FAFO

what if there was a family called the addams family and they had a theme song that you could snap to LOL

‪lol they never do repeat guests and have almost 300 episodes so you can try to do process of elimination with "very famous" comedians so the only ones that apply are like dave chapelle, louis ck, gabriel iglesias, or gulp... even seth meyers...

ok you caught me... i'm melania

Path to the Sunrise, by Greg M. Johnson (1999, up-scaled)

you doing okay conan?

the tagline for the melania movie just being “A New Film” is so funny it’s like a sight gag that would be on screen in arrested development for 2 seconds

the kappa mikey movie 9

that show is just viewerbait you’re only watching it because the premise is interesting

somebody left this old magnavox with built-in vcr in great condition by the dumpster yesterday and it was born the same month and year as me.. must be fate

introduce yourself with what almost killed you

why do i never hear anybody talk about the talos principle games they're some of the best puzzle games ever

a friend of mine told me about the mirror test so i bought a mirror for my wall and looked at it and why is there a scary and erratic version of me inside it

i saw the new david & goliath cgi movie last night because my mom's been wanting to see it & the movie begins with the director telling you to stick around for the credits for an important message so the credits roll for 90 seconds before he shows back up and tells you to scan a qr code... (cont)

new year no

takes out my hydrogen bomb and points it at you

do not go to the pluribus subreddit thread about the season finale and sort comments by controversial like why are so many redditors this dense lol

making this my new homepage

my backloggd choices of games this year

one of the best pop songs ever still youtu.be/HOFmDK_1cVg?...

classics of game

paul blart lynxley

i remember people being hesitant about finding asgore attractive when undertale came out in 2015 and now it's 2025 and people are looking for any excuse to fuck pawbert lynxley. the fandom has changed

youtube gave me the quirk chungus award

@whisqrs.fuckmyhamsterlife.com ack! a lion! again! (I neglected to include many essential lion elements)

i woke up with a head cold yesterday and spent all night last night in a feverish fugue state with chills trying to sleep with that stupid ai charlie kirk song stuck in my head

"haha you clowns" is funny and silly i like it

gyatt tuah

classics of game

me made a hisuian typhlosion machine in kirby air riders

my drivers license in kirby air riders so far. they forgot to add an option to let you opt in as an organ donor so i had to improvise a sticker for it

it was maximum autumn at the pumpkin patch this evening

it's gone. the fog has it now

buhh nevermind i hate it it doesn’t worst right

sometimes i forget how funny mass effect andromeda was

me pokemon za fit so far

why isn't running backwards a recognized sport at the olympics?

what happens when a pf chang's closes permanently do the next tenants get to keep the horse statues

my rockstar ralsei showed up today and he’s already out of control

still one of the best 70s albums imo youtu.be/7sJGC2xjnTw?...