tv show about a crime fighting karate pig called Pork Chop & Kick

[opens the wrong drawer for a cutting board... again] -guy who has lived in the same house keeping the same things in the same drawers for over two decades

just plainly evil.

REMINDER: Democrats tried SIX TIMES to fund the parts of DHS that Congress agrees on—like paying TSA workers, FEMA, and cyber defense. Republicans blocked us every single time.

Based on how the Iran war is going, I'm more afraid of Greenland attacking the US than the other way around.

“How’s a guy like that even allowed to enter the same building as me, let alone get within handshaking distance?” said Trump

guy shot me from 40 meters as i was playing rook earlier and i went “aw” on prox chat. he just said “i love you” and i couldn’t think of anything else to say as he stabbed me to death besides “i love you too”

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

your vote is rarely the single decisive vote but sometimes it is! and you never know when that might be

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. The 2004 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame tribute to George Harrison of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps." Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, and Dhani Harrison 2. Cooking for other people. 3. Dogs. My God, dogs.

The Pillars of Creation from a whole new perspective. You've likely seen Hubble's famous "Pillars of Creation" image before, but here's an alternative look at it by the James Webb Space Telescope. (1/3) #Astronomy ⚛️🧪🛰️

No going back

Screams into the abyss: Saying "let that sink in" at the end of an observation or an opinion of what some set of facts suggests to be true is a cheap sleight-of-hand to infuse what you've written with unearned profoundness. It's overdone and has been cringey for at least a couple years. Stop.

The unsolvable paradox that may disprove the possibility of retrograde time travel:

If Andy Ogles is talking about some guy that's using a war he started as an excuse to cancel sanctions against Russia, then I agree with him. If he's talking about a kid playing in the snow (albeit at a high level) then I think Ogles is a moron & a wholly unserious person who should resign in shame.

Me, wearing a crown of bones and holding a necromancy scepter: We should bring the dead back

Yes it's not a complete picture, I know... but it's a valid sample worth looking at. Not a good look for Bungie and what was supposed to be their future beyond the Destiny/Halo franchises. Sony will probably be shaking things up at the studio in the near term, especially with its leadership.

In 100 years people will be leaving flowers on Dolly Parton's grave and pissing on Sam Altman's.

Getting flamed on BSKY for saying "let's not be a bloodthirsty asshat too hastily" isn't a bad way to spend a Saturday night, tbh. It leaves my wife in peace to catch up on a show since I won't inflict that kind of "I'll use any bit of horror for interaction-bait theatrics" Kabuki theater on her.

Morning mood: youtu.be/85FsXo0WdT4?...

When the studio tells you they designed their game's maps poorly... share.google/QFCsm3BYJ0zR...

My God, Bungie must be in full panic mode today.

When the cat realizes they're missing out on judging the human:

Bard with a sword Bard with mace & religious totem Bard with a magic stick Kleptomaniac Bard

Yesterday I said I needed to remember to get some fancy buns out of the freezer for dinner tonight and today I remembered to do it. #BeTheHeroTheWorldNeeds

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

So I'm listening to "Take Your Mama Out" by the Scissor Sisters and it feels like the guitar riff the whole thing is built on top of is straight up "Freedom" by George Michael. I even wondered if it was a sample for a bit. youtu.be/od7-fyGa9DQ?...

I knew the Strip Law voice cast was stacked but I didn’t realize this stacked jfc, this is just SOME

In the 1800s, a slave owner purchased over a dozen people in Georgia and set the foundation for his family’s generational wealth Generations later, a railroad company owned by one of his descendants is using eminent domain to seize land of Black farmers

I regret to inform Bsky that @wonderbunny.bsky.social hurt her elbow taking a bite of brownie with a fork. We laughed about how old you have to be to need to consider the "hazards of eating utensil use," so at least there's that.

Leftovers Romain and homemade Caesar dressing (from a Caesar salad) Tomato, onion, and shawarma meat (from gyros) #food #foodsky 🍴🍽️ 🍜

Inside of you is one wolf.

They! Are! So! FLUFFY! AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

BSKY Twitch integration is up and running. Neat. @nheiraashford.com linked.

Ask a smart person why they think RAM is unaffordable and they will not fuck around with the answer. This is "why," but it's also a great reminder that the world, in aggregate, is an idiot.

Five minutes after Elon Musk learns there are no people of color on the Moon:

It's beautiful! [tear streams down cheek and falls into a coffee cup held tight to chest] 🧪

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!! I made @wonderbunny.bsky.social and the kids omelettes for dinner! Bell pepper, spinach, ham, mozzarella, smoked gouda, cheddar. AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!! #food #foodsky 🍴🍽️ 🍜

When the fuck did Yoda ever predict the future? #Olympics

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!! @wonderbunny.bsky.social and I made bruschetta pizza things! AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!! Sourdough Pizza Sauce Rotisserie Chicken tossed in Basil Pesto Grated Parmesan Fretz Mozzarella Fresh Basil EVOO & Cracked Pepper #food #foodsky 🍴 🍽️ 🍜

Fuck's sake, can we please stop reposting that video Trump shared? Especially if, like me, you're not black and haven't had to spend your whole life dealing with racism in its various forms. It's a grotesque picture that can inflict emotional pain on people, not a tool to boost your interactions.

Young men after letting Tate and Rogan turn them into the least fuckable generation of guys since leprosy was a big deal: "Why won't bitches huff ma'junk? Stuck up lib-ginas!"

Yeah, @wonderbunny.bsky.social and I are going to drink a Bordeaux with steak Mac & Cheezles! Wanna fight about it? #food #foodsky 🍴 🍽️ 🍜

I dare anyone to listen to the album "August and Everything After" by the Counting Crows in track order and then argue that Adam Durirz isn't a lyrical genius. Every line of every track smacks you right in the hippocampus. Listen to it as released and intended, you'll be glad you did. #Music

The more I think about this the madder I get. An entire generation of children won't ever try to learn to draw, because "why bother making or buying a bagel when you can just piss into a toaster and pretend the urine trickling out the bottom is a bagel?".

what if I wanna find out before I fuck around what then