Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

USA to go to war with the giant crabs that probably ate Amelia Earhart.

I made an alternative cover for JK Rowling's new book, The Toilet Constable. Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you... Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...

Every once in a while I remember how the comic Doomlord traumatised me (in its Spanish version, Exterminius), with its shapeshifting, grotesque, evil alien. Then I replay this fanmade fake trailer and wish the TV series existed to experience the terror again. youtu.be/hTRX-5Vd95w

Don't agree with this ID card idea. What if I get one and I find out I'm not who I think I am?

In the NATO phonetic alphabet, why isn't it N for NATO? Shows a lack of confidence in their own system, and I for one refuse to use it now.

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

I feel like John Cazale could have played a Green Lantern villain.

09/23/2025

I, too, would not want to join any club that would have Groucho Marx as a member.

This guy always pissed me of...

Anyone else really getting into fly-tipping recently? Managed to dump a load of old bed frames by the side of a wood & it was exhilarating. Went the extra mile & dug out some of my neighbour’s post & left it there as well, so if anyone finds it they'll think it was him.

I love cooking with wine... sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking! One time I fell asleep though, and almost burnt my house down, so I don't really cook with alcohol much any more.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

I'm just glad Stan Lee isn't alive to see this himself, because I bet he'd fucking love it.

They say Nostradamus' predictions are too vague to take seriously but I find his assertion that "2025 will be fuckin shithousery squared" chillingly accurate

Anyone else feeling this way these days? 😂

Come on, for some of us, death is the only thing we have to look forward to.

No one uses the phrase 'mucky books' anymore. Just another thing the internet has robbed from us.

i believe this masterpiece is a vermeer

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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

Fun fact: in the original book, Draculas were actually a very clever metaphor for vampires.

Just got fired from my job for making a Charlie Kirk joke. This is how i find out he died..

I had no idea JK Rowling herself appears in Harry Potter?

I really need to get a VPN so I can start accessing the proper stuff again. There's only so many times I can watch safe, middle class, soft-core grot like Frottage in the Cottage or Filthy Florists in Farnborough before I'm permanently soft-cocked.

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

I can only post this twice a year, and this is the second time.

Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns

Why is this the first I'm hearing about this? How long has it been going on for?

yeah im into BBW

I just can't imagine the horrible things they'll do to dear old Bagpuss.

Leo Tolstoy once wrote: “Birthdays are of no importance to a rational being. It’s a day like any other on which one has to do one’s work.” Which is good, cos I got him fuck all for his birthday today.

Like how teachers used to say "you won't always have a calculator on you" when today everyone carries around a device that - if they need to work something out - they can use to call someone who does have a calculator and ask them.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople really was a high watermark for Taika Waititi's career. One that I doubt he'll ever reach again, let alone top.

Charles Dickens walked into the barbershop and asked for the "Shit-Fuck"

How do YOU pronounce the word 'scone?' > Scone to rhyme with 'goon' or > Scone to rhyme with 'gown'

I've never got my finger stuck in a dike. Things like that just don't seem to happen to me.

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Happy World Beard Day 2025! Here are some of my favourite beards #WorldBeardDay

There was every chance he’d die in that plane crash in 2010 but here we are.

state fair cartoonist having graham linehan sit down for a caricature and unable to see the drawing pad through tears of religious ecstasy

John Nettles was the better Bergerac anyway.

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

Now, that's exactly what I'm looking for in a film.

What with Foundation, Strange New Worlds, and now Alien Earth, we really are living in a golden age of sci-fi shows that are... alright, I suppose.