here's my bimonthly post about how much i hate working for EM doctors (i love my job) and their blatant disrespect for my time and energy (i work like 2 hours a day and spend the rest of it shitposting)

highly recommend Sitting Outside for as long as you can physically tolerate as part of a morning routine

hall of fame. all-timer. will be thinking about this for the rest of my life. hacks is killing me. remarkable. i'm obsessed.

i don't go back to work until the 16th!!!!!!! BIRTHDAY WEEK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a PSA: the more than you use the word "slop" to mean "thing i don't like" the more you sound like a little redditor whiny baby bitch

the thing i love about taylor swift songs is that the day they come out, it feels like you've known the song your whole life.

i knew it, i knew you is about selena gomez

wow i can't believe i knew it i knew you is about matty wow i can't believe i knew it i knew you is about joe wow i can't believe i knew it i knew you is about jake wow i can't belie

cute! i like it

the man who just cashed me out at the pharmacy just now said he loved my name and that it was an "author name" i'm holding onto this forever omg

higher by francis of delirium officially frontrunner for bluesky user closureforivy's song of the year

i referred to my spouse as "my spouse" and someone new to my department was like "yesssss i knew you were queer" and i was like uhh oh how?? and they said "the way you walk and talk" LMAO i just got finger gun oat milk the mummy nose ring tumblr'd irl

oh what the fuck, canvas free for teacher just shut down????? FUCK

one of the funniest parts of my job is when med students call me doctor. i barely graduated college with a 2.3 gpa. but thank you.

MORE CARLY ANTICS

CARLY RAE JEPSEN'S WEBSITE HAS CHANGED www.carlyraemusic.com NEW CRJ SOON????????

new study idea: the taylor swift impact on office workers and productivity

getting a swift alert in 2026 and my heart's in my throat like WHAT SONG IS IT GONNA BE

fun fact about me: every time i'm Elevated, i have to force myself to stop writing in present tense

reading A GOOD PERSON by kirsten king, and IS THIS ONE OF YOU

gonna be the best honeymoon of all time

the new francis of delirium album is GOOD. SO GOOD

someone new has been coming to my craft group and they just whip out their phone and play music to force ppl to listen to it and it's ruining the world tour

i want to know what taylor's up to, but i don't do disney, so it's gonna be like oh, she's in a movie i'd never watch. ok

converting ppl into kingdon truthers gives me the same high that convincing ppl of taylor swift gay does and THAT is how i know i'm right

adding "wouldn't you?" from hacks to the list. it's just nonstop.

i wonder when med students go from nice & a little afraid to being entitled nightmares

it's fucking insane to me that i've been reprimanded for the way i communicate and others have been warned about me, but the department has no problem with people sending heinous AI slop robotic, impersonal emails. how is that not worse??? to not even deem someone worthy of a real, human response???

wysbswwmd

ga ga oo la la

i love my spouse. idk just wanted to share. we drove for like 6 hours yesterday and only stopped yapping long enough to finish an hour of our friend's audiobook. it's fine to drive thru the mountains and say "climbed it"

just remembered that i can listen to passion pit's 2012 album gossamer when i'm not having a mental health crisis. wow. i want to puke. this album is so good. going to jam a knife in my eyes and scream. FUCK I LOVE THIS ALBUM.

what logging #onhere feels like sometimes

the hoya that needed a bigger pot two years ago got stressed enough to flower after i finally repotted it 🎉 open soon!!

taylor swift gay

lmao my tv broke on day 2 of my vacation, so i went to buy one. it is a roku tv. got it home and set it up and there's no way to disable the auto motion smoothing so it's unusable... so i hooked up the roku i was using on the other tv and it works. lmao. so stupid.

friends, i come to you with a suggestion. these worked for me.

took the week off to set up the garden. colorado ur a lil bitch.

this is the kind of thing she does that stresses me out...

sorry y'all, this is not the right place for my ranting. i know. ✌🏽

my brain has just been these four scenes on a loop for the past month. absolutely cannot stop thinking about them. the s3e1 hotel scene of hacks might actually be my favorite scene of anything ever

happy new spencer krug album to those of us who celebrate

my spouse got a raise and i'm no longer the breadwinner 😭 i mean they have a whole phd so it was bound to happen, but...

ok everyone!!! get on the carol ades train!!! fun intelligent pop music!!!

btw last night i wrote down "the rumors are terrible and cruel but honey most of them are true" on my phone bc i was thinking over a concept and thirty seconds later on DS9 quark said "i've heard the rumors" & someone said "most of them are true" i'm BACK baby

let me be delusional for a minute

what they have done to sour patch kids is ungodly

jack antonoff reposting a kingdon edit to a bleachers song is so funny to me

godspeed to every brunch spot and garden center today