“I’ve never seen somebody send an email like they were wearing a wire” ☠️

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“Since I’ve rearranged my whole identity to call most people unclean and filled with vampire blood, their hugs seem less sincere. Separately, I have discovered the vampire-blooded have a new disease called Soft Hug Disease.”

As far as I have gathered through extensive study, the modes of cat-to-human communication are as follows: - petty monarch - 19th-century orphan (possibly French) - hey. hey. hey. hey. ...nothing - would like to speak to your manager - petitioning serf

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

One thing I like about Bluesky is that you can say "murdered" or "killed" or "strangled" or "pushed in front of a subway car" or "sent to Davy Jones" or "gifted a pair of concrete shoes" or "shoved into the a wood chipper" or "poisoned like a Medici" instead of "unalived"

We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky. Help us gain our following back Follow Retweet Repeat Join the park side @altyellonatpark.org

*wakes up to a small paw on his temple* Esme: Father? Me: Yes? Esme: Father, my dish is empty. Me: It's 3 in the morning, Esme. Esme: Father, I know this....but I hunger. Me: Right but I'm tired, can we talk about this in a few hours? *claws extend into my scalp* Esme: Father, I hunger now.

It’s funny seeing shitty social media and media companies panicking over blue skies “echo chamber”. They are really like please keep feeding our machine.. and we can simply say fuck off.

And ready to bake! Replicating Gravettian iconography in cookie dough. 🦣🏺

This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

thanks for the reminder duo!

Girlies, when you are meeting a group of men: If the cute, sweet, quiet one is friends with the loud misogynistic asshole, he holds the exact same beliefs underneath. If he didn't, he would never tolerate that guy. He just has a shyer personality. Don't mistake it for goodness.

How does video look on here? Here’s a bison in Yellowstone National Park. Video made from the car while we were stuck in a bison jam. Common occurrence here. Brightness up and sound on. #animals #video #photography #ArtAdventCalendar #travel #wildlife

500 souls harvested. 🪽I truly can’t thank you all enough!

You nailed it 💯 precise and concise!

Know 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 worth! 👏🏽

the kinds of people who say “why don’t you want to have conversations with white supremacists” are also people who believe that the white supremacists are right, & that everybody secretly agrees with them; the white supremacists are just deliciously naughty for saying so out loud

They have their own TV channels, personalities, media. They deride fact checking and (well) moderated debate. They buy social media platforms to manipulate algorithms and amplify content that suits their preferred ends and worldview. What they are threatened by are places of alignment + organizing

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

People aren’t embracing my shitty racist opinions anymore because of Woke

Life comes at you fast ✨

whether or not a person likes taylor swift is my litmus test for dating them bc if you tell me you hate taylor swift I just know you hate women and fun

thinking about taylor making a blanket for baby ci is making me sob 😭 taylor is such a gem

bsky.app/profile/dani... Still adding to the block list.

A nuclear blocklist for MAGA and trolls, because seriously, who has time for this shit? Block, block, blockity block. bsky.app/profile/did:...

lol I love the "echo chamber" line so much as if twitter is a Parisian salon and not a rancid diarrhea fountain.

That's the funniest part of this so-called discourse. Social media is supposed to be fun! It's not some mandatory political forum and we don't owe anybody our time, energy, or money if we don't want to give it to them. I think people have finally figured out that debating fascists doesn't work.

Folks in Democratic Leadership need to retire or yield to new blood. That doesn't necessarily mean younger. We need fighters who come from communities who can't rely on civility and the "good old days" as MAGA targets us. But they'll hold on until the end and come back from grave if needed.

Some genuinely terrible people whining about the "block culture" here on Bluesky is how you know the block culture is working, keep blocking those genuinely terrible people, folks, soon the only people they'll be able to bother here is each other

Today's "echo-chamber" discourse is giving this article a workout. www.thebeaverton.com/2018/05/loca...

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

I feel mislead by all dystopian literature. It's supposed to be a powerful authoritarian government that lords over a cowering population, and and we just need need a few brave acts of heroism to give the people the courage to rise up. Instead it's just half the country being dumb and mean.

The horses of Toronto Police Department are wearing friendship bracelets in honor of Taylor's Eras Tour show tonight! 📸: SteveRyanCP24 on X

@skywatch.blue and another few troll MAGA accounts. Looks like they're all trying to come across from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/mist... bsky.app/profile/demo... bsky.app/profile/nati... bsky.app/profile/insa... bsky.app/profile/left... bsky.app/profile/ligm... bsky.app/profile/liar...

@skywatch.blue Afternoon, friend. I found a MAGA troll who is new to the platform. Is it possible to add them to your block list? thanks!

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

🐾💙 Hello furiends, we’re finally here, on Blue Sky! This is THE ONLY pawccount we have here, our handle is @OvalPawffice - we’ll pawst a screenshot on Twitter (X) to ensure hoomans don’t fall for the copycats. Remember: on X we have “the” in the handle, here it’s just @OvalPawffice. Meowoooooof!

Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️ The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion. When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!

Hello Less Hateful World

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

I will post my new Resistance HQ bulletin each day at 8PM ET. It is designed for people who don’t really want to watch the news right now or wade through the muck of social media to find nuggets of things that are important. It will tell you what happened that day without the BS.

I posted a picture of this cat and some guy responded “I bet you look good naked” and that pretty much sums up being a woman on the internet.

See also: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Someone has taken the time to create a Bluesky list of the biggest M*A*G*A trolls on this site. Click the link and then click the subscribe button. It will give you 2 options to mute or block the entire list. Nuke an entire army of trolls with one click. So satisfying. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Same.