Well trying to figure out how to shove a cork up my tuckus after eating something dicey for lunch and coming to regret it. I don't know feels like a metaphor too low brow even for mid 2000s webcomics.

Every ounce of my being from soul to toe nail clippings hates how true this turned out.

I'm not saying that I just sent the link for this to my boss with a suggestion that we incorporate it into all future witness prep, but I'm also not not saying that I just sent the link for this to my boss with a suggestion that we incorporate it into all future witness prep.

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I'm trying hard to not have a breakdown, so I'm just going to get weird today. This is the most 90s Japan shit I've ever seen in my life and I love it. youtu.be/IRv38ajPnPk?... No thumbnail because jesus christ dude seriously?

Saw a picture of Shia LaBeouf and... he'd be good in the Sam Elliot biopic.

Those whom the gods detest they first drive insane, then they destroy. I'm crazy enough just smash the earth already!

BREAKING — WE WON! DC Superior Court Judge Darlene Soltys ordered the DC Metropolitan Police to produce ALL body cam footage of the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace within 14 days. Thanks to my @rcfp.org lawyers for their tireless work. Details on thehandbasket.co later today!

Folks, read everything Dan wrote here. I'd suggest about, every third or so skeet just stop, stare at the wall, count to ten, then start reading again. It'll help minimize the psychic damage that Ron is in fact a goddamn lawyer and I feel like I know better than him as a NON LAWYER.

Continueing my quest to watch weird movies I've never seen before. Watching "The 5000 fingers of Doctor T" a live action doctor Seuss movie. The surreal scenery and sets are my favorite

Ngl, it’s Tuesday in America, so it’s almost impossible for me to know which shooting this pertains to. Do you mind clarifying?

Just a Gogo... #finalfantasy

NM is pretty dead on with hating on Texas but that's more to do with Texans moving up here and trying to bring Texas with them. Colorado hating Misery fits, Wyoming hating CO yep, Texans hating on Okies oh hell yeah. LA is a fit because thank god for MS making the rest of us look good.

i think jesse jackson was one of the most important american political figures of the post-war era and i think that his 1984 and 1988 campaigns for the democratic nomination still have a great deal to teach about forging a path to a more egalitarian world. RIP.

Jesus Christ he's gone. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u... I'm just gonna lay down, fuck today.

No matter what your Thoughts on the Breunigs are, this is necessary and well-done www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Unfortunately, when it comes to public health, what happens in the US doesn’t stay in the US. RFK Jr. and MAHA are not just denying the US vaccines based on mRNA technology. They’re denying them to the rest of the works, too.

We're on nigh 12 YEARS of GG and yet no one wants to believe just how big of a deal it was and JESUS H CHRIST Quinn does not get the respect they deserve and have battle earned from the bullshit they suffered.

This song honestly makes me groan out loud which doesn't happen very often with music, even the worst crap ever I can find something to like. This? So edgy it's a hypercube of edges, and the sumbitch doubled down! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsCc...

It is interesting how things have shifted on lawyer advice forums over the years. When I started, the biggest risk a young lawyer could face was an alcoholic partner, because they absolutely would make their mistakes your problem. Today, it is boomer lawyers with access to ChatGPT.

Slayers ... I got questions.

People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?

Not on here much anymore, more busy with stuff online and realizing this is just feeding my doomerism and I'd rather go out and do something that helps when possible. Keep up the good fight all, try to help where you can and link sources to help others organize.

In the US in the 80s it was "Warriors of The Wind" and that movie meant the world to me as a kid. Still means a lot to me as an adult, I bought the manga twice, the OGs and the collected omnibus. I've owned the OG VHS and DVD. Aka Nausicaa www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFgZ...

Beating golden age batman would've been so easy just leave a series of puzzle clues leading him on a fuckin geocashing adventure instead of directly to your crimes

Good morning Bluesky !

"why is this paywalled" ....idk, because we need to eat and pay bills, maybe?? 🙃🙃 Really tired of people demanding things for free from artists.

This is how I find out about the creator of Earthworm Jim is a fucking pile of human shit. Jesus H Christ.

Uhhh, hmm. Well at least on the test it was anything where I could've hurt someone else that was all nos!

Obligatory @faineg.bsky.social & @atherton.bsky.social alert.

Ben is fantastic, you should hire him!

The flesh is weak, Charlie Brown. Only the soul is immortal, and yours belongs to me.

We want to believe that Oswald didn’t act alone in killing Kennedy for the same reason that people want to think that COVID was a lab leak - we don’t want to believe that random chance can change the world like that, because we want to believe that humanity is in control of the world in some way

Thought x-ray looked cool during freshmen year college. Watched a patient die in front of me when I was shadowing a dept. Went into IT and electrical stuff for a bit, realized I wanted to make a difference and help people out went back into X-ray school and now I'm learning to be a safety guy.

Reading Bobby's attempt to let his inner James Joyce out? Got to be honest. A whole lot of you didn't read Adult Fan Fiction dot net or some of the private fanfic archives we used to post on POE and it shows.

Much love to all of my trans, nonbinary and gender-nonconforming friends and acquaintances on the transgender day of remembrance. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. Here's to a brighter and less bigoted future.

do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”

i think “big tent” as an metaphor is losing a lot of utility

Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”

Hi Emily. To help you out here sweetie. You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)

The victims still have yet to get justice, yet here you are defending those who sat on evidence that could have granted such. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. I wonder how you sleep at night, but then again you must know nothing about morality or standing up for the defenseless.

I just wanna ignore the world at the moment. FFXIII - Replay starting today. One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts. Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users. Not hating it.

i'm up for an award! anybody can vote

Ohhhh that smell. Can you smell that smell The smell of subway surrounds you.

Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead

This is how I find out Cheney fucking died.

Got to check out the Final Fantasy A New World symphony. One complaint: I really wanted them to play The Dark World then transition into Searching for Friends, two of my all time favorite songs from VI. Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public