Gotchu buddy

*TikTok lady voice* Puking up steel-cut oats into my wife's designer handbag at Sweetgreen

I'm off those stems & seeds & non-name brand Everclear

They're making a Christopher Cross biopic?

Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

Now that enough time has passed I feel like I can say it I don't think that guy on Twitter was actually eating beans in the theater during Cars 2

was telling my friends that I gotta get off youtube cause I watch too much slop and then the algorithm decided to mock me

Everything by Ink & Dagger just got re-released and is on bandcamp so if you like vampire themed Philly hardcore punk from the late 90s come on down @bandcamp.com! 🧛 #BandcampFriday

youtu.be/fCyqos_LI_U Always manages to wring some tears out of me...long day today

Hard to decide but I feel like Penetration in the Centerfold is the one I've listened to most

The bit where they're talking about cartoon porn and Cole Escola says they like Lilo & Stitch smut made me fucking HOWL

eevee bone church

Yonic Talisman....

RIP to one of them ones

Chaucer: Thou smokest wel, yis? Me: yis. C: fyr? Me: Nay -- Reggie. Naught aboven middel. C: Canst thou declare this missive thanne from the fyfthe day of Septembre: "I am al utterly ylost of that loud"? M: I holde middel loud. I am al to-broken of half a smite of that foule stuff. C: I see.

Getting booed off the dias for calling Angels in America "Castration Movie for gay guys"

Vinyl game has been cooked for a while now, but nothing like a $15 copy of Sports to drive that home

You shouldn’t start smoking cigarettes since it’s very hard to stop mostly because puffing on a cigarette is one of the most purely joyful things you can experience as a human being and knowing that you’ll have a cigarette between your fingers makes every other indignity of life almost seem worth it

5 years old girl enjoying cig and alcohol (2023)

The avatar of inherited American rentseeking wealth presenting an aging hereditary monarch with a dead wasp is just way too much for me thematically. This is like something from one of Saddam Hussein's romance novels.

Am I worthy of fast-acting relief?

Catch me 30 years on blasting this from the Slingshot as I drive to the gas station for Daddy's Modelos www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEoq...

Place that sells British takeaway style food (like you would find at a "chippie"), I think it would do gangbasters here with all the drunk college kids

I'm kinda pretty, kinda busted too Kinda disarming when I first meet you Do you wanna cry? I do too Do you wanna cry? I do too

My lovely pal @di-fl.bsky.social drew all of my boys watching Blue Velvet! I'm so excited to show this one off.

"The heartwarming Bluey episode about Rusty, whose dad is in the Army and deployed but bonds with his son through letters about cricket, takes on a different coloration now that practically all of Australian special forces is implicated in war crimes in Afghanistan"

milf dan hentschel is making me act up

Infinite Jest

the onion should buy mr beast next

Was listening to an interview with Gregg Turkington about his relationship to Sun City Girls and it does blow my mind how he's friends with SO many 80s hardcore guys. Said he used to trade Flipper tapes with Henry Rollins and has been friends with Jello Biafra for like 40 years.

Trump can have Meatball Ron make based Zoomer Nazi blackpill edits of white girls with flat asses set to phonk music

Rolled out for the new Jackie Chan joint Panda Plan 2: The Magical Tribe. Honoured and proud to share with you this little glimpse of the end-credit music video, in which Big Brother Jackie sings, "No, Skibidi, we won't skip a beat."

It's actually not that hard to eat 9 hot dogs