i am so glad that my neighbors are gossipy as fuck but i still want my close group of gal pals i can do crime and bury bodies and have porch drinks with. when will it be my turn to be a desperate housewife...

excited to watch the scrubs reboot after seeing early reviews. the only other shows i'd truly want this for are ugly betty and degrassi. the frasier one was so bad. nothing else needs to be continued.

i didn't realize it, but meet me @ the altar released an EP in january! good if you have a soft spot for 00s pop punk. good spring cleaning music.

not riptide in the thrift store followed by where have all the cowboys gone followed by torn followed by antihero

i've been repping the pretzel life for years

"The first thing that comes to my mind is Taylor Swift. Because when I met Taylor, she did tell me that when she was 11 years old her parents took her to my concert. And that's where, after that, she wanted to play guitar," says Melissa. "So I know I've been an inspiration."

i have listened to One of the Great approximately 500 times and it will take me another 500 times before i say "cried hungover in a hotel closet" and not "in a hotel lobby"

@cpage2.bsky.social nice to see you over here!

i love when ppl are like "i want to know more about brujeria! i just love the culture!" and then you give them a little peek and they're like "omg!!! using blood in your work is wrong!" and "you peed on someone's doorstep? that's disgusting!" "what do you mean you use an actual cow's tongue!?"

is there something going on astrologically that's making me want to chase down a promotion? i'm one of the least ambitious people (i love my chill job), but i can't stop thinking of ways to make this happen

winston's whiskers are a delight

lmao what an unserious universe

someone on the other side of our neighborhood abandoned a cat. he's too far away to become one of our colony. i can't believe how cruel some people are 😭

anyone have any must-see or must-do in santa fe?

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! wrapped up my biggest yearly project (assembling and sending 100 medical kits to remote areas)!!!!! now i can resume being lazy 😎

it's so crazy that i asked someone for help and they gave it to me without hesitation. that's insane. has that ever happened to anyone else?!

tell me lies got it waaaay too right. grace van patten killed it this season.

taylor, please do something interesting soon. i'm bored.

the tell me lies show wrapped up last night and i am soooo worried about how people approach media these days. ppl are so obsessed with moral purity and which characters are "bad" that they miss out on the actual character quirks, writing, everything that makes tv good

i think it's time for me to print the "i ❤️ texting and driving!" stickers i've been thinking about for 5 years

nothing in this world could convince me that taylor swift and joe alwyn would be a "big conversation"

one of the black beans has allowed us to pet him!!!

i kinda love watching the media & haters making up stuff to make themselves mad about. like *they* are the ones that came up with all this "the rock is joe" "the cactus is kayla" stuff. "why is everything still about your exes?" *you* are literally the one making it about her exes ya dweebs

did i drive all the way home just to eat my lunch with The Good Fork instead of The Work Fork? i'm not saying no

can one of you come sit under my desk during my employee review so you can bite me if i start going off script and give them My Real Opinions?

i think the dampened, smothered sound of "good" mics is what i can't stand the most with podcasts

tbh it'll be a bummer when this app gets group chats. it's nice to actually be part of conversations or see them happening versus in group/out group cliques that'll inevitably form 🤷🏽‍♀️

hey so who's this

wait...

where did the pink glass ball go? on her coffee table

the cactus was raised in an artificially lit mall. there is not enough sun to thrive. of course the cactus is gonna be a little shit

CATHERINE O'HARA!?!?!? IN THIS EMOTIONAL ECONOMY???

happy new yumi zouma album to us all

🚨🚨Please keep Des Moines, IA on your radar. We are only about 3 hours south of the Twin Cities. As of yesterday 300 additional 🧊 agents entered our city. DES MOINES POLICE DEPARTMENT IS COOPERATING WITH 🧊🧊!!!!! AND they are LYING about it to the public!!!! There have been 2 raids so far today at

sorry but you can't use this as a marketing image when the show isn't wlw. that's illegal. i am reporting you to the alphabet mafia.

i found out last night that my moon IC line goes through the regions where i climbed like 200 mountains. the only place i've ever felt i've belonged was on top of those mountains. the amount of self reflection i did. i had no idea. fascinating.

i don't like that you can't have a conversation about mel on the pitt without someone being like HAAHA BREAKING BAD??? THAT GUY IS HER DAD DID YOU KNOW THAT HEY DID YOU KNOW WHO HER DAD IS????

offering a display of "banned books" is not enough you NEED to include instructions for actively fighting book challenges in your community and make sure that information is included with the sale of each and every book.

tincture hat by andrea mowry 🧶berrocco ultra wool beet root 🧶malabrigo worsted liquidambar loved it! more mosaic knitting for me

please do not direct your anger at the wrong people. we have built this community to be a soft place to land for all. we each engage in different ways. not everyone performs activism online. some of us cannot. this doesn't mean we don't care or are ignoring it. and we do not need to justify it.

aperture is unfortunately setting off my misophonia the same way lorde's album did

a new album from the format????????????

why do men do that thing in elevators? where they stand like right up against the door with their head bowed down and move before it's even 1/4 open.

lmao the snark sub absolutely melting down over the b*ldoni texts is so funny to see. they are all like OMG SHE'S CANCELLED BRING BACK SNAKEGATE OMG EVERYONE'S GOING TO SEE SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A MEAN GIRL BULLY!!!! because she called an annoying man a bitch... lmfao.

just listened to all of TTPD and man i just cannot fathom thinking this album is about a singular person. like. no way.

banger outfit mr. spock

i like how swifties are like "UMMMM nobody should be listening to these articles??? they're not from reputable sources???" right now w/ all the "tayvis in trouble!!!!" circulating bc how many of them were *convinced* that taylor was for SURE walking that dog over last summer based on poomoi

post a game you remember playing but no one else does! (this was called write, camera, action!)

i love frustrating men by saying "never heard of it" and "haven't seen it" and "seems boring" about their prestige drama of the month then saying "you know what's really good? chicago fire. they're all such lovable scamps" bc what, are you going to tell me otis and cruz are not lovable scamps???

i got dark chocolate caramels for my office and almost every person who has taken one has done a huge song and dance about how they shouldn't omg ohhh i guess one wont hurt me ohhh this is so bad of me. i'm about to put up a sign that says "free unless you're going to be weird"