I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.

I wish there was a way to tell Google I don’t fucking want this.

We don’t talk enough about how my wife let me do this

My Threads feed is full of crying Ohio State piss baby fans and it rules

The irony of Indiana’s magical football season while politicians and university leaders are destroying its academic greatness (see www.indystar.com/story/opinio...)

Trying to enjoy this Indiana win

Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.

HOLY SHIT

Fuckin’ penalties are gonna be the difference maker. Jesus Christ.

It's not fair to punish teams for losing. It's not fair to reward teams for winning. The only fair thing is to declare my favourite team the national champs

Well fuck

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

Today is Soccer Ball Water Bottle Day, which I was reminded of by this Threads post.

I'm going to keep saying this in my effort to speak it into reality: Supreme Court should have at least 100 Justices with rotating panels (and maybe an en banc option). No single Justice should have so much power and they shouldn't be names everyone knows.

this is the most consequential journalism scandal since Stephen Glass and this is a website with a lot of journalists on it! I am absolutely going to continue posting about it, sorry. Feel free to block or unfollow me if this bothers you!

Hard Candy Christmas just came on because of my Christmas playlist which raised a question: if you were gonna remake Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, who would you cast?

You or I make one bad investment and it could be life-threatening, Zuck throws $77 billion into an incinerator and we still have to hear about him every day.

I sure wish I could be sympathetic but all I remember is round after round of layoffs as private equity, Facebook and Google destroyed my various workplaces and tech dudes LEAPING onto Twitter to bray about how my friends got fired because they were too stupid to be Python coders like them

another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex

Also being that John Cena is a mainstream actor, TV show house, and voiceover artist much more than he is a pro wrestler these days, it's pretty depressing how little shit he gets for his "I can't judge Vince for doing sex trafficking" shtick.

billionaires are CATEGORICALLY people who are comfortable making selfish, cutthroat, cruel decisions for personal gain and to the detriment of functional society. i do not recognize the legitimacy of their demands and i will have nothing to do with them 🤷‍♀️

Netflix has officially bought Warner Bros. for $82 billion. It's a dark, devastating day for the theatrical movie experience and the art form of cinema. See the full press release, in which "theatrical" is mentioned merely once:

Reading these painful excerpts from AMERICAN CANTO, I'm reminded of one of Stephen Glass's editors (Hanna Rosin maybe?) pointing out in reviewing his novel that his prose was so bad that editing his TNR drafts required an all-hands-on-deck effort to make them readable

They should continue to make progressively larger OLED monitors until they make a 65" one that's just the same size and shape as a TV and sell it for the same price as a TV.

(Garfield thinking) “Look at these bug-eyed baddies. I wonder how John is gonna fumble this one.”

this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Wow it sucks

A friend of mine literally wrote an essay in our Writing 490 workshop 15 years ago about how viewing every activity or purchase through the lens of hours worked almost ruined her friendships one summer but sure

So I ended up doing exactly this (well not every episode but...) and it's not pointed out often enough that almost everybody uses this meme wrong. (Don is intensely jealous of / threatened by Ginsberg and thinks about him constantly!)

writing that republicans "do not seem to be considering" a full-scale porn ban, despite your own sources for this story AND republicans themselves saying they want to ban porn, is sending me to outer space nytimes.com/2025/12/01/u...

What an absolute embarrassment.

So at this point, I am of the belief that there is a conservative group in the background emailing companies and trying to get them to ban the game.

All I want for Christmas is to find a system to better organize my tasks, receive updated notifications, and a file management process that doesn't involve bashing my head into a brick wall.

They don’t make cups like they used to.

My Spotify Wrapped is all fucked up and proof that the data isn’t actually correct.

I'm trying to figure out why Democratic Senators have gone back to the Nazi Bar to post about the incapacity of the far right authoritarian president

I have to compartmentalize Ray Stevens because “The Streak” makes me laugh my ass off every fucking time but his post-9/11 output is so insanely gross

MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?

Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry

Like UHHHHHH

It’s wild how there’s several different videos of several different establishment democrats giving public talks where they say “it’s a shame young people can see videos of war crimes online because they’re missing the context behind the war crimes”

be sure to donate to their alumni funds today though

It would have been cool to read a rebuttal to this kind of thing in Polygon but unfortunately Valnet decided it didn't give a shit about smart tabletop coverage

What the fuck is in that HORSES game that is so mental that the stores won't carry it. Every time I open up Steam and check the new/trending tab it's ten different variations on something like Hentai Immigrant Stomper