"i think tanks from the primal server should keep making the bone dragon go north because it is really funny."

doing SAM with trusts to get to the next set of dungeons and i'm asking my husband what buttons do and he's like this actually hurts me to watch you play samurai i'm going back to making dinner

wish I'd done more fucking around prior to this miserable eternity of finding out

Twilight Over Thanalan. It made mining in 1.0 a lot better lmaoooo

No, I don’t want to share my location. No, I don’t want to download your app. No, I don’t want to make an account. I just want to look at your menu to see how much your stupid fucking burger costs.

Jokes on you, I can't remember enough of anything I love to populate a top ten list off the top of my head. The second you ask I will forget I ever even watched a tv show or listened to a song

this weekend i collaged a poem of sorts based on some of the conversations i overheard around fanfest. each line was said by a different person at a different time. so... let's meet again!

Hiiiii! We traded earlier and I mentioned I remembered your post about the game boy bag!! :3

"xiv enjoyers ahould preface that everything leading up to ShB is a slog" No. earn your way to ShB by Reading The Story

flow is called that because it describes how the tears move down your face when you hear it

Highlight of my fanfest tbh!! It was so great to meet you @coelasquid.bsky.social and thank you again for the sticker!!

I have gotten so many stickers in trades and YET I have so many more to give out??? Please take them from me lmao.

The line is moving at least #kerynfanfest

Doing fanfest sticker swap on my flight lmao <3

Early morning flights seem like such a good idea until the day of

Lmao I didn't delete the fanfest app from last time so that was a nice surprise that its updating to the 2026 version and isn't a Brand New App.

I've been playing 14 with a controller since 1.0 lmaoooo. I've also been using a USB foot pedal to do push to talk on voice comms since sometime in ARR. Highly recommend it tbh.

mutual murdered uwu #PISSOFFKUPO

HELL very much YEAH!

watch this motherfuckers (i slide a massive chunk of my economic and military hegemony out from me and fall flat on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

I was told that Iran keeps shooting down F35s so I asked how many F35s we have, and they told me "oh we just go get a new F35 afterwards" so i just said, "sounds like you're just feeding F35s to Iran" and then they started crying.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

There's this pervasive idea, especially among older Americans, that cities aren't a place for serious people to live, that it's a playground for young people that you grow out of, and that's so offensive to all the people I know who have put down roots in them and want to stay.

Yes. Most of them were made before cross server party finder, let alone cross server travel or data center travel, so they were made to go do things with friends on other servers.

Birthday 🎂

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

read the news today

I wish I had the energy to comment more often, but alas!! I'm a born lurker. I just scroll through my feed and support with my likes and reposts. Just know that me and my little heart button are here for youuuu 🥺

Like, no, you don't get to send a blank page, then max out my CPU puzzle-piecing together the results of 150 separate AJAX calls browser side. If I type an address into my browser and the HTML structure of the resulting page isn't deliverable in a single HTTP request, you have fucked up. Start over.

There are lines on the floor

America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head.

Is it too much to ask that democratic politicians believe in America the same way that *squints* Vladimir Ilyich Lenin believed in America

every new detail about what the us thought would happen with this war makes me feel like I’ve suffered cataclysmic brain damage

kind of not ideal that the world economy is run by a cabal of pedophiles but also the two corporations that control all consumer spending think that if you jerk off you should be unbanked

😔

let a girl sleep

republicans have literally made everything worse and harder and more terrible over the course of my entire life and somehow* they keep coming back to power bc of our feckless corporate press and a weak willed opposition 😒 *sob

The people who lived through 9/11 and Iraq are approaching their 40s-50s and they’re still treated like immature kids who aren’t worth listening to. We were right motherfuckers, and we’re right to say it

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

Doing a giveaway to celebrate finally getting the settings right for these stickers! winner gets a full set of mini job stones c: Just like+reblog to enter! USA only rn - sorry guys 🥲 #ffxiv

Yu-Gi-Oh Bleach Cowboy Bebop Trigun Read or Die FMA: Brotherhood (you should watch 2003 as well, actually) Gundam Wing Howl's Moving Castle Soul Eater Dungeon Meshi

LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THIS ART IS (the middle one is My Elf)

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back