Admin assistant Natasha Weaving, 23, has acquired a reputation for saying whatever is on her mind at any given time – but this is reportedly due to people around her having no idea how fucked up it actually is in there.

Beth Hapworth, 38, who needs clear and direct communication from others in order to avoid misunderstandings, has reportedly become an expert in dancing around, pussyfooting and eggshell-treading.

Okay this one is a bit too uncanny

Sabeen Bhatt, 26, has been feeling bloated, cranky and inexplicably miserable over the course of the last week, just like she is every 28 days. After a drawn-out investigation, she was incensed to discover the explanation: the exact same thing it bloody always is.

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I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!

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Once again, it's time for

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Going to a halloween party dressed as "Rockstat concert attendee"

and happy 40th anniversary to the vampire lestat (and his one-night-only san francisco concert). feeling very 'ooh ooh oooh wah-ah' in this chilis tonight

"Speak to me of the Dark Gifts, I use them. I'm Gentleman Death in silk & lace, come to put out the candles. The canker in the heart of the rose."- The Vampire Lestat.

Happy 40th anniversary to Anne Rice's "The Vampire Lestat," published on October 31, 1985. Rice's 2nd vampire novel, it turned Lestat from villain to glamorous antihero, & started her Vampire Chronicles in earnest. Fun fact; the book's big finale takes place on publication day, Halloween night, 1985

Where’s all the sex on iwtv btw. U ppl put a sex scene into ep 2 of talamasca im gonna need u to have loustat making sweet tender love in s3 asap or else

i’m so tired of being nauseous for no reason!!!! let me live!!!!

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Day 28 - UNION🤝 I know, I know, _technically_ Louis wasn't his ex yet, but I bet Armand's ass did sense some disturbance in the force #IWTVTOBER #IWTV #InterviewWithTheVampire

just realised that TVC ends basically like the rocky horror picture show revealing that their creatures of the night are secretly aliens and "transsexual transylvania" was an alien planet all along

Local bookstore is having a bookish cosplay contest on Halloween where you can dress as a book character or something "book adjacent" so obviously I'm going as a Vampire Lestat concert attendee with my homemade rockstat logo shirt.

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#talamascaspoilers okay. i have 3 thoughts: 1) white men suck 2) if a man uses his dying words to tell you to take a book why the absolute fuck would you not take the book 3) WHY DOES NOBODY SHUT DOORS BEHIND THEM IN THIS SHOW???

An autistic teenager who had a bucket of pigs’ blood dumped onto her at her high school prom has reportedly had far worse – even just today.

my sexual orientation is vampires

NOOOOOOOOOO

damn you're so right, that format would have been so fun

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Like pot::kettle

to be fair he did get at least his two children out of an abusive situation. He did that by eating someone but still.

Screaming at "Armand from social services" who let him do that

Corn tortilla, peperjack cheese slice, another corn tortilla. Microwave.

Louis to Daniel, at some point before season three: "Danny, is Lestat actually suing me for defamation or am I having another psychotic break?"

All forms of fiction media should be taken as seriously as the written word is. There should be things considered Literature™️ that are movies and podcasts and webcomics.

The part where he leans in closer. I would simply die

Frankenstein said: “I suppose I’d pulled off the tricky bit, but I was really hoping I’d create someone a bit more… like me. As it goes, I’ve just got this bloke who won’t stop talking to me about World of Warcraft and won’t let me give him a haircut.”

Okay he can hallucinate Louis and Nicki too but unless explicitly told otherwise I'm assuming he's high as fuck every time

I like the bullshit though

"Memory is a monster" factoid actually statistical error. Average person's memory is fine, Louis de Pointe du Lac, a depressed schizophrenic vampire who has been repressing his trauma for over a century, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I want Lestat to start seeing Claudia in season three and everyone in the audience assumes it's a hallucination like dreamstat was for Louis only for it to be revealed at a pivotal moment to be her actual goddamn ghost.

W/o downloading anything new- where are you at mentally?

Everyone else there is a freak. Lestat: Lestat Akasha: RadFem Mael: refuses to wear cloth??? Eric: coward Pandora: loves Marius Marius: Roman Khayman: obsessed with prophecy Daniel: won't believe the danger Armand: Armand Maharet and Jesse: if you know genealogy-crazy people then you know

Almost done with Queen of the Damned

me for the entire month of october

I literally joined a server where someone was a huge dm fan and absolutely hated the show for making Daniel old. Needless to say I left that server pretty fast.

Daniel Molloy everytime Armand spoke

I need just one duet with both of them PLEASE

My boy just really loves bubble wrap... and me of course but mostly bubble wrap