Reggae got soul! Got so much soul! *claps* Get into the beat! Moving your dancing feet! *shakes butt*

*sips coffee* mooooooooornin

“AI” isn’t a tool or technology or even a cluster of technologies with a misleading name. It’s the infrastructure at the foundation of a form of capitalism dependent on data brokering. We should be teaching our students about this and not teaching them about “responsible” use.

*sips coffee* morning asshunters!

Your *face* is truly one of the most severe assaults on our freedoms and liberties.

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*hunched over his laptop* Who's to say we can't solve the Circleville Letters? *hisses* Why shouldn't we triesies?

Pale faced androids wearing kneepads for the king.

Ohhh boy the JTTF is going to do what now? If you think ICE is bad, just wait till you meet these fellas. They're actually trained.

Today seems a good day to once again share Anthony Bourdain's thoughts on Henry Kissinger, with which a certain legal scholar should become familiar.

*sips coffee* mooooornin

I genuinely cannot emphasize this enough. Law enforcement manufacturing evidence and testilying isn't novel to the Trump administration. It's not even more common. They're just worse at it so they're more easily caught doing it.

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What book are you reading right now? Hell House by Richard Matheson for me and I am loooooving it!

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*stomp clap* soundcloud.com/justinseitz/...

*sips coffee* happy humpday mahfuckas!

Yup! Precisely.

ICYMI 👇

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*sips coffee* mornin'

WAIT! Stop the party! I don't wanna hurt nobody!

Me: *sworn in as digital evidence witness* Me: *provides two hours of testimony and tens of digital evidence exhibits* Me: *finishes direct* Prosecutor: Now...Mr. Seitz you're not a medical expert, correct? Me: Dear lord.

*sips coffee* gewdmawnin'

Fellow neurospicies, if you have a bit to give? This is a great place to put it 👇

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

Please buy my stuff. You don't need it but buy it anyway. I'm very tired.

*sips coffee* mornin'

And remember, just because a menstruating person is in prison doesn't mean they stop menstruating. So imagine what that's like.

PSA: Your period should not 🩸last > 7 days 🩸interfere with your life 🩸happen consistently > than monthly 🩸require product changes more than every 2 hours 🩸have clots larger than a quarter 🩸cause debilitating pain 🩸require double product coverage 🩸make you anemic

Jay Chester, 28, who strives to ensure that everyone is always happy with them at all times, reportedly failed to factor in that people have conflicting needs and desires.

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Come curl up, it's good for ya. youtu.be/hYrIxduXx-k

I have recently discovered the 80s/90s cartoons on YouTube and thoroughly enjoy putting them on when woodburning or fuckin' about the house: youtu.be/bl8G96YER84?...

Players with the Menstrual Cycle hardware will be able to access the all-new PMDD expansion pack, which boasts a variety of new playstyles and customisation options.

*sips coffee* gooooood morning!

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

I'm not surprised the genocidal, former VP is also engaging in hateful rhetoric against trans people.

NEW: Ohio Chaplain Freed From Jail as DHS Drops Deportation Case “This is beyond my dreams,” Ayman Soliman told ProPublica in a call just after his release. In a case marked by errors and inconsistencies, DHS had accused the children’s hospital chaplain of providing material support to terrorists.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Paige Emerson, 26, from Castlefield, might have “a lot going on psychologically” according to a room of therapists – yet her tastes remain surprisingly bland.

*sips coffee* mornin' fellow bum admirers!

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Hahaha see? Journalists are just as bad as cops.

“Artists, writers and musicians should go on strike until Kimmel is back!” Hey you know how you love making grocery lists with ChatGPT and ask it decorate your house? It ate all our money and jobs so we don’t actually have anything to strike on.

Here's a novel idea ya walking fuckin' mayo jar -- go back to the USA. But before you do, make sure to visit the gift shop at the border and take some extra time to go fuck yourself. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

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