Anyone else WISH they could aspire to kissing a hundred boys in bars?

RuPaul seeing my wedding dancing last night

Serving glamour pangolin, I love itttt

Feeling pumped and hyped and ready for all all-night rager!!!* *Alternating between desperate need for hot water bottle for cramps and sweaty hormonal overheating. Serves me right for enjoying the warm weather today.

Insta ads: 30-35 year olds in London don’t realise they can get FREE solar panels!!! Me, 33 year old in London, waiting for the 4 months a year my ground floor flat gets sunlight in the living room:

Did this @dimension20.bsky.social Adventuring Party moment ever become a meme template and if not, why not? #Dimension20

After careful consideration, I think this four-panel comic by @brandonreese.bsky.social is the cartoon I've loved the most in the last twelve months.

THE PILES ARE BIG ENOUGH, AUSTRALIA

A sign of good taste

Find it very annoying that in light of the horrible shit that’s happening to trans people in the US, the narrative of cis progressives is still “he won’t stop at trans people!!” when it is actually bad even if he did stop there as trans people are, in fact, people

The unmitigated Galle! (Good news about the extras though)

RIP David Lynch. You would have been an incredible guest judge on Drag Race.

Sorry I couldn’t hear you I was listening to Joan Baez and ignoring the cooking instructions 🔥

As a Flight of The Conchords fan this is disapponting

*Pogues voice* 🎶 Michelle Visage, babe In the dunk tank 🎶 #DragRace

If you’re wondering how chilly it is, on multiple occasions I’ve said “gee whizz” and “golly” to the dog while taking off my coat after a walk. So he knows that I know.

Yeah stop using the word crusader to mean damaging, hateful campaigner… oh

Anita Bryant died. Be extra gay today.

Ominous set of burned discs I found while cleaning

and you know what, kids? maybe instead of trying to “book an Uber” we should think more about how to uber a book

I felt like @scottygb.bsky.social when I took this photo

I have never slammed the play button harder while screaming

RIP The Vivienne 😔💔

The Vivienne, only 32. My age. No age to be lost. But so young to have achieved so much. RIP

Just discovered this amazing (I assume) 80s cover of The Handmaid’s Tale. The past is another country.

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door Good luck, babe! Well good luck babe! You’d have to walk the world just to stop the feeling

If you’re not watching Fifth Circuit: Unenbanced, you’re only getting half the story. Judge Hodi Jim Closet has withdrawn from the competition and will not be running for Queen of the Fame Games. @strictscrutiny.bsky.social

Gorgug did his morning poo at the base of a Neighbourhood Watch sign, then came in and started chewing his pig toy 🥲

Can’t imagine them rapping but an interesting casting choice

Doing a little tumpatumtum belly drum on my dog and he’s SO full of gas pray for me tonight

Got coconut milk all down my chest earlier and it’s the most sex I’ve had all year

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost/Nixon at your nose

Finally starting @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social and IMMEDIATELY knew who the puberty necklace was because guess what, my aunt got me one as well #profiling

Just made a minor adjustment to my hat while out walking the dog. Feel like I’m on The Americans.

Yup, that’s me

Just gently but firmly pushed away my feet which I was trying to warm on his back, but then shortly after overheated and emerged from the covers. His determination not to allow this relationship to be symbiotic is admirable.

“I feel we are allowed to do that in this point of the game” - @norcrosscricket.bsky.social before reeling off a list of other countries’ equivalents of “Joe Bloggs” I love cricket, me.

All of Drag Race finalists filming their pre-taped crownings

Dog ✅ Pub ✅ ODI ✅

It’s fun to pretend the mistakes aren’t limited to the app and this is my 2024 total as a human being

So jarring watching #CanadasDragRace on WOW not BBC, and getting all the product placement. It’s nothing new on RPDR but so strange coming out of the Canadian judges’ mouths. Like when Ru started saying “pounds” in UKS6. She is a dawlah girlie!

Tell me your favourite Christmas/new year/holiday films, both classics and niche, I’m planning a project for myself

He checked his cauliflower cheese and the top still hadn’t browned

Listening to a JFK bio and I had no idea he was always unwell. My main associations with him (in no order) are: assassination*, shagger, civil rights, Cold War (various) and catholic. Do any other millennials share this or is it a personal knowledge gap? *ok no order but this is definitely first

I am sad not to have radio coverage of Eng v NZ (that I can find) but when it sparks this sort of genius, I fear we must never send Daniel Norcross to an away series again.

God knows how my brain decides what to retain. Was this you, @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social ? If it helps I can tell you where I was listening, and that I didn’t have a dog at the time. Getting this information will do nothing other than let me stop thinking about it.

well actually tamzin it is like lifting a paving slab to find the least objectionable woodlouse

terrorism is one of the only areas where white people do most of the work and get none of the credit