I’ve emptied my 40oz/1.2l water bottle 5 times in 7 hours. I’m going to take such a fat piss.

I miss lounging around naked with friends

Oh I moved for the first time in an hour and didn’t realize how drunk I am Ask me questions while my filters are down. Horny stuff is allowed and encouraged.

Put me in coach, I'm ready! New icon for all the soccer spirit! Lovely chibi from @zray.bsky.social 💜

So not only was this top SUPER on sale and also fits PERFECTLY even though it's a size smaller than I normally wear (it was fate, 16 dollars!!!!!!!) This strapon harness fits so comfortably, naturally, and flush that it's setting off gender euphoria 🥴🥰🥴🥰🥴🥰

I’m spending my 4th with whiskey and watching Idiocracy. This movie did t age well, but fuck if it’s not depressing

This thunderstorm blew in at the funnest possible time

When I got home, I took an ice cold shower, and passed out naked on the couch. I’m having a good day.

Catter: *finishes antibiotics and adjusts diet to start bottoming again* Hemorrhoid: “hey there :3”

This has been the tamest Saturday I’ve ever worked. What the fuck.

SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED THE BEER

Running a 4th of July fursuit sheath sale! $200 base price (they usually start at $300) Shoot me over a dm on telegram @thesleepystag to claim! Taking 3 slots max! Thanks! #nsfw

Big boy privileges 🥴💦 #furryart

I’m dreading work tomorrow, but double time and a half is helping encourage me to do it

SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED THE BEER

Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are kitties YCH from @traxchee.bsky.social

WHOMST

Couple of old pics of my fursona that I still rather like~ #FurryArt #FurryNSFW #NSFW

Yo #FurryArt

WHOMST

I am Supreme sleepy

Y’know, if I got in the car now, I could be in Pittsburgh by tomorrow afternoon

I’m happy to report that my impulse purchase jock and harness fits my fursuit #murrsuit #irlnsfw

I can't believe I've never been fed before in my life. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘐𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘥.

I am aggressively eepy

Oh yeah sure. Like this. 🎨 @calicokai.bsky.social

Whoever decided that cats need to work needs to go fuck themself with a cactus

Sex sounds fun in theory, but making out and jerking off together is peak

Whoever decided that cats need to work needs to go fuck themself with a cactus

Sex sounds fun in theory, but making out and jerking off together is peak

I think my Si had a brake caliper unhappy that I let it sit through the gas price fuckery. The first time I took it out after a month of sitting, the steering wheel would bind in place for a split second at low speed turns. After taking it out today, I gave the brakes a hard stomp and it stopped

I only use boops for one purpose and that's boop spamming @cerucatter.bsky.social

Hey all, this is something I’ve put off for awhile now, but the reality is I’m in a bad spot. I’m facing bankruptcy due to being out of work for almost a year and the pay difference between my old job and new one. Any support, even boosting is helpful. gofund.me/c39748fb9

if you want one of these its $20 under telegram sticker form.ed.dog

Did you know I’m a kitty. A very pretty kitty.

I miss lounging around naked with friends

I’m determined to stay bottomless, and the fridge is a little light, so I’m making chili Mac

My partner got a weighted dragon plush, and the cat has attacked it four times now. She’s probably wants to prove she’s the vicious one after her brother sent me to urgent care twice in a month.

Haha. Jiggly. #irlnsfw

My bulge looks cute tonight

I forgot to eat dinner again

I really need to privacy fence the back yard. The desire to sit naked on the back porch and enjoy a coffee is very high

I really need to privacy fence the back yard. The desire to sit naked on the back porch and enjoy a coffee is very high

Why the fuck am I not sleepy? *remembers the 7pm energy drink* Holy fuck past me was a dumbass

Haha. Jiggly. #irlnsfw

Oh uh, I forgot to do this

My bulge looks cute tonight

I have once again accidentally ordered cute underwear, because it was in my cart when I ordered something else and I didnt notice