While I’ll always be a fan of shops selling books, the snob in me (wary of people buying books for purely ornamental purposes) really fucking wonders if TK Maxx needs to be retailing 5 (FIVE) separate editions of Stoker’s Dracula. Aesthetics are important but who are the different audiences here?

She looks like she's ram-raided Punch & Judy on the way in #TotP

Lunchtime power-walk today took me past 4 (FOUR, arguably FIVE) #70sWall installations in one half-hour. Suspect that @loudbasket.bsky.social will either be delighted or appalled by this. I am certainly both.

Goodnight from Leah Flitford, yet again scrubbing ectoplasm off the skirting boards after a séance gone awry. Goodnight from Pengrove Primary School, where all the leaves and twigs on the nature table have twisted themselves to spell the words: ‘WE KNOW’. Goodnight from Hookland.

Seeing as it’s bank holiday and people are talking about cruises, it’s time for my anecdote: Bloke in work said he was going on a cruise and I said, “Where to?” and he said, “Santander,” and I said, “So, it’s a bank holiday then?” and he didn’t laugh. I’ll nurse that grudge to my grave.

*walking past a gravedigger digging a grave* "You can dig mine next!"

⚡THUNDERBOOP!⚡ #MOTU #MastersoftheUniverse #Toysky

Waldorf and Statler. If you hate the muppet show so much, why don’t you just stay at home, you miserable fucking pricks?

Have... have we already moved onto the heavyweight January awards-bait film version with Joaquin Phoenix and Rose Byrne?

Honestly @dannyrobins.bsky.social, I expected better of you… [#joke]

Monday.

I, for one, welcome our new refuse collecting overlords.

Yeah I know Saint George never visited England but guess what lads, St Michael wasn’t the founder of Marks and Spencers either what’s your point

Did Dracula write this?

Only just found out that Soul Train, The Love Boat and Car 59 Where Are You aren’t part of the same continuity. In other words I’ve built this diorama for fucking nothing.

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

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“The lettering isn’t chaotic enough. Turn the ‘I’ upside down.” #vapeshop #americansweets #phoneaccessories #moneylaundering

🚨 What's the one thing that terrified you as a kid? TV moment? Film scene? Creepy advert? And be honest, does it still get you now? Let us know, the most chilling will make it onto the show 💀🎙️

Lovely quirk of the English language that buying a house and home ownership refer to the same thing, but homework and housework are different entirely.

We all had that one book/comic/TV programme that messed us up as kids, what was yours? 💀 (Bonus question: does it STILL hit your panic-button? ) Tell us - we’ll read out the best ones on the show 🎙️

“At a time when cinema is fighting for its existence and defining itself as a recognisable expression of lived human experience, this is precisely the kind of ugly, overbranded, lifeless digital marketing vomit that represents the sinister end of it all.” Kevin Maher on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

🚨 WE want to hear from YOU! What piece of media (film, TV, book, comic, advert etc) TERRIFIED you when you were young? Have you shed that fear, or does it still flick the switch? Comment below for our upcoming #HORROR-special roundtable episode! 💀🦇👻🧛‍♂️

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When are they gonna do something that IS for the faint hearted? I've been waiting so long.

out on the town with the gang from work tomorrow lads

Colleague’s auto-wallpaper constantly viewable out of the corner of my eye today, and my brain can’t decide if it’s a stunning atmospheric photo of the red planet or a screengrab from someone’s colonoscopy

Brambles. #TotP

Music FACT: Pop star Beyoncé is the eldest of music legend Lionel Richie's 3 daughters. Her younger sisters are Betwicé & Bethreetimesaladeé

Giant from Gladiator would be perfect to play The Hulk to Jeremy Beadle’s Bruce Banner. 🤔

Advertise your accent with a gif

Happy Valentines Day ❤️ to all who celebrate.

if that suit was any shinier the rest of the band could shave in it #TotP

he's got his collar done right up but not wearing a tie BECAUSE HEY THIS IS A PARTY #TotP

yay, the high-bassed stylish sophistipop band for people who despise music! #TotP

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I mean *how* easy, though

Happy birthday to Evil Edna who turned a hundred years old today. She usually celebrates it at Halloween, but if you ask me, that is an affectation.

Bold slacks, anaemic spirits and computer programs on several thousand feet of paper: We popped round to ExtonMoss's house to discuss #TheStoneTape... www.peggymountpod.com/2026/01/the-... #JaneAsher #CakeHenge #PercyThrower 😱🥃💀

does Kylie think that taking a photograph of yourself is a selfie, or that a photograph taken of two people neither of whom are holding the camera is a selfie

"For My Boo" is finished. 37 individually painted ghosts with acrylic and pen on driftwood and board. DM for price.

Grapefruit, who came up with that? “is this definitely a fruit, Brian?” ‘for the last time, YES’ “and is that fruit a grape?” ‘ah…’