Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants 🤼 #AEWDynamite

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

I really want this thing to get released and be a success. Mainly because I want Steam to make a full desktop PC version. I am so done with Microsoft and Value has the money and resources to make Linux a contender

The difference between AI and toddlerslop is that AI needs to be prompted in order to spit out the most generic shit possible, while a toddler, completely unprompted, will just hand you a drawing of Goku and Elmo teaming up to fight Count Chocula

Six agents in the ER after charging at high speed straight towards a wall with a tunnel painted on it and kneeling over from a heart attack before impact

post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Quote posting this so that it remains on my personal timeline. ASCII-art turned based rogue is giving me some legit ideas

The warning label exists because someone was dumb enough to ignore Mario cannon and draw him smashing wood. Mario canonically hates bricks, DONKEY KONG hates losing lumber

techbros: we have created AGI cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

"Your ass is grass and I'm going to smoke it" works better as a pickup line than threat

We've gone from David Crane figuring out a way to fit 255 screens worth of Pitfall into 50 bytes (not KB) to companies not being bothered to test their game on a hard disk drive to see if it really needs to be 154GB to reduce load times

Extra funny because Octopath being for adults is less about the story content and more about it being custom built to create a sense of nostalgia in 30 to 40 year olds.

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

#aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

The male loneliness epidemic is itself a side-effect of the late 90s mass extinction of crazy inventors, kooks, and mad scientists.

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF!

It's more like the people that keeps dangerous animals for pets, completely convinced that the tiger or chimpanzee will never just decide to attack them on a whim

This happened when my depression was at it's worst and was so funny it encountered me to learn new skills which ultimately lead me to getting help. Thank you Kojima

People need to layoff Tekla. Sure they've failed to make a completely a automonous car, but they've perfected the self-dunking loser

if the barrier to entry to being an artist or writer is so low then just make art and write novels without AI. but you can’t do that can you.

Mouthwashing - Anya Nendoroid up for preorder on CD Japan ($36) buff.ly/TespCSN Hobby-Genki buff.ly/bDW79TF amiami buff.ly/HrnEUtq HLJ buff.ly/SuIPi4i

I remember about a decade ago people were abusing the term Orwellian for things it really didn't apply to , but fortunately we've made great strides in dystopia since then

If you watch the end roll Mike Myers wife got a credit as Lead Piss Assistant.

Back when I worked as a retail merchandiser, I was processing the returns once and came across a returned stapler labeled 'broken'. Saw that the stapler jammed and the reason was the staples had been placed upside down. Took a second to fix. The inability of some people to problem solve is amazing

rise of the machines

just guess

yes

Imagine being a Greek god, waking up one day and saying 'Check out this Oedipus guy trying not to fuck his mother. Thinking he's better than us. I'm going to make it my mission to ensure this guy fucks his mother.'

The animators of season 1 Smithers thinks he looks great

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

#AEW X WarioWare

This is like when Windows 98 crashed live on stage except plug'n'play was actually useful so it was sad that it didn't work

I want there to be a Randy Pitchford biopic purely because I thibk Dana Carvey could use the wotk

Beano with the rarely performed inverted Styles Clash

i think often about this discussion between Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hideaki Anno. it's one of the funniest ways anyone has ever talked about restraint vs self indulgence in art.

don callis family training to wrestle the mark briscoe family

It looks bad but what many people don't realize about professional wrestling is that it hurts more if the ring doesn't break and you don't plummet into the eternal abyss

What do you mean that the World's Greatest Trickshot scene happens in episode -8- of Combattler, it would take any other series until at least episode 30 to do something this ridiculous.

If one child gets into fight with another child you better believe that I'm jumping in and kicking the shit out of at least one child