statusferret.bandcamp.com for my bandcamp peeps!!!!

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Whats your favorite part of the holidays, Luis? Me: Well crafted ads with cartoon animals. Also Me: 😫😳❤️✨ (I saw him first, he will bring me my groceries and pie for the holidays! )😊❤️

My @discord.com account has been compromised and a hacker is posing as me as well as @oddy.dog has had the same occur. Do not download and run any software the user asks for. I have reached out to there support to try and remedy the problem. #discord

Ugh I can't believe it Somebody nutted on my back patio... twice

Under three days and $17,000 to go— let's bring this home for Doug! #startrek

🎶 Could you relieve They but a man on the moom (Man on the moom) 🎶

Stream at 6pm EST! (I got my mic working. 👍) Friend me if you wanna join my CrossWorlds lobby: 692-514-8739 Twitch: www.twitch.tv/kbooki GOSH Campaign link: tilt.fyi/SDEtidqJrz GOSH Donation link: tilt.fyi/Tsfz2KyBfR @sega-west.bsky.social @greatormondst.bsky.social #StreamItWithSonic

Spread the word these are NOT ads for Costco. Hence "Costco" is in quotes. Please don't call Costco asking about $147 GLPs >< Tell your parents and grandparents so they don't call us after reading these f***ing ads. Damn our phone are just gonna be ringing like crazy Monday ><

Wait... WAIT you can have an old style telephone handset that attaches to a cellphone? ... I love / hate this

Furs For Life: Seattle is GOING LIVE today at 12:30PM ET / 9:30AM PT as part of Extra Life, supporting the Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. With a $25K team-wide goal, our community has already raised almost 6.5 THOUSAND dollars! Tune in live and donate at www.extra-life.org/participants...

If you saw this panel tell @firr.bsky.social how amazing it was and if haven't seen it go watch it on YouTube now

German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...

Another day spent wishing @alyankovic.bsky.social was on Cameo... for reasons >.>

how do i know if i’m a furry

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Schrodinger's Immigrants Immigrants too lazy to work & stealing all the jobs.Destitute while buying up all the housing. Military police to keep us safe but guns because the police can't keep us safe. Its a core tenet of fascism. The enemy is both the weakest & strongest when convenient.

Commission from the always awesome @plsfeedthebear.bsky.social

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There needs to be more public restroom facilities. If public urination is a crime, there needs to be somewhere to piss that isn't a business. Accessible 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Gender neutral. (As all restrooms should be. Fight me). Wheelchair accessible.

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Normally Facebook memories are meh but this came up in my feed and I felt the need to share again here

That this is being published by Bloomberg is kinda funny

Get to know your mutuals. Post 10 random things you like. Halo (the game) Barenaked Ladies (the band) Stabbing people (immunizing) Self depreciating comedy 🙃 Writing parody songs Performing improv Playing DnD with my friends Breakfast out ( 🥞 🥚 ☕️ 🥓) Doctor Who Star Trek

Me *driving to work* Brain *something rumbling* Me "brain no i just gotta get through the day then I have a3 day weekend so I just want to concentrate on work for next 8 hours" Brain: "Sweet Caroline" but it's "release Epstein files" Me SONOFABITCH THAT'S GOING TO BE IN MY HEAD ALL DAY NOW BRAIN

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Come see me today and tomorrow (11/13-14/25) from 11-9pm. Royal oak farmers market

Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile now to find out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

Repost with an iconic fictional band

It's the dumbest shit ever. The right thing to do would be restricting property investment and speculation and building more, denser housing, but we know that ain't happening.

NO ONE EXPECTS TACTICAL NUDE PARKOUR

I FREAKING LOL'D

this is literally never not accurate

Crazy...it's like pushing innovation is a good idea...Just imagine what the US could do if we prioritized such things and even *gasp* partnered with the international community when it came to making the world better.

Useless

Schumer said the Dems will "keep fighting". Keep fighting their own voters? Keep fighting off effectiveness? Keep fighting being held accountable for anything? As far as I can tell the Democratic leadership is good at one thing only now, which is sending fundraising messages to my phone.

Tonight was a very bad night.

Them "so we were talking about 80s bands and I brought up guns n roses and van Helsing" Me "van...... Helsing"? Them "yeah?" Me "Van........ Halen?" Them "ok shush" Me *hums VH songs for the next hour*

Dear God i wish I were eligible :/

Have i done a parody before that you enjoyed? Hit me up below with which one it was! Got a song you'd like a parody of? Hit me up with that too and i'll see what i can do :)

Hot DAMN she cooked www.facebook.com/share/r/1DHd...

Absolutely WILD that the development of sofrware proceeded with so little heed to record-keeping that 52 year old source code is a major archaeological trove that requires special tools to gain access to, like it's a treasure room in a sealed royal tomb from 3500 years ago.

>.>

Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic

A plea for help. 🙏 One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor. His story, contact and donor information can all be found on iggyland.org Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙

Ugh Jeremy... Jeremy no...