My living room by day and night

This is the first Halloween that I’ve gone as myself, hope it’s not too frightening for the people

Animals should not be allowed to die, but especially not this one. Stole him as a baby off a farm where they were going to kill him because he seemingly had no eyes (they were just infected & closed), and he was the chunkiest sweetest boy. Whenever he goes now, he’ll still be chunkiest and sweetest.

Got my period, made a roast about it

I keep notes for myself like I’m an amnesiac with a memory that resets every morning. Sticky notes on cupboards and mirrors with painstaking detail and accuracy. Alarms every few hours with thorough explainers. Human supporters. And yet, I’ll be lucky to remember to pee.

🚨NEW! From yours truly and @kennedycatherine.bsky.social A Fake Prince, a Game Show Contestant and the Devil open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...

My last real *corporate job, I was written up twice. Once for trying to fight a thief in the parking lot who was breaking into colleagues cars. Guess this is a "liability." And once for asking a guy in management if I could fight him in the parking lot cause he was pissing me off.

🚨NEW! From @kennedycatherine.bsky.social and arguably one of her best: open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...

In all inboxes: The Trick to Cooperation. Systems may run on routine, but for those pulled into them, that routine can feel destabilizing and demeaning. Today, Kennedy reflects on what it means to navigate a case from the other side, from the witness stand. www.bullshithunting.com/p/the-trick-...

In paid inboxes: A Fake Prince, a Game Show Contestant, and the Devil. Bullshit Hunting drifts through Maryland, DC, and California, unearthing impossible threads between Groucho Marx, exorcisms, and slapstick comedy. For the history heads and horror nerds. www.bullshithunting.com/p/a-fake-pri...

I got this haunted chair on Facebook marketplace for $30 and I’ll never love anything more

If we’re constantly supplying light bulbs with a power source, why do they die

“I love you, and you need to drink more water” is something I’m saying way too often for someone who doesn’t have kids

Dropping into inboxes today: Sh*tistics: Accidental CSAM Edition. In this sharp piece, Justin unpacks how language can shape the outcome of a criminal matter. From inflammatory phrasing to damning testimony and misleading embellishment. Have a read. www.bullshithunting.com/p/shtistics-...

Have a real bad tummy ache for mysterious reasons (ate a bag of nerds gummy clusters for lunch)

I’ve been staying with my parents until my new place is painted and ready, and tonight is our last night. I’m gonna miss doing my favorite thing: making them dinner while they’re so completely stoned.

Not every haunting leaves blood on the walls. Some leave census errors, deeds that won’t stay still, a home with two addresses. A staircase that changes sides. Welcome to Crooked Walls, the newest account in our fictional OSINT series, Accounts Vary. www.bullshithunting.com/p/crooked-wa...

Two things, maybe related, maybe not: 1. moving into my new home, and plan to be very insufferable with the nesting, decorating, furnishing content, so stay tuned. 2. money should not be a finite resource and we should do away with budgets, and it should not be so expensive to live.

Hey, read this one. Really.

🚨 NEW! From yours truly: The Prosecutor's Software Club www.bullshithunting.com/p/the-prosec...

I respect the woman I was when I committed to cranking out a new, four chapter horror story every month. I did, however, forget that I am not Stephen King and ideas don't grow on trees!

If you've ever wondered what the people behind Bullshit Hunting actually do? Here you go. www.permanentrecordresearch.com/what-we-do

God I mourn 2019 Twitter.

On the way to a wedding, Caleb takes a wrong turn and ends up in a town with no Wi-Fi, no signal, and no digital records. The sun isn't moving, the clocks don't change, and the locals don't mind. Join us for Accounts Vary, where horror meets OSINT. www.bullshithunting.com/p/404-exit-n...

Today, a new OSINT lesson with MJ landed in the inboxes of our paid subscribers. This one takes you on a journey to answer the question: Is the sex worth the OPSEC risk? Subscribe today and find out. www.bullshithunting.com/p/a-free-osi...

