by the way, all of this, dozens of goons, weapons brandished massive teargassing of public space, people beaten in the street, destroying two intersections on either side of my neighborhood, horror, all seems to have been to create a distraction to abduct crying two teenagers who were here legally

Bovino to The Hague. That’s a start.

Me: 2006… why didn’t I go see this back then? I wouldn’t have had current job sucking all my time. 🧠: we were super depressed because of college dropout number 2… Me: oh yeah… we didn’t do much fun stuff in 2006…

Okay I’m a crying mess now but this is no longer true…

Me: *already has multiple over the top cosplay plans.* 🧠: we could probably make this…

“There weren’t enough pills to make me sleep” Why do I think this movie is not gonna have a happy ending…

“I thought he was Spanish?” “No, he is French.”

If anyone is wondering my favorite gay meteorologist is debunking the exploding trees thing… www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne... Are Minnesota's trees in danger of "exploding" in impending cold snap? Not so fast, WCCO meteorologist says. - CBS Minnesota

“Quit your dooming” ICE murdered a woman less than a mile from my house two weeks ago, bitch.

Currently debating on if I want to help my coworker by sending her tips for how to work more efficiently, or just let her do her thing because every other time I’ve offered suggestions she’s usually one of those people who tries to figure out why it won’t work. And never actually tries to do things

why do you guys even give europeans and canadians any attention when they critique america. half of them think you can drive from new york to california in 12 hours

The least of my worries is some dork overseas hating me man my neighbors are kidnapping & killing my other neighbors

another long haired pretty boy to add to the list

random dude texting a hostage from outside the gun-riddled building: you have no idea how much everyone out here hates you hostage: super helpful todd

Me: *has a claim come up for someone named Ilya* 🧠: BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL

If you’re a sitting member of Congress and not reacting to this speech by calling for immediate impeachment, removal and conviction, why are we paying you?

Signal’s encryption is good. That encryption does not prevent people who aren’t friendly from listening to you when you don’t know who you’re talking to. Use common sense and don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t want read out loud by a right wing rag or in a court of law

I could have been in my 20’s in England when Sam was at LAMDA is all I’m saying…

Small thread. I was driving up to @makwacoffee.bsky.social bc I knew Roseville (a suburb next to St Paul) was lousy w/ ICE. 1/2 mile away I drive past an ICE agent, so I flip around (following every traffic law) & enter a lot where there were 5-6 ICE vehicles & probably 8 observer cars.

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

The same Europeans complaining about the failure of U.S. institutions to constrain Trump are sitting through his speech while planning to send teams and delegations to the World Cup and Olympics. They are just as unserious, guilty of learned helplessness and captured by capital as the U.S. Congress.

In a country that has a language called Swiss-German no less he said that…

When I see you “playing around with” ChatGPT “for fun” this is what I see you contributing to btw. It’s not cute, it’s not fun, it’s damaging. Just because you don’t personally see it doesn’t mean there’s no cost.

Would y’all believe that I of all people have never seen “The Fall” in its entirety?

Good morning to you too Sam…

It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up

One question… Why am I adding a packet of what looks like jizz to my drink?

There’s the fucked up thing, what if smeagol was hot? www.tumblr.com/grouper/8040...

This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

"History will not look kindly upon______" Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait

Someday I’ll be able to write a piece where this is fiction & it’ll help me. But tonight is not that time. I’m tired of this, I really do have hope that these two weeks have proven that literally when push comes to shove we will resist. But I’m tired that it took this extreme to wake up so many.

Worth noting they only started to complain when their cops were getting racially profiled. If ICE never touched a cop this statement never happens.

If Minnesota police are accusing you of racial profiling you must really be outta control

I can’t stop laughing 🤣 www.tumblr.com/memewhore/73...

Otters go on a magical ride

Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

I’m so tired…

What have I become My Swedish Chef

"As the White Walkers marched inexorably south, nearly 90 percent of the Realm insisted on calling them monsters, abominations, and evil incarnate. The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms cautioned against such language." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: David Bowie Diana Krall Savage Aural Hotbed Nigel Kennedy Bobby McFerrin

This is Pioppi. He didn't pop up for any particular reason, just likes looking at you. 13/10 (IG: pioppibluestaffy)

I know google ai is bullshit but if you’re telling me I’m going to have to wait for lestat AND Dale Jennings Crashout?!

Like GEE if only there was a branch of the GOVERNMENT whose JOB was to be a CHECK AND BALANCE to the EXECUTIVE BRANCH… Wouldn’t that be a lovely thing…

I’ve seen a lot in my 26 years teaching in Saint Paul but today’s the first no school day due to the city being terrorized by the federal government

Tried to capture how sparkly it is for @loustatter.bsky.social & @framblebee.bsky.social

We don't deserve otters...