..."Prime Minister...you really need to be seen with some of the Bottomfeeders affected by the floods" PM Luxon. "Naah....I'm comfy here, a TikTok should cover it?" ...."but if you go Friday you can skip hanging with the Maoris in Ratana" PM Luxon...."...get my NEMA jacket".

how far is Davos from Dignitas

This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all

Look it's time to come clean. There never has been a Christopher Luxon. We made him out of a white balloon with some Sharpie on as a joke back in 2018. It got wildly out of control, and SIS told us we needed to keep it going because otherwise it'd collapse democracy. I'm so sorry.

do you sometimes wonder just how many world — and obviously particularly US —leaders are being blackmailed by the kremlin and/or mossad? i do because much of the time there seems to be no other plausible explanation for their behaviour will we ever find out?

Cabinet Minister attempts to politically influence the Reserve Bank Governor for criticising the attempts at political influence of the Reserve Bank upon which the world economy relies on.

That awkward moment when your past foreign policy faceplants in real time.

I’d like to cancel my free trial of 2026. I’ve seen enough to know this isn’t working out. Please do not auto-renew.

The stupidest people in the world continue to get cheered on by those whose lives will only be made worse by their actions. While the majority of us remain hostages to it all. It's so bleak.

I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

Sounds about right.

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

The "spit roasting" Winnie & Seymour are issuing to Luxon is key to the Coalition, his submission is the lube that holds it together...no other Nat could've pulled them..'sorry, it off? I'm sorry for any children or animals that may be harmed in the creation of this mental image. #nzpol

Id say the BBC as an obligation to tell Trump to go f'k himself...

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

This. A thousand times this.

What he said: 💯 🎯

Un-fun fact: there is more evidence that Donald Trump is part of a pedophile ring than there is that Venezuela is part of a terrorist ring.

This.

The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

New Zealands "Reichstag Fire" is a broken Ponsonby porch window........how very Kiwi! #nzpol

This is it, but people are too gullible and mindless to realize it.

Ooh…

What we're living through is the result of 100 years of treating conservatism like it was anything better than fascism biding its time.

So not surprising that the people who fetishize assault rifles kill more Americans than those who don't.

The first episode of Here Come the Double Deckers! was broadcast in America on this day in 1970 (it began airing in the UK from January 1971).

I try to avoid conspiracy bollocks usually, but this Kirk hit has "Reichstag" written all over it...VERY convenient for Trump, moving narrative on from Epstein, & for emboldening more authoritarian moves...+ I'm a Lefty, but our side couldn't organise a successful turkey shoot on a Rifle Range FFS.

The Reichstag, springs to mind!

Could Mandelson have "Kompromat" of Trump...???

As I understands it, the cultural divide between America and China, re: AI, basically boils down to "I'm gonna make a computer that's God (and you can fuck it if you want)" vs "I'm gonna make a computer that's really good at stuff (and can learn to be better)"

That’s exactly what this feels like!

I have seen this before, but it is always worth a repost because this man is correct.

new recycling method turns used EV batteries into fresh materials for new ones — cutting costs and helping the planet. UK-based company Altilium

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.

So what would be "inappropriate conduct" in the presence of two of the most notorious child abusers? Like, what would be "inappropriate conduct" in a brothel?

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show. Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up, Mar🐫

In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol

Miriam Margolyes names her current big issue. #GazaGenocide #GazaHolocaust