Stumbled upon MTV Classic this morning and the songs + videos are hitting so perfectly I can almost forgive them for calling me old

I remember when I didn’t have responsibilities I’d wake up hungover when the Thanksgiving parade was ending. I assumed it started pre-dawn or something. Imagine my shock this morning when I turned on the tv and couldn’t find it yet. Turns out they start at a totally normal time.

Wishing the best to my fellow Thanksgiving celebrators who have to deal with toxic family tomorrow. Deep breaths, cousin walks, a nice lil drink, etc. whatever gets you through! 🫡

u know how when ur watching great british bake off & u know who the gay contestants are & then they just casually mention growing up gay or their same-sex partners? & they don’t have to ever “officially” come out on the show? that’s genuinely how the world should be always

My wife’s boss tried to schedule a last minute business trip interfering with Thanksgiving & another one right before Christmas. Naturally people complained about interrupting their family time & his pep talk included the phrase “we may not be successful as spouses” smh hustle culture needs to die

This community is amazing! Angie, I hope you feel some relief regarding your costs and can focus on your health.

My favorite piece of content today.

Perfume marketing has gotten out of control because what do you mean this perfume will make me smell like “the villain who owns the library everyone whispers about”?!?!? That’s not a scent profile, you stole that from wattpad.

Unchecked in all of my Gmail accounts. Consider doing the same. Fuck this invasive bs

Soooo if Kitty is British, what would she be calling this hypothetical glowing cigarette?

hi! today is national monopoly day! Celebrate by calling out your favorite monopoly (and by favorite I mean, the one that causes you the most anger and emotional distress). Mine is the American grocery store monopoly where almost every grocery store is owned by either Kroger or Albertsons

Saw this morning and forgot to post. Random Teller fluff piece.. does this mean something weird is going to come out about them?

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Idk if I’m going to watch the docuseries. I might just live through everyone who is excited about it and learn from the skyline what happens. I’m pretty over this whole thing and I don’t want to support Disney.

I was just thinking today about nosebooplor. That was wild.

60 minutes showing interviews with farmers who are struggling and I just want to yell WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR

Are we clicking those bitches 3 times? 👠 👠

my therapist always asks where I feel something in my body & I always just pick a body part at random & roll with it because I have not one fucking clue Ashley

Mamdani winning needs to be a wake up call for establishment ‘place nice’ dems. Work for the people or get pushed out.

I’m so happy for other states who have renewed hope. So far it looks like Texas is voting more of the same bleak bullshit.

The rebound woke is hitting like a cigarette on a winter night on the back porch of the drag bar

Why do you have to do me like this, Waze. Fine, I’m out ✌🏼. I might get lost but the app has been deleted.

I better not see a single sanctimonious liberal posting some shit about how “we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead” today. The dead is a war criminal. It’s fine to speak ill of war criminals, whether they are alive or dead.

Time to learn basic car maintenance to save some money

this administration and everyone loyal to it must be driven from government, and if possible, from our shores

Correct take from tree paine burner

I’m so proud of our community! Yesterday was one of the rare really good days on the internet 🍜

Fear, lack of representation, and not having any legal right to marry kept me in denial and in the closet for several years.

How about this: I will match the next 3 $13 donations. Just comment here after you've donated.

Let’s get this goal closer to 13k & hopefully @souperman26.bsky.social live stream can push it over! I will match new donations up to $100 starting NOW Anyone want to join me in the match game? Put your receipts below & on the donate page see if your company matches & follow emailed instructions

Clocking in as souperman #1 fan! I will be getting floor seats to this concert.

Sauce broken, recipe spoken Lid open, bread token I didn't know you were keeping leftovers

my beloved soup and me sitting in a tree S I M M E R - ING

A few years ago I was introduced to Sichuan beef noodle soup and it’s become a favorite when I have any kind of head cold/stuffiness. Spicy, numbing, and so good.

Because I dropped your spoon while eating Left you out there hungry Caldo verde on the table Souplor problems

Don’t forget to check if your company has a match program. I wasn’t sure but entered my company name on the donation form and received an email with instructions. Turns out my donation will matched! 🍜 🍲

borscht so scarlet it was maroon

I’ll bet soups beautiful The gumbo he talks about And soups got all the fixins I have to eat without

Help, I'm still at the restaurant Still slurping the chowder I haunt Big spoon in the dim light They say what a soup sight

Got the whole block lookin’ like… S O U P

You are a soup that I don't know But you're taking shots at me like it's pozole

Me to my piping hot bowl of soup: YOU NEED TO COOL DOWN

Girls I don’t need to stir the bouillabaisse To know a rich broth is on the way

Terminal brothiness is sending me

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Any hetlors trying to ruin October 29th for us will be dealt with

It’s actually sweet, all the thyme you’ve spent on me It’s honestly lovely, all the spices you’ve put in It’s actually Pho-mantic, I really gotta hand this bowl to youuuuu No soup will ever love me like you do 🍜

I watched the Lilith Fair documentary last night and it was soo good.