Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier

Every time you repost a demon gets its wings! #devil #lucifur #morningstar

I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me

I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.

🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽 #nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit

Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this? Oh wait, it was me.

They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.

If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.

“Love thy neighbor” Plot twist: Your neighbor’s probably me. #jokes

God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon

Are you actually working harder than me? #selfreflection #motivation #workhardnotsmart

Literally.

#Siri play my torture playlist

Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed. I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3

Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.

“It can’t get worse.” Watch me.

Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure. #devil #lucifur #evil #motivation

I’m the “Bad Guy” even though I punish the eternally wicked?! This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..

I will send follower 666 a DM

500 souls harvested. 🪽I truly can’t thank you all enough!

I’m not evil guys..

God didn’t help you pass that test or get that job. You did.

I thank each and every one of the 200 souls that I’ve harvested. Thank you for following.

If there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, maybe the real question is: why make the journey harder than it has to be? #hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint

I didn’t make you do it… you’re just an asshole. #stoptheblame

If it’s Sunday…

Looking for my #moots 🪽AMONG US 🪽The Sims 🪽soul collecting 🪽underworld memes 🪽Highway to Hell 🌶️ Spicy foods #devil #lucifur #amongus #sims4 #god #satan #morningstar #follow

If you think friendship lasts forever, remember I used to be God’s bff..

God: Let there be light. Me: Dim it a bit; I’m trying to set the mood.

Every time you repost a demon gets its wings! #devil #lucifur #morningstar