this is how ice should be "filmed"

if you don't have a basic love for people, you should try to cultivate one

its cool when you play yellowman or buckwheat zydeco for kids and they go absolutely out of control dancing.

i just know that what we need to get us out of this jam is just a few carbon nanotubes

wow same

we need to bring back "it's a free country" as an argument-ender i think "can you believe these young people cutting off their parents?" "can you believe these people transing their genders?" "can you believe this cancel culture?" "whatever man it's a free country, not my problem"

my brain's inability to generate endorphins from parries/counters (esp. with canned response animations) makes me a sort of tragic antihero of gaming

all the retro tech fans thrilled at the return to the mainframe/terminal model of computing

achy breaky no doukasen

labeling the damage type is a good start but i'd like more specifics

if the AT field is what keeps us from connecting with others, then what pierces it must be self's acid arrow

i think people should use their platforms to overcome dangerous obstacles and reach powerups that are ordinarily out of reach

i worked at passport control for a while, and probably 40% of people are entering to get more stupider

any sufficiently mighty robot is indistinguishable from god

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if the people who use data as a plural were really brave and smart, they'd use datums instead

telling my kids this is metroid prime 4

i think that elric (of melnibone) and severian are sort of archetypes for this and it's fun going through the media with them. it takes me back to being a child and being in a weird, arbitrary setting with all sorts of stuff happening to and around me, and my own responses also feeling alien.

i think most of my problems could be solved if i befriended a binturong

pretty close to a tight five on crab mouths

s/o to everyone who mentally replaces "heavy" with "groovy" in darksoul spell names

my foreman upgraded my hard hat to a nightmare hat to make sure i am getting a decent challenge on the job

its time to slowly sink into the ground and leave behind a floating bloodstain decal

found a good place to chill

threw out all my applebottom jeans

A being with WIS 19 or more is unaffected by the rhymes. For each point of WIS less than 19, it takes 1 round to break free of the rhymes (for example, a PC with WIS 15 can break free in 4 rounds). As many rappers as possible will attack the defenseless victim during its struggle to free itself.

It's my turn to get surgery! 🪢💞🪷🌿💘🪻💖🪢🎉 gofund.me/f556273c0

words can really carry the power to heal

so i'm in the marketplace with my wife and i see this guy on a parrot who keeps pointing a bow at her. i look at my wife, who is very beautiful, and tell her about the guy, but when i turn back, he's pointing his bow at me! anyway, be careful in the marketplace

i just learned that ariana isn't related to solomon at all

hardworking dio brando: how many bacons have you brought home?

i know that 'panini' might sound smarter, but when using english, the standard plural form is 'paninuses'

If you post at the moment your phone reaches 100% charge, it will be even more powerful. You can spot these posts by looking for the 💥 mark.

letting out a loud cry and blowing all my skin off to signal that i have entered a new phase of life

art tip: rendering a butthole as an x is childish, but rending it as an asterisk is obscene. five points is just right.

each piece of media is a capsule, an entirely closed system with only one possible configuration and interpretation. it is a grave insult to misunderstand these or to suggest the existence of others. we are very busy searching for an appropriate punishment.

maybe widespread sabotage should come back in style for a bit. just to remind the wealthy that striking was a very generous compromise on the part of labor.

all these stories about monster attacks increasing throughout the land, but nobody has thought to check on the crystals. i'm gonna keep my eye out for a promising youth with three friends and get to the bottom of this.

can't get a single angel investor to fund my mesoskeleton or xenoskeleton projects

meditating while thuggish ruggish bone plays in one ear and pink monsoon plays in the other

ohh~~~ please help me i have my head and limbs caught in this six-pack holder and i'm all filthy with oil you have to cut me loose and clean me and nurse me back to health

it regularly occurs to me that 盛者必衰

my uncle works at nintendo voice: my boyfriend is a pilot

i used to believe the umpire would day "batter up" to indicate the batter should get ready and "baseball" to signal the pitcher to throw

doing the blue velvet love letter speech but with epistle instead because i'm carrying an energy pistol

garbage pail kids are an early example of kimokawa

the hamburgearth does not belong to man, man belongs to the hamburgearth

"Dozens of our comrades dead or crippled. A town razed. No thought spared for food to get us all through winter. And for what? So that you might gain a few pieces of ass."

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