?"

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Post op appointment with the surgeon today.

50+ hour power outage when recovering from surgery is not fun.

36+ hours without power and counting. Will today be the day that power is restored?

No power for almost 24 hours now.

I’m not sure there’s a shower better than the first shower post-op.

Hip labrum repair ✅

Meet Laverne & Shirley. They are going to be my bffs for the next 4-6 weeks.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Tovah and I wish you a joyous holiday!

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.

Of course it’s Alito and Thomas that dissent.

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism. If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now.