So - doing the stick-on nail thing. Any tips? Typing rate is down to about half a word per minute. #trans #nails

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Krypton 🦸 It's called Krypton: As a comic geek, this is perfect! It's displayed as Kr: If you know me personally, you get this. Element 36: An important number for me is 3, as are multiples of 3. Noble: Fancy! Colourless/Odourless: Sneaky, like a rogue. Used in lasers: C'mon! Freakin' lasers!

I'm going to miss you :(

Absolutely loved the new #MuppetsShow! I need more episodes asap! Someone get the person who can greenlight more #Muppets on to it right now please!

The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”

Why don't more people use Swatch Internet Time? @258

I drew some of the little people who live inside my computer #Reboot

Page/Cardona/Mizanin tag team when?

Tell me your pet’s name in a gif

Yesterday was an incredibly productive day, so of course ... I have no spoons for today.

Overheard: "I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."

“I am not a gun.”

Thank you, Colleen O'Shaughnessey.

Quite proud of this one.

Have been running #Linux #Mint as my daily driver PC for the last week now, and I have to say, I am LOVING IT.

Gods help me, I just thought of a mashup/crossover franchise called “The Pitch & the Perfect”. . .

@danschkade.bsky.social I think you've made a small mistake in today's strip (Friday 9/01/2026). In panel 2, you show Flash holding a spear of some sort, but I believe (and you can check the historical records), that Flash used a gourd-football to fight Ming's goons in that battle.

Saw our first fireworks of the evening while out driving. Just some randos having fun. They were dropping fireworks out of their car as they drove on the Hume 🙃😀

marcel marceau shushed me

AI is at the heart of FAIL

My pick for 2025 best actor and supporting actor.

Does anybody have any recommendations for a replacement for MS Office? And please don't say Google Docs, I'm trying to avoid anything AI-related and going back to a Word Processor that just processes words. #SayNoToAI #LetMeJustTypeStuff #Nerds

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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, DID have a test that day. That wasn't bullshit. It was on European Socialism. But I mean, he wasn't European, he wasn't planning on being European, so who gave a crap if they were Socialists? For all he cared, they could be Fascist Anarchists.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

So naturally, you know what to do…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

In #melbourne today it's reaching 38°C, but that number doesn't tell the full story of what it'll be like in the city. We took these temperature readings at a bus stop and an unshaded tram stop in #Brunswick. Today is a great day to do the #SummerSurvey swelteringcities.typeform.com/summersurvey26

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. R.I.P. Peter Greene.

dude they made transphobia free on the epic games store

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.

How much does the soldering hurt?

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

I've seen deals you people wouldn't believe. Delivery trucks on fire off the shoulder of Best Buy. I watched C-notes glitter in the dark near the Target Superstore. All those bargains will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to shop.

Objectively, DIE HARD is a movie.

sure thing boss 🫡

I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.

This is very nicely arranged www.youtube.com/watch?v=66M8...

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Does anybody know where I can get Gelfling Estrogen? In addition to boobs, I'd like the wings too please.

Jump in puddles. Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

Agreed. But still: