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I'm just so fucking proud of her. Here's her whole speech. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...

Impeach, convict, remove.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

Remembering the top stories of the year.

Remembering our most popular articles of 2025 (so we don't have to think of new ones today):

MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death http://theonion.com/man-who-bumped-tesla-while-parallel-parking-sentenced-to-death/

"To celebrate on a factually inaccurate day would be ridiculous." From the archive: chaser.com.au/general-news...

Remembering the common ground found in 2025 chaser.com.au/general-news...

Worked hard to get this into Guardian Oz & big props to @fiercemum.bsky.social for setting it up & Melissa Davey for publishing it. She will doubtless get loads of hassle from transphobes for it, but it needs to be out there. Puberty Blocker bans harm trans kids, no-one should pretend they don’t.

Here's how to support human artists! 🎨

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.

Brittany Higgins declared bankrupt by federal court: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-12/brittany-higgins-declared-bankrupt-linda-reynolds/106136120

Incredible. Pro-teen social media ban group 36 Months was selling sponsorship to a United Nations event run by the Australian government with the promise of “influence” and “access” to heads of states, according to a leaked document. www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/11/3...

Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

the two biggest factors impeding children’s development and mental wellbeing in this country are the government’s unwillingness to tell parents they’re going to have to parent their children to keep them safe, and school’s unwillingness to tell a parent their kid is turning into a bit of an asshole

I figured there was no way the government actually thought through this when it was first introduced last year. Became even more sure of it when it was opened for public comments for 24 hours *on a school day*, so the kids that this targets may not even get a chance to have their say.

A whole lot of not thinking things through with this policy. Pretty much assumes everyone is a middle-upper class white, straight teenager with no issues living in a city www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"I can’t wait to get some hands on, one-on-one time with each girl in One Nation." chaser.com.au/national/bar...

Well, it’s official…

Two 15-year-olds are challenging the social media ban for under-16s in the High Court, claiming their rights are being infringed and they have a right to political communication www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

Satellite Imagery xkcd.com/3173/

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

They predicted it would 'feel like' $4m dollars, but it ended up actually being almost $97m chaser.com.au/general-news...

NEW VIDEO!

Scoop: Meta's (formerly Facebook) Messenger app is set to be in the teen social media ban, accidentally! Despite the government saying messaging apps will be excluded, the app won't be able to have <16 users because of the law's drafting and the way the platform works. www.crikey.com.au/20...

New credential stuffing data: Synthient aggregated billions of threat data records from social media, forums, Tor and Telegram. Data included 2B unique email addresses and 1.3B unique passwords. 76% of emails were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. Read more: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/Synth...

feeling all my feelings today so I can be completely unburdened tomorrow, that’s definitely how things work

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview. This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association. I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

Experts tell us that ‘Harold Anxiety’ has risen in many Australians. chaser.com.au/general-news...

Barnaby Joyce being disloyal? doesn't sound like the families man we all know

The Chaser Annual 2025 is now available to pre-orders! Part cookbook and part wrap up of the year's news; this book is full of killer jokes and recipes. chasershop.com/products/the...

Non-binary and intersex people, including American citizens, will be barred from entering or leaving the US after October 14, 2025. CBP would aggressively enforce ‘Sex field validation’ on passports; only biological M or F are allowed. www.gtlaw-insidebusinessimmigration.com/u-s-customs-...

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Full article here: chaser.com.au/general-news...

My love language is data leaks

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

"If you look on a graph, the amount of people diagnosed with autism has risen ever since this file was created so clearly it is to blame." chaser.com.au/world/releas...