Also, I can basically guarantee you that if Pamela was asked if she wanted the government to *ban* those adverts, she'd insist that she doesn't. It's fundamentally not antagonism to Democratic *policy*, but to the people who vote for and support Democrats.

Honestly, my favorite from the latest generation is probably Tinkaton, because "smol baby with giant fuck-off hammer with a deep hatred for birds" is a similarly great concept.

Batman: The Animated Series became renowned for digging into the human qualities of seemingly outlandish villains and I think "Joker's Favor" does a great job of really tearing away at the mythic stature of the Joker and exposing that, in his heart, he is a bully.

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I’m going to introduce Bluesky to a radical political tactic: Lying. I would bet good money Jeffries is lying about impeaching the president under 24 hours after he was nearly assassinated and to appeal to the treatlers that don’t care what crimes the president commits.

I despise autocorrect in word processors because it stops me from practicing spelling by fixing words I get wrong. Also, 'hors d'oeuvre' is a pain to spell.

TURTWIG: Oh boy, I love being a cute little Pokémon. I can’t wait to see what wholesome adventures I go on with my new trainer! ME: Lock the fuck in, Turtwig. We’re off to capture and enslave God. TURTWIG: You are a ten year old girl and I hatched yesterday.

Breaking: A local LGBTQ group has constructed an art installation depicting Baystate Medical System running over trans kids after Baystate decided to cut off gender affirming care for youth in Western Mass. Springfield, MA:

Also when sweaty dudes with hammers who beat their wives get mad, there is an implicit threat of violence that simply isn’t there when girl job doers get mad. Nobody thinks teachers’ unions will go Nazi but the Teamsters might. This too is gender.

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Maybe the fault is, in fact, in our stars. You know what? Let's blame the stars.

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny

This is such a half-measure. LET. SNAP. RECIPIENTS. BUY. HOT. FOOD. YOU. REPUBLICAN. DIPSHITS. The fuck are you worried about, that Big Taco or the Pizza Cartels start eating up that sweet, sweet government cash? GTFO.

The anti corruption task force under the next democratic admin needs to be so large that it takes us back to 0% unemployment

Late night at the art studio

Every single agency attorney who participates in attempted revocation of citizenship must be disbarred.

Client: "They make you work during maternity leave" Lawyer: "I think you have a good claim" C: "The handbook says do everything to empower boys" L: "I--" C: "It expressly says to let them draw dicks on things" L: ... C: "It literally says 'No does not mean no'"

So my professional focus is on white collar fraud, but I hate self-checkout for a number of reasons. Not just that I feel like the store is trying to take advantage of me and offloading labor costs to me, though they are. I'm pretty sure that not staffing checkout clerks has dramatically...

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Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

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In this ongoing thread I will be posting #cassandracain #batgirl stuff

We don't have to live like this, there's a better way. Bankrupting AG Sulzberger

what if i fucking kill you

Add food to a movie. "Toastbusters"

What's that? Ba gawd, that's CIVIL FORFEITURE'S THEME SONG!

It's still not too late for John Yoo and Alberto Gonzales to die in prison!

It’s his day

87,000 irs agents? baby that's the floor

(2029) GOP: noooo you can't send the DOJ and IRS after our groups THAT'S CHEATING 😭 Dems: Ha-ha! indictments machine goes brrrrrrr

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

The bottom line here is that you're a tiny minority if you have an opinion about Hassan Piker, & basically a rounding error if that opinion isn't "he sucks".

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

People want to pull the "believe women" line here. But. It's the internet! You have no idea if the person behind that anonymous post is a woman! People can lie! Believe women was supposed to be about treating victims with dignity, not immediately believing every anonymous internet post!

over on threads, this has lead to people promoting a website called "name him," where you can anonymously "name your rapist," which no one seems to realize is a horrible fucking idea. this site also requires you to register with your email before using it, adding more layers to the bad idea.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Gerrymandering isn’t an abstract ethics question.

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5 OF READING DOA

Turtledove: what? Ronald Reagan?? Turtledove: the actor?? Turtledove: no no the timeline's all wrong! Turtledove: [adjusting mysterious handheld device] great scott i must have transfigurated the chronometer instead of recontrabulating the interspekulon! Barker: oh yeah that explains it Poe: clive

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

Let me make a Gabriel Knight TV show

*Hercules riding a horse* "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."

guy from the onion can you give @aftermath.site like a $100,000? just for fun

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