Kink positivity this and that but when a bih is taking it from behind and you can’t help yourself but count the BPM of them slamming into you and start beat boxing over the slaps, suddenly you’re “ruining the mood” and are “acoustic” whatever that means 🙄

i Woke up in a Dreaming world, in which interfacing with my surroundings feels Numb. is it the delusions of the Sleep deprived ? am i the only Dreamer in the Waking world ? are my closed eyes open ? rubbing them washes away none of the Sands of a Tired Slumber.

I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

please keep calling your representatives and demanding they oppose censorship/surveillance/Age-verification legislation. please continue to call Paypros and demand they stop discriminating against adult content, its creators, and sex workers please

#SaveSpeech The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting. Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

youtu.be/Epx6OCUedVQ can you believe the leaks were real?

tobacco is so addictionslop

now this is just getting silly. #undertale

he's ill informed, but he DID say the word "seven"

smoking on the porch at night needing to check the yard like pirates cove to make sure a scary guy doesn't get me

i am fabulous beyond all belief (what a relief!)

number of times i have seen squirrels parkour jump outside my window from the tree to my house: 4!!! I just saw two at once following each other (on a date?)

one day, we were monkeys

lalala on the Internet ~!

the realm of possiblity dances with the domain of probability. and mama needs a new apir of of shoes babyLETS GO!!

youtu.be/Epx6OCUedVQ can you believe the leaks were real?

ibuprofen was involved.

Also, if you have huge phone/conflict anxiety, this is the cheapest exposure therapy you can have. It's low risk/high reward, for something that is beneficial to everyone, with a person that is paid to be nice to you. Even if all you do is spend 5 minutes on a phone, that's 5 minutes they pay for.

we're like a Can of Sardines, You and Me. there's plenty of fish in this Sea, but we're in this Can. Together.

and yet i can't help but Feel as if there's something to Feel. well- would you look at that?

can you really Grasp what can not even be Gleamed? hm... .

the urge to draw milf porn of papas pizzeria characters the way people draw porn of those little gacha cookies

it rolled Somewhere Unprecedented, and you never found it again.

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

every so Often you wander in and Whisper your little Secrets. have You considered for a chance that the Weight of Your Knowledge is something I can not bare? ... Oh? ... you Have? ... well, OK then.

something Funny about the Night- oops! ... I Forgot it in all the Dark and Fright. ...

what's the Scariest thing your Seeing Eye dog can Say?

you Guard the Gates of Hell, while the Pearly Gates are Guarded also. nobody wants to Let me in...

Pixel Hunt #pixelart #ドット絵 #1bit

Seven Sleep Dollars? i can make more than that in my. well... You Get It.

what's even the Doctor Doctor deal?

Licorice and Lacquer, that person.

how's it Taste? ... huh... ? that's not a Flavour.

im ready for the Summer Vacation of a Bedtime!

QoL update: the Book of Fates now Predicts your next Day Off.

dude to Connotations, the Naughty List has been renamed to the No Good Stinkin Dirty Rotten List. and Santa has been Hanged.

sure it's a Risk, we might not Make It. but if you don't take Risks Sometimes, you'll never be able to harvest to MegaBerry.

excuse me, but I noticed you aren't taking advantage of bluesky's "Smell All" options. it allows users to Scent their posts! please, start Sniffing instantly.

im not Mad, just Disappointed. no, Scratch that. im Winigish and Finigish.

the Long Anticipated sequel to Sand. i cannot tell what's Different but the Experts assure me it's Groundbreaking.

"there you are"

i have recently learned about "Role Play". in which i like to play, a little lady named Mother Nature. Tweedle Dum. Ribbit Tweet. Crinkle Crumb. that is her voice, her sound.

it's thundering Rats and Hogs.

i've always had plenty of Hands to help at the Farm. however. what is a Farm?

life can just be tickles and tummy aches