Nice long dog walk across Ilkley Moor today. I'd like to think that if someone excavated underneath the Calf rock, they'd find the remains of an intrepid, but unfortunate pre-historic boulderer.

I live near Pudsey and the weather here today was the coldest, wettest, rain imaginable. I wouldn't drag my dog out on a day like this. Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.

It stinks like a wet ashtray outside. I'm not looking forward to cycling in to work tomorrow.

I got bum-rushed by 6 ravenous pigs today and had to fend them off with a wheelbarrow. How's your weekend going?

Just received an email that ended with "I hope you have a pleasant day ahead" and I can't help but think its some kind of veiled threat.

I love this cartoon, I reckon it's pretty realistic of how it really happened ;) chazhutton.com

Sadly, there's a lot to be said for Marina Hyde's analysis here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Please rebloop to raise awareness. 🫟

A story in three parts

Cartoon by @edwexler.bsky.social.

What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.

Tradespeople working in my house today and they've brought their own radio. I am listening to normal people's music over the sound of drilling.

I bought a toaster. I don't recall ever owning a toaster before. I am 55 years old.

I think he's got it covered. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Apparently, today is Black Dog Day.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

It's been 15 hours since I last handled tripe (dog food) and I can still smell it.

Gas man confirmed that there is definitely a gas leak in my house, on my side of the meter "somewhere under the concrete floor in the porch". So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Morning all!

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Happy Birthday Melanie. 🎂

A dog died at the park today. I don't know the circumstances; I just saw the vet performing CPR and then taking it away on a cart, covered in a blanket. I'd never met the dog, nor the owner, but I still had a cry when I got home.

Morning all!

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Had a dream, in which George Orwell was sporting a tattoo of a Hoth rebel trooper on his thigh.

Rogan Josh for tea, followed-up with half a bag of Tangfastics. Now in bed stoking a coriander-scented Dutch oven.

Took me 3hrs to fit these chunky new 45mm tubeless tyres on the gravel bike. Forecast for tomorrow's commute is heavy rain, so these buggers had better keep me upright.

Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble

It's always a good day when this pops up on shuffle. Paul Woolford - Untitled www.youtube.com/watch?v=f72C...

Met a chap at the park yesterday, who was having a pristine 1980 Rolls Royce photographed, ready for sale. Apparently, it was one of 22 RRs in his collection. He said he was selling them all and moving abroad because "the country's gone to pot and you have to work just to live nowadays".

#Humor 📚

The kitchen bin is only 3/4 full. However, the compost-like warmth emanating from its interior suggests I need to empty it pronto.

Just in case you forgot…

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#IAmTheDJ Left/Right - Bloom www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBt_...

Watching Dr Strangelove for the first time and I'm finding it hard to believe this isn't Billy Bragg playing General Turgidson.

Sad to hear of the passing of Slarta John. I still get flashbacks to the moment when I first heard his vocals take Dooms Night to the next level. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCHH...

Any Dems who don’t have this attitude should exit politics now:

#DrumNbreak #MusicChallenge #Skeewiff Skeewiff - Pink To Punk (Rumble Mix) www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhvV...

Never underestimate the stench of tripe. I think the dog's new raw-food blocks may have killed my fridge.

It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute bands because they've covered their tracks so well.