You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern. Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?

the purpose of a machine is what it does. consider what the machine in your hand is doing. are you being informed, or are you being driven to despair? your power and your empathy is needed to bring about a better future, so be careful where you spend your energy

Check out my awesome creature

That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X

Spent the afternoon working on a NES-style rendition of Al Hirt's "Java." Only felt appropriate to knock together a little gif of the Muppet version~ #chiptune #aseprite

2026 affirmations 👏

"I'd rather lose in a fun way than win in a dull one" is my approach to both competitive gaming and gender identity

our focus testing has found that audiences LOVE punchlines but they're hardly reacting to the setups at all... gonna have to cut those

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

i have never eaten a bird as delicious and flavorful as the turkey in this picture

spearheaded the feast this year! 2-day dry brined turkey, 5-vegetable garlic mash, roasted brussels & beets, an improvised sausage and rice casserole situation, yorkshire puddings, lotsa gravy, and pum-pecan pie~

christmas

i think we can all agree that i played old school runescape this year #MyYearInOSRS

i had a dream that i was playing Rayman 2 but when globox showed up he looked like this and i got so mad that i woke up. good morning everyone

🌸🫧 ͛.*

they could have really turned the reception of that nerd guy from metroid prime 4 around if they made a scene where he sees a monster and pisses his space suit. then people would want to have sex with him

deviled. scotch. eggs. 🤤 managed to whip up the filling and serve while they were still warm and crunchy--i've wanted to try doing this for a while now tbh! a lot of effort, but not a bad way to spend a saturday afternoon~

This is such a powerful image

Artwork of Robotnik, drawn by Milton Knight, for the 'Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog' pilot.

Ron Trosper from The Chair Company can intuit the mechanics of The Death Note and could solve the Kira case.

Slimed

I'm the type of guy who always puts out the fire. I like to look for fire.

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

it's actually less humane to trap nintendo fans in a jar and let them outside. they will die slowly from exposure. it's an act of kindness to just kill them as soon as you find one in your house

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

made mushroom tempura with eryngii, shiitake and even a little matsutake~ and some chicken too! cured yolk shoyu for dipping.... i may have overdone it... but i regret nothing 🤤

not too bad for my first time making ohagi, i think! i rolled them in freshly toasted sesame seeds and a touch of maple sugar for complexity (and also because the store was out of kinako)

it's kinda funny that, despite being known for "buying gf", old school runescape's modding scene hasn't devolved into giant breast furry mods like so many other mmos

Older art but thinking about Sonic the Hedgehog: Scrapnik Island again and how much fun it was to color and design for. If you haven't read it, it's a short 80 page horror story that doesn't require any prior sonic knowledge. If you like cool/hot/cute robots this one's for you. Links in the reply!

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2026 Primary Woke Wave

well??? punk????

halloween's prayer

Ppummnkin

learning a valuable lesson with @goblingourmet.bsky.social @pinkbugpunk.bsky.social @hedgemom.bsky.social

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

ah yes, the two genders

in my capacity as a public intellectual i have contributed to this roundtable on "gooning" www.thechatner.com/p/but-pornos...

transphobes convince themselves they want to set things "back to normal." in truth they are in a self-annihilating war against the human condition itself. that's what the fascist mindset is — destroying everything around you in pursuit of ghosts.

aren't we forgetting someone?

immediate thought

i keep being reminded of this. the us gov's nazi aislop "return" posting, constant remakes and revivals of every franchise from the 80s and 90s... death may only claim you in the future, but the past will try to steal your soul first

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

I actually think it's extremely good and healthy to experience art that makes you uncomfortable. discomfort is not equivalent to real, tangible harm. at the very least y'all should recognize uncomfortable art's right to exist, and to carry on with your life without making it everyone else's problem.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.