Mixed some kale with cucumber, spring onion, mint, dill, lemon, garlic, and grilled some steak.

@kennedycatherine.bsky.social writes about being a professional bullshit detector, running across a bullshit hobbyist during off-hours. A far more graceful and articulate response than mine, when forced to parse reality through crafted omissions and disclosures.

What a day!

No footprints in the snow. No signs of life, but a door left ajar, an attic full of tapes, and a camera rolling. Chapter 3 of "The Doorbell That Screams" in our exclusive series, Accounts Vary, is live now. Subscribe today to unlock Tess's full investigation. www.bullshithunting.com/p/the-doorbe...

Made dough out of spinach and ice cream out of coconut milk and banana, whatever man, I’m the trad wife to my own career-oriented husband (me)

A 12 year old girl just asked me if I am 16. I don’t know if it’s because I was in a generally shadowy area or because I’m wearing a ball cap and Carhartt’s and she thought I was a young boy

Shout out to Laura Linney for being one of the first women to make me go, hmm, and also for posting a captionless photo of Stephen Colbert today that made me think he died

Obsessed with the Coldplay lovers. I have a new shame metric. Anytime I go to bed feeling sick with myself, I’ll remember how two people ruined their lives via jumbotron and that’ll take the edge off.

Actually how I built my career

Accounts Vary: a monthly audio-fiction series blending horror, OSINT, and folklore. In Account One, a woman investigates vanishing Ring cam footage and uncovers what was never meant to be seen. Chapters 1 & 2 of The Doorbell That Screams are available now. www.bullshithunting.com/p/the-doorbe...

🚨FRESH! A brand new thing, from our queen of the macabre @kennedycatherine.bsky.social You *must* go listen! open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...

You now have the opportunity to weigh in. AI woman or Megara from Hercules? open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...

Have a new series dropping Monday and all I can hear while editing is the last two real comments I had on audio projects—I sound like if AI was making "woman," and/or I sound like Megara from Hercules. Can't wait to see if these still check out.

Really hating doing my therapy virtual style. I need to be cross legged on that couch, crying and putting on my Sprite chapstick, not watching myself do it? This feels court mandated.

It was my birthday a few days ago and we’re celebrating by day drinking and doing a 5:30 dinner. I have lactaid and tums in tow, and will be in bed by 10 pm.

It all started with a Twitter account, some ChatGPT quotes, and someone looking for a good time. This is the breakdown of how a guy convinced Rolling Stone he was the rep for a suddenly popular AI band, Velvet Sundown. www.bullshithunting.com/p/a-free-osi...

I’ve done something awful to myself: passively comment encouragement on a 20-year-old lesbians heartbreak video. Because I’m fully lobe-grown, I’ve absolutely blown her and her audiences minds with banal, lame 30-something advice and I’ve had 500+ notifications in 24 hours.

Fresh kale, green beans and asparagus. Made the dressing with avocado oil, lime and lemon juice, honey and jalapeño. Threw some nutritional yeast in with my pistachios to pan fry and it toasted just like breadcrumbs. Grilled chicken, seasoned recklessly. Couldn’t recommend more.

🚨NEW! From the bossbizzle @kennedycatherine.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/bullshit...

Reporting for duty, the President of Neighbourhood Watch. Care to join the crew?

Storm prepped a raspberry gin, elderflower syrup, Perrier situation, we’re gonna be just fine in this one boys

I moved out of my condo of six years, and out of the city, so now I absolutely have to make my own coffee in the morning but my lunch breaks do be nicer, less concrete

Unfortunately, in my 30’s, I have self-respect which means I also have to take accountability for my actions and behaviours, so if you’re not here yet, just enjoy the ride, it’s not that serious (yet)

Steak with blue cheese butter, lemon pepper roasted potatoes, Caesar salad with the homemade dressing and toasted breadcrumbs.