Just another 6 days (including today) of Christmas to go… *I’m thankful I’m back work on Monday, makes it more bearable if I’m honest 😉👩🏻‍🔬🔬

“Labour get attacked by the RW media (*whisper* but are secretly brilliant!)” Er, yeah, but this was always going to be the case 🤷🏻‍♀️. Plus the fact that Labour are in a position to do something about this, but either can’t or won’t, is just yet another catastrophic error. Hardly a flex 🤪🔥

Do you suppose there’s people out there whose relatives aren’t all thicker than concrete custard & have quite a nice time over Christmas? Nah…😊🤣

If you can stomach it, the replies are full of sensible centrists repeating the same stuff they’ve been repeating since Labour took office “Whisper it, but Labour are surging…” 🤪🤣

Don’t promise me a good time! Come on monstrous maw of crushing infinity, don’t let us all down now! 🕳️🤣📡🔭

For the first time in over 48 hours I feel 2/3 alive! Winning! 🙌🏻💜

All just rumour & hearsay at the moment, but hearing that Liv’s tag match got pulled yesterday (which would explain the lack of footage online) Nothing confirmed & could be for all sorts of reasons if true. I know Dom tweaked his shoulder just before Christmas, so…

Sometimes I’m asked what “I will do” (🤷🏻‍♀️) when Liv starts dating again. Er, well there’s IRL Liv (real name Gionna Daddio 😉) who I want nothing but the best for. I’m a fan first & foremost & will *always* champion her happiness. Then there’s the silly fantasy version in my head, but that’s…1/3

“Common sense” is neither 🤷🏻‍♀️ A klaxon should sound whenever a politician wants to replace regulation with it…

Ignorant people don’t have the awareness to appreciate that they’re ignorant. It’s also why they confuse their ignorance for wisdom & insight (often erroneously called “common sense”)

This sort of thing is why China is winning. Just letting the hyper rich do whatever they want, while hoping that they’ll be benevolent (because reasons) is a recipe for disaster. If only there were an entire literature warning about this sort of thing…🤪🤖🦾

Me when windswept: look like a half drowned rat Liv when windswept: (kinda looks like Pamela Anderson, no?) *still remember her reposting “TFW you look good in the mirror, but not on camera…” No. No I have no experience of that 😉🤣 #dailyLivMorgan

Just a gentle reminder - Labour are losing because Labour are sh*t It’s got nothing to do with leftists or Green voters or trans people or whatever Oh, & the whole “whisper it, Starmer is surging” thing will last right up until government returns in the New Year

This was her first bump since coming back & I think it’s fair to say she’s missed it 😊🥰 Liv lives & breathes wrestling, she’s been obsessed since she was small (it’s her life’s work)…plus she’s not exactly normal, by her own admission she “likes the pain” 😳 #dailyLivMorgan

Well now I want to play Wings 😊💜

I like it 😊 I love the mysticism & theological ponderings of Dune, something which the text captures perfectly as (the original anyway) is written almost like a holy text. I’ve yet to see a version on screen that quite does it justice 💜

I’m like, “ooh I actually feel pretty good now…” Then I remembered I took some Ibuprofen about 20 minutes ago 😊🤣 *chemical happiness, as we all know, is the purist & best form of happiness 😉

Some ppl are saying that #LivDom tagging together for Liv’s first match is hinting at a solo run. *Maybe*, but IMO they’re putting her in a deliberately safe situation (so she can win the Rumble or eLIVmination chamber 😊). Ditto why she’s facing Rhea (ladies wrestle ladies in inter-gender…

This cold is like having jet lag, awake at really weird times, asleep during the day, in something of a fugue with no idea what the time is… There’s “dark time” & “light time” & that’s about it 🤣

Haven’t found any clips/pics of Livvy’s house match yesterday, but it’s just a matter of time I guess. I forgot Smackdown was on as well, must try & watch that today (& by “watch that” I mean “sleep through” (due to illness not boredom 😉🤣))

Ok sleep was interrupted, but more or less slept from 20:00ish to 06:00ish… Feel marginally better, have a bit more energy/power, but I’ve had this b*stard headache for the better part of two days now (inflamed sinuses I think) & it’s getting really old…

Things you might not know about me from my online persona: • I like miniature painting & tabletop games (I’m not very good though) • I don’t think about politics that much • I like retro fashion, especially 40/50s •I’m afraid I really am obsessed (er, I mean “passionate”) about Liv Morgan You?

