Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

This has all the hallmarks of a false confession. How long have they been interviewing this man? #Dateline

Merry Plantmas

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I’m one of those elder millennials that got suspicious in their early 30s and then went “huh being queer makes a lot of things make sense.” Currently 42 (birthday is approaching quickly).

Well congrats, baseball, I have zero interest in this World Series

Welp, Phillies are dead in the water. Go Mariners. Go Brewers.

it's the hope that gets you.

Sports are pain.

Great command of the language on display here

We gather here tonight around the fire. As people of all land have gathered for Thousands and Thousands of Years before us. To share The Light, And to share A Story. IllumiNations... Reflections of Earth. Happy 26 years to the Promise that We Go On #fanart #IllumiNations #ReflectionsOfEarth #EPCOT

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Single Parents. Who doesn’t want to go to Lance Bass Space Camp?

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

SCHWARBOMB NUMBER 50 OF 50

Look, the President of the United States was sexually abusing children in concert with Epstein. He wrote a letter memorializing it, and signed it. That is very clearly a crude sketch of a minor victim, not an adult woman. Do not let anyone blow smoke up your ass about this.

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I would have thrown the ball back on the field at this point; what a loser. Good job Marlins taking care of the family.

How NOT to draw Mickey Mouse, by Ward Kimball, the wildest of Walt Disney's Nine Old Men.

My August month in review—working my way slowly through the backlog of @datedateline.bsky.social eps so I had to go with the entire series instead of specific ep

Somewhere in Iceland.

The High School Catfish doc is WILD

4 times in 1 night?!?

The best suspense on television is trying to figure out whether someone being interviewed on Dateline is speaking from prison before they tell you.

Watching “Fit for TV” at work and did a double take when I heard @yrfatfriend.bsky.social’s voice. So glad to have her POV in the series.

Kepler???

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

Oh no, @datedateline.bsky.social just put “Do They Know It’s Christmas” in my head right before bed. It’s going to haunt my dreams.

Post a pic of something

I have seen multiple shows cover the Heather Strube case and I’ll watch it every time because, even knowing, it’s just so hard to fathom. How do you do that to the mother of your grandchild, especially with your grandson right there?

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map

Today we say goodbye to a legend within #WaltDisneyWorld the Liberty Belle! You will be truly missed! #disneyparks #disneyart #disney #frontierland

Good to know Sara Bareilles' "The Blessed Unrest" remains a solid cathartic crying album.

This is a concentration camp

Blue #4, by Georgia O'Keeffe, 1916, 📸 by Mitchell Leff

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum.

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

this is how the dodgers are rewarded for telling Nezza not to sing the anthem in Spanish and for Dave Roberts pretending he doesn't know enough about the ICE raids to comment on it. nothing is good enough for these creeps.

The radicalization of the American right is THE story of US politics over the last four decades and political reporters are still not allowed to talk about it

This is heartbreaking. (via someone at the St. Paul rally)

I'm not even sure where I heard "Sloop John B" for the first time, but its musicality and lyircs are unparalled. RIP Brian. youtu.be/nSAoEf1Ib58?...

Absolutely losing it at @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social characterizing Wawas as “indigenous” to this part of the world. As though they’re a river or part of the Appalachian mountains.

It’s not a surprise that the man who purposely incited a violent attempt to overthrow an American election would now purposely incite violence on the streets of Los Angeles as a justification for military force against American citizens. Not a surprise at all.

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

This morning, I cracked an egg and pantyhose fell out. 🥚🥚🥚 (If you get this joke, you're definitely old(er).

Don’t know if it was the second glass of wine I had with dinner or the general state of the world, but this legitimately made me cry. Happy Pride, fam 💗

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

True cowardice here. Trying to find a middle ground by letting trans girls compete, but basically saying they’re boys, hoping to stop the yelling, which it won’t, at all. Trying to find a “fair” solution without realizing transphobes don’t actually care about fairness. They just want to bully kids!