Davis runs to stay in shape, Markus and Dina fish. Elle lifts, Coach doesn't play anymore, but he used to play football up through collage.

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REPUBLICANS THREATEN A SHUTDOWN! Republicans control the House, Senate, and Presidency. ➡️ “Each one of these Presidents (Biden, Clinton and Clinton) inherited an economy wrecked by a Republican, and each one left with a booming economy, only for the incoming Republican President to wreck it again.”

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I recently signed an executive order reaffirming Washington’s commitment to protecting immigrant rights. We’re creating the Immigration Sub-Cabinet to promote coordination among state agencies on issues related to immigration. 🧵

Random memories from growing up with Fishing Obsessed Dad with ADHD. Finding the fishhook he dropped on the carpet and couldn't find. With my bare foot.

Words cannot express my desire to piss on the carpet

Social media is kind of a catch 22 because for I think the vast majority of people it only works on a day-to-day basis if it's centralized but that's centralization is an inherent Achilles heel

Well, my knees have decided it's officially fall. OW

I want to perform cunnilingus on Diane Foxington wearing logger boots and a red dress.

Bitches in Boots

Too sleepy to be horny

Do you have to moisten an otter before use?

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

Have you accepted @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social as your personal savior? youtube.com/shorts/gvcu2...

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL October!

Hospital parking garages are incredibly boring

@Grimmycoyote.bsky.social took baff

PIN COLLECTION UP

Fursuit incest 💚

C'MON

@loosf.bsky.social, I didn't know you where a composer

SCRUFFLE DA FOXXO

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry? (As if it couldn't be more obvious)

You get one pass to do one in public, no consequences, nobody upset. Masturbation OR give oral to someone else. Which do you choose?

Holding Dad's piss bottle so he doesn't have to put his beer down

Eating creampie out of mom while dad watches NASCAR.

And nobody was surprised

Trump definitely had Kirk killed as an excuse to do this

Breaking News: Sinclair caved, Jimmy Kimmel Live returns to KOMO and all other affiliates tonight. Public pressure prevails, and I'm proud to have done my part.

TFW you want to make a joke but you also don't want to ruin everyone else's day

I had a buncha stuff stolen from my car yesterday, including most of my makeup, my prescription glasses, and my work phone and laptop. I'll share Cooper's tits if you help a girl out! patreon.com/shyena ko-fi.com/shyena

So since I don't drink alcohol I get twice as many pickles right?

Oh look it's me promoting my stuff again!

I'm still amused when I punch work into Google maps and it tells me it doesn't open until 8:30. Yeah, I know, who do you think does the opening? Yes, I'm easily entertained.

Can anyone identify this Nazi? Seen on video trying to run a Canadian tourist off the road while shouting “Never come to the US again!” #MeltICE #FuckICE www.reddit.com/r/TourismHel...

Ok, look, I've been in real estate for over a year now. What the fuck is the difference between a living room and a family room?!

What if you cum on her boots. Right across the shiny black leather toe.

Fursuit + diaper + shibari?

Especially shibari on fursuits

I fucking love the way shibari looks.

That's not what "Pound sand" means

Genuinely surprised at the support from the Silent Generation column

You Rang?

Potentially hot take: Releasing the Epstein Files is important. But people calling for it like it's the most important thing in the political sphere right now are short-sighted. Trump will not be taken down by the Epstein Files. It would likely not result in him being removed from office.