Cold status update - I’m at the stage where I keep finding food by the side of my bed, which I assume my dad left for me… Either that or the house elves are getting sick of my snoring 😉🤣

I appreciate it’s his Mrs, but what a d*ck…

I think everyone is exhausted from Christmas, even less action tonight than there was yesterday 😊🤣

I’ve had an idea comrades, in the new year we’ll form a committee about building a grassroots movement ✊🏻🏴 *this is a leftist joke 😉🤣

I hope these two menaces cause chaos later & cheat for the win 😉🤣👑💐 #LivDom #wrestlesky

Harley is brilliant, has some of the best promos in the game, is (bizarrely) a skilled ventriloquist (really 🤷🏻‍♀️) & doesn’t take herself remotely seriously 💜🤼‍♀️

Here’s an idea, how about *nobody* blows up or shoots anyone else for 24 hours & we see how we all get along? Maybe have a big cookout or something 🤷🏻‍♀️

It must be great coming from Glasgow, you sound hard AF even if you’re gentle as a kitten. I bet no one messes with you *ever* 🤣🙌🏻 *the power, the power!

Speaking as a native English speaker from the UK I find Glaswegian & Geordie (Newcastle) nigh impenetrable at times. Cumbrian is strictly speaking a dialect rather than an accent, but it may as well be its own language 🤷🏻‍♀️ *plus I can’t understand youngsters sometimes 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=oV8_...

I swear I’m half cat or something, when I feel unwell I seem to just go into this half stupor & sleep through most of it! The good news is I’m unconscious for the worst bit, the bad news is I have *no idea* as to the time or even the day. There’s day time & night time. That’s it 🤣

Cold status update - I’m at the stage when I feel sort of ok, get up for 30 minutes, then think nope nope nope & go back to bed 🤣 I’ve slept for about 65% of the last 48 hours (woke up drooling, very attractive 🤪) Fortunately Agatha is keeping me company on the bed 💜

Can’t wait to see this crazy pair doing their thing again…not expecting anything too bonkers from Liv, she’ll do her cheerleader thing from the sidelines & scream “OKKKAAAAYYYYY” at the ref 🤣… Who knows, maybe an oblivion on Rhea 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️💜 #LivDom #wrestlesky

Today is a very important day, Liv’s first match in 6 months post injury. She’ll tag with Dom & face Rhea & Rey…couldn’t be a safer pairing, management clearly don’t want any risks *whisper* since she’s winning the Rumble 😉🤼‍♀️ House show so not televised, but doubtlessly will be fan footage online 💜

The King’s Speech 💜🥰✨🌙 youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...

My first 100 days when in power: • investiture of Liv Morgan as Empress in perpetuity (on your knees peasants!) • unleashing shock & awe on Rutland (who belong in Leicestershire!) • turning Birmingham into a smoking crater • cheap real estate in the smoking crater • I dunno, UBI or some sh*t 😉🤣

I’m posting this for scientific reasons…I’m testing to see if the algorithm will flag it or not (since it seems to have the sensibilities of a Victorian clergyman) It’s Livvy (obviously 😊) *I’d like to say that she was my new year’s #bodygoals, but I haven’t exercised since school, so…😉🤣

What do you suppose Labour’s first catastrophic failure will be? I think they’ll believe the whole “whisper it, Starmer is surging” thing & will therefore assume it’s ok to force through anti-trans toilet ban guff They’ll be flabbergasted that most *Labour voters* are actually progressive…

#goals 😊🤖🦾

I kinda always wanted Liv & Roxy to have a big sis/little sis relationship even back when they teased Roxanne joining from #NXT. I think the big thing in 2026 will be #LivDom going solo though…which is probably for the best, but I’ll miss these two menaces 😊👑💐

My girl’s so strong 💪🏻 *incidentally, I wonder if there’s any peaches left 🤔🤣 #dailyLivMorgan

IMO January & February are the worst months, it always gets colder after the solstice, you don’t notice it getting lighter until the end of Feb & nobody has any money The only thing I’m looking forward to are the faces of those “whisper it, Starmer is surging in the polls” loonies 🤪🤣

Two things can be true at the same time: • things will be much worse under Reform UK Ltd • if Labour’s electoral strategy is simply, “yeah, but vote for us anyway” then they will lose to Reform UK Ltd 🤪🔥🇬🇧

Joshi wrestling is superb 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Resolutions for the New Year: • spread the truth & light of Liv Morgan • increase frequency of Liv Morgan posts • destroy capitalism • ensure that everyone on this app knows about Liv Morgan 😉🤣

These two goofs 😊 Everything is awful, but wrestling is this happy place where the real world doesn’t intrude. It’s all make believe & by the Goddess I need some of that 💜🤼‍♀️ #LivDom #wrestlesky

Happy surreptitiously disposing of presents day! 🎁🎄🤣

This might come as a news, but we tend to put all the ill people together in these buildings called “hospitals”. This means that if you work in said hospital you seem to catch everything going. For some reason, this comes as a surprise to management who can’t figure out why their staff are sick 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Woke up at 4am again, but managed to doze off until 07:00ish, so I’m taking that as a win. The thing I was looking forward to most over Christmas was 4 consecutive lie-ins so getting a bit miffed… I spent much of yesterday asleep, which as someone who’s ambivalent about Christmas is no bad thing 😉