shit ain’t over til it’s over

It seems ICE has deleted the video! Don't worry, I've got it so Theo Von can remember his role in our great administration's new gestapo.

@kindafunnyvids.bsky.social @blessingjr.bsky.social @gameovergreggy.bsky.social some not so fun news for today:

imagine if liberals cared about real issues as much as they cared about jimmy kimmel

It's actually so depressing realizing how performative trans ally ship has been to the majority of y'all. Disney adults are out here cancelling multi thousand dollar weddings over this. Yet trans people were being 'unreasonable' when we asked you to boycott the HP games and new media.

fascist: *verbatim speeches from adolf hitler translated to 2025 english* *gets 52% of the vote* liberals: oh well, fair is fair! *hands over the Biggest Gun on earth*

get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action

i just looked it up, there are ~2000 black people in hungary. i'm starting to think people like this are just obsessed with being angry about stuff

is it also epic trolling that trans rights are eroding in the UK even faster than in the US

damn we really got our ass kicked in the culture war didn't we

to the ben and jerry's community:

no thank you officer

i've been to church more times than all 3 of these weirdos combined

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

“Tarman has been monitoring the tar currents” a likely thing for tarman to be doing

@kindafunnyvids.bsky.social breaking news story for games daily tomorrow 🔥

I hope I have given fidelity, and that everyone viscerally understands: You will have to come through me.

sounds like a real upstanding guy

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

If Charlie Kirk were a first grader at school, America would have moved on by now.

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

this is the liberal version of "thoughts and prayers"

people who didn't even know who charlie kirk was before wednesday should shut up, i think

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

free speech unless i don't like what you say, in which case you are banished

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

this is not only devastating, but immensely upsetting that this isn't the top story of the day (because a different school shooting is the top story of the day) how do you heal a country that is this violent?

was the drone strike on that venezuelan boat "political violence", or was that different

I made a lot of posts today in my mind

Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible

glad to see that our priorities are in order

call me a dirty communist but i don't think the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention should be "disrupted". sounds bad

party like it's 1995 🎶

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

me when im not mentally ill and actually everyone else is mentally ill

welcome to the resistance, the National Rifle Association

nightmare blunt rotation

Look we have a little fun at these rallies dont we folks - but I just want to acknowledge first that this is stolen land

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

A lot of Gavin Newsom's supporters don't seem to realize we can tell that the anti-trans stuff is *why* they like him. It's his distinguishing characteristic--he's so much like Trump that even the trannies hate him.

the next president (if there is one) needs to abolish the internet. i think its time to be done

As someone who made the case Trump's first term was absolutely not as bad as either of W's, this term is likely to be the worst of any modern president and it's not even close, the velocity at which damage is being done is unprecedented.

AOC is the only one with a chance

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

thank you mr president sir

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

beautiful day to wear my @andycortez.cool sweatshirt 😎🎮

yuck, not funny