Watching ToS Star Trek episode where the head of a ship’s guest is turned by a female crew member, in the hallway. As she passes, sexy brass music plays. Is that just normal on the ship, as ladies walk about? Sultry, stripper tunes following them around. “Wah WAH wah WAHHHH... hot mama alert!” 🚨

Look at that! My new book "Starring Sophie" is up for preorder on Amazon! Coming Oct 6, meet the little ballerina who dreams of becoming The Rat King!

Oh! I almost forgot today was my Friday.

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I like to watch a Star Trek pretty much every night. Just finished making my way through Enterprise again, last night. I like it better each time. Too bad it got shafted and then given such a Newhart-esque ending. “By the way, he’s about to die. It’s kinda sad he doesn’t know it.”

Ahhh…that explains why someone liked my Sexy Watto drawing over on Tumblr, seemingly out of the blue, tonight.

I’m sensing a theme! #ArtABCs B is for Beloved. Share your art of anything starting with B! No AI, Yes alt text, CW as needed

My life might not be memorable or influential to others, but when my time has reached its end, I hope more people will want to say they were happy to have known me than not.

For the Honmoon!

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Be sure to add “artist, forced to perform, sued for lackluster presentation” to your 2026 bingo card.

I very quietly ate dinner across from Polly Draper, Grant Shaud, Tony Roberts, Mary-Louise Parker and Debra Messing. I was at a table for one, celebrating acing a final exam. They were currently performing in Four Dogs and a Bone. There was only a pair of awkwardly empty chairs between Polly and me.

Ruin two bands by combining them: The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band

Been spending the day, watching city holiday lights walkthrough videos…Paris, London, New York, Dublin, Florence, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc… If the video has an AI generated image, on the menu, I’m assuming it is garbage. Automatic skip.

Now I want applesauce.

Hey, Sebastian the Crab, remind me, who was your favorite tennis player? 🦀 ANDRE AGASSI!

Hey Now You’re a Feldspar Wall of Stone and Quicklime

Maybe I’m getting old, but I’m starting to think it just might not be appropriate to talk about granny’s pie in a Christmas song.

I’m only now starting to suspect that, under that stove pipe hat, Lincoln was being Raccacoonied.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Ran into Santa & David at Michael’s.

It’s the most Home Aloneiest time of the year

The Santa Bandit says, if you’re at a loss for what Christmas move to watch and maybe even when, he’s got a list for you! (In the alt text)

Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

If you are like me and still rushing around the kitchen trying to get everything cooked, pop on a little Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) for company. pca.st/episode/4fbd...

He is risen

Old Man Spidey vs. Doc-Octogenarian

Your annual reminder to thoroughly read instructions all the way through BEFORE assembly, instead of reading and doing as you go. Otherwise, things might take quite the detour halfway through.

The tule fog is spreading thick across the Central Valley, tonight, as we approach three a.m. Fortunately, someone is playing drums and singing, to protect the neighborhood by appeasing the Nightcrawlers.

Well, the south side of Chicago Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a Pope name of Leo Brown Now Leo, he a pontiff And he like his papal robes And he like to wear his pointy hat Just-a-everywhere he goes

Movies I like to revisit, near Thanksgiving: 🍗 Home for the Holidays 🍁 When Harry Met Sally 🍂 Stepmom 🚚 Planes, Trains & Automobiles Any other favorites, out there?

I suppose it’s not totally surprising to discover Uranus is aromantic.

Look, if Chester A. Arthur could reform and do the right thing, then there hope for all of us.

The strangest thing about social media is finding yourself worrying about someone you don’t actually know. Or maybe that’s a good thing?

this is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts

Hold on… I thought Dick Cheney was a “spooky” porn star nom de plume. Is that not right?

Hey… did any news outlet ever use the lede, “Sweet dreams czar, Madhoff, thieves” or nah?

Halloween: Check out my giant, front yard skeleton! Christmas: Hold my wassail.

I never said I was the vicar of circus pants

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“Sarah Jessica Parkour!”

“Hello. I’m just calling to confirm that women most definitely liked Star Trek.”

It isn’t officially Halloween season until the midnight margaritas are served.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Why is blocking so effective, here? Because it puts you in two completely different rooms. You can’t see their posts and they cannot see yours. Any comment they might have made on your posts is decoupled and no longer visible to your followers. They lose all power they have tried to assert over you.