Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

fursona (wip)

if she's your girl then how come the cruel expression in her character portrait has softened and she's started using my name instead of insulting epithets during the second act of our 30-40 hour adventure

Did anyone guess Swimming?

i have a deeply thought out ffxiv theory and i call it ‘FFXIV Fans wish they were playing Dragon Age instead of FFXIV’

Iron Lung is now available to rent and buy on YouTube! youtu.be/TQqav0_fbdk?...

being a pervert with your friend will have you saying shit like "life is so beautiful" and "peace and love on planet earth"

How did you get so cool, Kim?

Carbcat, anyone? 🐱🍞 #cats #bread #plush #artshop

Time Machine Conversation xkcd.com/3251/

Can't believe we have to fucking do this again please go tell staff how you feel in the post that chocomingo is quoting

It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

"everyone is secretly using gAI" you sound like an about-to-be ex boyfriend when he's caught harassing IG models in incognito mode saying everyone thinks about cheating actually and it's totally normal

I have become an old man yelling at clouds and what I am yelling is frequently “INFRASTRUCTURE!!!”

More of this truth-telling, please.

normalize blocking people that just mildly annoy you

Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community https://theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-of-germs-alive-to-spread-message-of-terror-throughout-microbial-community/

Our Art Team takes “go big or go home” seriously with every part of TOUCHSTARVED, and this NPC is no exception 😩💪

BEHOLD NASCENCE OF WORM

They call it potty chair and it’s very advanced. I am the only president who poops on the potty and I do it perfectly every time. It’s very hard so they let you use all the iPad you want. I ask did Sleepy Joe or Obama ever make brown on the potty and they never did, it’s too hard for them.

O hell yes. QRP nonbinary and trans OCs! My little apothecary, Maia

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“Irony of posting on [insert platform owned by tech oligarch]” God bro actually stfu

recently commissioned cats in a courtyard for a wedding invite

you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it

One in a million

Is it just me or is slop getting easier to spot?

Classy, not trashy 🌹✨

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

jon (2017) (1/3)

Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh

Being in a “bubble” is just minding your own business.

It irks the shit out of me to see so many campaign ads featuring old white men crowing about how pro-Trump and anti-LGBT they are. Oklahoma is a hell state.

GREETINGS. IT'S ME, VOID ARKIPLIER! WE'RE HERE TODAY IN THE WEEPING CITY OF FISCHBACH!

this website is not beating the allegations

How to Blast the Ball Long in Golf ゴルフで遠くに飛ばす方法を開発しましたっ

#mermay #oc #ocsky

as always i am sympathetic to the fact that male loneliness is a real problem but the solution to male loneliness is robust afterschool and other social programs and shit like accessibility to public parks and the lonely men take industry opposes these things so i don't know what i'm supposed to do

I made this meme some years ago and it just popped up in my phone photo memories and… welp.

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory

but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made

KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.

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