Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

probably bc it looked sick as hell

there have been 4 designed run plays on 3rd & 15+ that have gained a 1st down this season, per @trumedia.bsky.social. the Seahawks have all 4.

Why? Did something happen?

Kind of adorable how establishment Dems watched a man who had been successfully sued for sexual assault, conducted a coup, and separated children from their parents get elected to the White House and thought, “These old Reddit comments are too much for voters to accept!”

My feet aren't yet under me, but I'm reading some shorter works for now-I'm hip deep in Looney from @kozeniewski.bsky.social and @gavindillinger.bsky.social ; Five Raging Hearts is heading for an end of November release; & last night I started a new story for the first time in months=more to come...

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I see no way that enabling ChatGPT to write erotica could go bad.

ironically this wasted even more time, but by GOD it felt nice

Dave and Busters Attorneys at Law

Nashville hospitals are out here fat shaming babies now. smh www.wsmv.com/2025/09/23/t...

I actually don’t mind that many football players supported Charlie Kirk. I take solace in knowing that I don’t think the same way as people with repeated head trauma.

U.S. Citizenship Test To Include 4-Year Imprisonment Section

Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.

More like Kayshon Actually Not Boutte

Buddy, you’re in politics!

Wearing an SMD shirt and openly crapping on a type of writing you don’t do. WOW. How edgy. You are truly a bastion of originality and not a mindless slop manufacturer who thinks women are inferior.

The best show Grouse House has ever produced. Demi Lardner is next level comedy chaos.

Something not being talked about: If he is still alive, then why did the pizza tracker spike? Like, shouldn’t that still be concerning?

Guess we’re not allowed to have nice things.

Every time I think about Eddington or come across a clip from it, I’m baffled how this film did not receive more accolades. It is brilliant in its visuals and comedy.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia is fighting his imminent deportation to Uganda.

Gavin Newsom is not the progressive icon I want for 2028. But I’m also not going to say “someone do something!” only to reject the person who does. Let’s decide on a candidate when we know there’s actually going to be an election. For now, I want the leftists and centrists pushing back on fascists.

Flankers don’t stand a chance against OG inventions.

The worst part about NFL twitter is the way it acts like Jameis is a jolly ole muppet and the botched FSU rape investigation never happened.

It's simple, we turn off the Internet.

I love this video too much.

I hate that with all the problems in the world, I do genuinely worry that Pip is no longer going to have one eye larger than the other in the next season of Smiling Friends.

US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked

LOOK MAN I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE AT THE MOMENT

Getting that bread today!!!!!

I woke up this morning knowing had posted something half awake but not remembering what it was.

I took remedial classes in college, and they still couldn’t teach me how to Dougie.

He absolutely LOVES the #WorldBollardAssociation

My biggest take away from all the discourse about “worst song ever” is that you should never like anything different. It will only be deemed dumb at some point in the future, and then you will feel bad for having liked it. Life is clearly better lived liking milquetoast creations.

Not sure who they’ve mistaken me for, but I’m flattered.

I’m still trying to make sense of the Hockey Canada trial. The judge said EM wasn’t a credible witness, but then she referenced things said by EM as evidence against her claim. That makes no sense! If she not credible, then everything should be thrown out, right?

One of the crazy things about social media is you’ll be minding your own business and then stumble across a thread about the achievements of the father of some guy you were friends with in elementary school.

you'd think painting these guys as enemies of working people everywhere would be a layup but instead dems are tinkering with messaging "freedom" and "abundance"

I love r/politics because someone will post an article about Trump running for a third term and the top comment will be “Constitutionally he can’t do that” as if that has mattered to this man at any point in time.

Alligator Alcatraz is an inhumane concept made worse by the fact it sounds like a fun low budget movie on Tubi.

It’s good to know there are still horrible non-conservative takes on the bird app too.

Pride month is over, so you have to stop being gay now.

Was hoping Desnoyer would slip to Nashville.

NEW: More than a dozen borrowers told @tennesseelookout.com‬ and ProPublica that Advance Financial encouraged them to borrow more money after making minimum payments. The lender went on to sue them once they couldn’t pay back the loan. By @friedmanadam5.bsky.social‬

Almost like if you tell people how you will make their lives better with the tax money they pay, they’ll give you a chance to do it.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...