"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

BIRDS

This is how you get "you think that kink is okay? go tell your family about it then" takes, like are you insane? I don't tell my family ANYTHING about my sex life because it's not their BUSINESS! Why do we want to be seen as Good People so badly we encourage the breakdown of healthy boundaries?!

The 40th anniversary of Zelda is all the excuse you need to submerge yourself in classic Katsuya Terada art.

I wish I could do that super dramatic stretches felines can do and NOT immediately have the worst foot cramps ever because it looks like it feels amazing... ...lucky kitties >_>

I don't have anything new but HAPPY ZELDA 40TH ANNIVERSARY

Happy 40th old friend.

She has hands now to snap all her simps' necks aka Me. Z'rell my beloved from #BG3

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

“why do you lock replies” people don’t realize that the kind of entitlement they have towards interacting with a stranger is a new phenomenon and the internet incentivizes a certain level of anti social behavior one should have the agency to spare oneself from

i actually added one root tendril on the left after i took this photo, but now im on the filling stage.

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

Going in the store next week #samuraijack #killbill #artwork

Morning.

birds aren’t real #illustration #procreateart

What a lovely garden this was to sit in and sketch! (maybe I overdid the twiddly bits). There were two friendly white poodles wandering around and if you zoom in you'll see one of them sitting on the circular seat along with another sketcher. #watercolour #Indianink #poodle #garden #enpleinair

training with Raiko. (1/3) #judepawgpose feat. @devilgirl.bsky.social

Trees and Shrubs - 1889 https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14689

I still don't know what to do with her

i notice when i look at stuff on here that everything is bad and getting worse. but when i look at video games and video game related entertainment for 12 hours i don't notice any of that stuff. kinda weird

Thanks everybody great posts today. We did some posts and a bunch of people read em and that’s a job well done. That’s the real shit. That’s what we wake up for every day. Nobody gives a shit about a post until they do. Lotta things are like that. Good posting everybody. Got those posts out there

cats are so right because when there’s a loud noise it is in fact time to scatter

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

first time i "toured" a home on zillow, i thought it was the most beautiful home i'd seen in my life. i dreamt of one day living in such a home. after four years of browsing zillow, that home looks normal and boring. comparison is really the thief of joy.

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"can I say something without everyone getting mad" being the code for "I'm about to be horny on main" is inspired

well if instagram won't let me into my accounts BEHOLD MY NEW ILLUMINATED (gold foil)) STICKERS HERE ✨ they're available on my store now!!! puns-and-needles.square.site/shop/sticker...

this dork ass really said

From: My Friend Tiger (2021), dir. Tatiana Kiseleva, Soyuzmultfilm

Toad was lying in bed. He had pulled all the covers over his head.

the snoofing

I’m actually annoyed by candidates and politicians who publicly state they’ll willfully hamstring themselves by not taking xyz money. One of my house members vowed not to take [redacted] money and people STILL hate her Black ass, so what’s the fucking point? Take whatever you’re given and WIN.

THATS A WRAP BABEYYYY!!! With Ira bringing it to a hot 67, thank you EVERYBODY for showing me your gorgeous, unique, wonderful lalafell. Holy moly. Yall are amazing and I love you and I've met so many cool people doing this project. #art #lalafell

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Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

"It is a great likeness, is it not, Alphinaud? She's so very talented!" "You pay me a great compliment indeed, darling." Alphinuad wonders if he has ever made that face in his life but he is not about to ask. 🌕🌊 #moonstide #lalafell #wolphinaud

Things I say to my dogs that I’ll never say during sex “Ok, when you bite daddy, playtime’s over.”

If you see this, post a monster!

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love! [twangye charminge lute riff] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye: *Ich am yn love!*

Tarantula hawk wasps have one of the most painful stings in the world. 🔗 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantu... 🏷️ #Desert #EastCoastKin #FlyDay #Insects #Photography ©️ BY-NC-SA

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incredible image on wikimedia commons

And here is the finished piece! I had so much fun painting that molten lava. Prints and mats coming soon. and here are some close ups

VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.

A Gorillaz short film by The Line studio is coming on February 27 on Youtube : "The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God". www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...

We saw a GUY (a guy wearing one of those little dog vests that says DO NOT PET ME so we did not touch)