ohh~~~ please help me i have my head and limbs caught in this six-pack holder and i'm all filthy with oil you have to cut me loose and clean me and nurse me back to health

it regularly occurs to me that 盛者必衰

my uncle works at nintendo voice: my boyfriend is a pilot

i used to believe the umpire would day "batter up" to indicate the batter should get ready and "baseball" to signal the pitcher to throw

doing the blue velvet love letter speech but with epistle instead because i'm carrying an energy pistol

garbage pail kids are an early example of kimokawa

the hamburgearth does not belong to man, man belongs to the hamburgearth

"Dozens of our comrades dead or crippled. A town razed. No thought spared for food to get us all through winter. And for what? So that you might gain a few pieces of ass."

learning a valuable lesson with @goblingourmet.bsky.social @pinkbugpunk.bsky.social @hedgemom.bsky.social

the best part of bluesky is its address resembling the nickname of biscuit, a powerful nen user from the manga hunter x hunter

in my dream i was watching a the kick inside era kate bush music video where she was singing brotherman bill

this is the way

friend told me about a famous person he encountered, and had to go through a chain of four other famous people before he hit someone i had any degree of familiarity with and i feel very good and powerful in my ignorance

ive been telling all my tech ceo buddies that doing a bunch of heroin has really boosted my performance and is probably the secret to unlocking agi

upon reaching level 13, a thief automatically succeeds at scaling any database, regardless of conditions, and no dice are rolled

i tried this advice and it worked

it's funny how media is one of the few things that has credits. i should be able to flip over a manhole cover and see the names of all the people who built the local drainage system

i guess people today don't know what a rocking horse is...

pretty solid character select animation

the cold reality is that super mario bros 2 is known in japan as super mario usa

i just checked my plow and it's got 83 stacks of "worm's curse"

"she likes me for me" means "she enjoys masturbating"

it's neat how state and corporate power have made constant surveillance a fact of life. the state holds the stick, because pushing back against surveillance is a pro-crime stance, while corporate power offers the carrots of false convenience and the chance of escape via becoming a content creator

the twilight zone episode "walking distance" is a lesson about toxic nostalgia from 1959 about a guy who pines for his childhood during the great depression. backwards thinking has always been a problem but it seems like larger forces aren't pushing back at all anymore.

it's very funny that it would cost ~$5000 to perform a certain elective voluntary procedure on me, but if i were a Large Dog it would cost less than $500

what a day for loot

somehow we keep going

infinite tux dog is infinite

there is no weapon as strongest as this

Don’t know how to express it but just like, deciding to help each other is all it takes. We can be scared and despondent and still make the world better

i guess i just want the wealthy to have to make the same choice as the rest of are on a day-to-day basis: your money or your life

"Several asked me what they had done to deserve this. They said that they prayed every day that everyone, even the settlers who shot their neighbors, would live in peace, with God’s blessings." we are all palestinians

it's kind of funny because i also spend much of my resources in a futile attempt to stave off death rather than simply enjoying life but i don't have billions of dollars so i guess i don't get the "longevity pioneer" moniker

Politically Homeless Truthseeker Gael

one of the most memorable christmas gifts i got was from an uncle who worked at texas instruments. he gave me a plastic model kit of a paveway ii smartbomb. i was confused and disappointed because it wasn't a cool plane or something. my dad was obviously annoyed at it.

these pictures expand nicely in my mind. perhaps you, too, will enjoy looking at them?

thinking about getting into the white sign soapstone business

a purity ball can remove persistent status conditions from your pokemon

queer coded villains

i'm asking you very politely to hit a boss with an energy net just one time

see you at the real moma

...but the buddha was too large to run over

my hairdresser is a big patlabor fan but cant tell me which one he beats patcapital for good in

where's tom on this thing anyway

i guess this is still pretty much what i am about