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Fucking genius.

Steve Reich’s Drumming at Nief Norf Synnergy Festival, UT Knoxville @mikelark.bsky.social

LEO not beating the ACAB rap anytime soon.

Fucking legend

nothing in the US is getting better until we start start treating this kind of thing as what it is: a form of bribery

Reminder: Marta holds the all-time World Cup scoring record, men’s or women’s, with 17 goals 🐐⚽️

FIFA sucks. Trump and Giuliani Junior suck. But damn if the World Cup ain’t cool AF.

I'm not crying. You're crying.

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Trans obsessed conservative women who placed 5th

Every field official slated for the World Cup should declare a strike until this man is reinstated. Really, this should include all the players and coaches, too. Ah, who am I kidding. A bunch of fucking cowards, the lot of them.

[Bluesky is auto-hiding this, likely due to its angry sentiment and off-color language. I'm bumping it.] It's the cello broken by the New Jersey State Police at some point as they "nearly trampled an elderly man playing a cello with their horses and arrested him." Per @taliajane.bsky.social

Let's make this happen people, for real. Sign the petition. www.change.org/p/rename-the...

If you do one thing today @mayor.nyc.gov

No it the fuck was not.

After 60+ years of howling, Rubio is about to satisfy the demands of the S Florida Cubano community. Thanks for tuning in to another episode of Careful What You Wish For. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/23/u...

For those who celebrate...

If I were the opposition party I'd be saying anyone involved in creating this corrupt scheme will be prosecuted but also anyone accepting payments from it will at minimum be required to pay back the full sum with interest

So fkng cool

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This one is for Dana Bash (and for the great Jamie Raskin in a different way), because in the middle of a berserker rampage by the right, those of us on the liberal-to-left spectrum are supposed to stop it through seraphic politeness, according to the lost souls in the middle of the road.

Cesar Sayoc, a Trump super fan & obsessive Fox viewer, sent pipe bombs in 2018 to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, & many other top Dems. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In the wake of the attacks, Trump said about his rhetoric: "Tone down, no. Could tone up."

Go. Listen. @mikelark.bsky.social @frcolumba.bsky.social gamelanyowanasari.bandcamp.com/album/gamela...

Suck it, Losers. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

I've studied so many concentration camps through history that held vulnerable people in just this kind of crowded squalor. You demonize people, you demand more arrests, this is what you get. It already has its own budget and its own momentum, and is on track to go much further, unless we stop it.

Bill watching me read Bill.

All Hail Surrender Monkey Robert E Lee!!

Sure she does. And Pambi deserves double.

Spot on.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

See. It works.

I look forward to seeing this portrait atop a bonfire someday. Also too: Subject matter aside, this is a really terrible painting.

men showing genuine affection for each other, celebrating something they did together, as a collective. let this be a model for masculinity, not the fake hardo military bullshit

Hey Claude, write a song like if ABBA was Korean. But not too Korean if you know what I mean. Ok. Here’s one I call Golden.

Just finished Reign of Terror by @attackerman.bsky.social and I've got to say it is essential and utterly depressing reading. At this point I'm fairly certain that the War in Iran is going to outlive me. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/622555...

Yeah, it's not like they're Man City or something.

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

You need to trust me here. Ignore the reviews & go see The Bride in IMAX. This movie slaps, Jessie Buckley is spectacular. Two hours of fun and escapism, rendered beautifully & w great imagination. The cool kids are giving it the pooh-pooh. Do these people even like movies, really? Fuck 'em.

Except they won’t.

So glad he cleared that up.

A star writer from the heyday of magazines, Tom Junod, reveals the family secret behind his award-winning stories in his new book. Part father-son memoir, part family detective story, “In the Days of My Youth I Was Told What It Means to Be a Man” unearths his family’s hidden past.

"nearly under threat" Oh, the horror.

Will never unsee this.

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Can we quit pretending that NYPD Commish Tisch is anything other than a crap weasel? @mayor.nyc.gov

Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.

Go Canada!!! Make Trump/Patel cry.

"The first person to be executed for treason in the US was not a spy or someone who sold secrets to a foreign government. It was not a Confederate general who took up arms against his government. It was an abolitionist named John Brown." from @nhannahjones.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/m...