Leader of a sovereign country is being illegally tortured in your city @mayor.nyc.gov

this is honestly the funniest shit of all time. i cant stop thinking about it

okay but to be fair this happens to everyone who wears glasses. he should still retire though lol

jesus christ lmao

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

"help pay the bills" is corporate speak for "our profit has to grow exponentially from year to year to feed our slimy, gluttonous CEO and shareholders"

happy 311 day to all who celebrate

why would he do that, the goal of the game is to score points. also kobe bryant sucked as a human being and we need to stop treating him with respect

marathon is too hard solo and I'm too socially anxious to queue up with a random group. does anyone here have the game and would be willing to play w/ a socially anxious lil guy (gender neutral) who probably won't talk that much

i could score like 8 i think

no disrespect to bam adebayo but if you asked me which player broke Kobe's single game scoring record he might not even have been my 50th guess

"Blueskee"

Turns out that actually doing some of your big campaign promises, even if they're evil and fuck up the country, is more popular than believing in nothing and making weak-ass excuses as to why you can't get anything done!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

Attacks leave dead vs killed

if you can't answer "who did you vote for" without being hopelessly embarrassed, maybe you should look inward to find out why that is

oh my god????

transforming into this to take care of Hitmonchan once and for all

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

my 3 favorite people

we need to bully people who bet on sports more

crazy that he can go on tv and say this but its illegal for me to say what is absolutely required to happen

most of the games i played growing up were kinda garbage (a lot of call of duty and madden, unfortunately) so pls forgive me that so many of these are pretty new

"war is hell" says the secretary of war, head of the department of war, formerly known as the department of defense but the name was changed last year because it sounded cooler

fuck dude im so fucking cool "im playing pokemon leaf on my switch 2!" "im playing god of war ragnarok on my playstation 5!" bitch im playing BLACK OPS 1. ON THE WII. SHUT THE FUCK UP

me

dawg it's call of duty, all it is is political propaganda being pushed by activision

Now that I'm done with Resident Evil 9, here's my rankings of each game I've played: Resident Evil 4 Resident Evil 9 / Requiem Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 7 / Biohazard Resident Evil 8 / Village (I played the remakes of 4 and 2 because... old)

some shit is about to go down

I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!) is sending me

i love getting these thank you messages from U of M when I only have only ever gone to games where they play Nebraska and I'm always the most annoying person in the crowd

You know what to do.

The White House just posted a video mixing real footage from the Iran strikes with a killstreak animation from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 x.com/WhiteHouse/s...

RE9 is so good, it's almost definitely my GOTY. hard to see anything beat it out for me other than Control Resonant (and maybe Crimson Desert if it's somehow as good as it looks)

this skeet is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

The Blight comes for us all

when u wake up from a nap & it’s 8pm

woke kratos be like: "child"

I notice this all the time, especially when police officers kill their neighbors -- it's always "officer involved shooting" and never "police officer shoots and kills ____"

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

if fidel castro was so bad how come he was so cool

RE9: Requiem is a 9/10 so far. I really wasn't sure if it was for me in the first hour, but the game has completely captivated me since then! The mix of Grace's survival horror gameplay and Leon's action-oriented segments is masterfully done

average person cheering for war in iran

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

the answer is yes, it seems