Wake me when Pam Bondi is standing trial.

Bombing the largest civilian bridge in Iran and Iran immediately draws up a list of Gulf State bridges to target and it’s the end of the petrodollar I swear

google doodle fans are shocked to see that today's one is just a pic of some guys shit. well played sir, april fools is once again Respected

This should be the default answer of every elected Democrat and if they don’t agree or won’t give a straight answer we should award them with a catapult ride over the Potomac.

Pam Bondi, welcome to #TheResistance

This isn’t a dilemma at all. If you have to be on the wrong side of these two options, be wrong by putting up a brave, vigorous fight for equity and justice for as many human beings as possible.

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

2040: “President Ocasio-Cortez is facing fierce criticism for her chaotic withdrawal from Iran.”

They ran out of gold-plated “World’s Best Boss” mugs at the airport gift shop. This was the next best thing.

This is fine, give them something to do that isn’t on a screen. But you can’t be posting about it thinking you’re going to get applause. World’s on fire brother, work big to small.

if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

If you can't say to your child "the man in black fled across the desert" and get a "and the gunslinger followed " in response You 🫵🏿 have forgotten the face of your father.

[Iran chants intensify]

One of the best modern works of satire. I probably think about this article in relation to a current event on a weekly basis.

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

My biggest worry is that Iran does enough damage to Israel that they retaliate with a nuke. It’s certainly not beneath them.

I’d say that Iran is going to win this except the US and Israel will make sure they’ve destroyed most of their critical infrastructure by the time there’s a deal.

If you're at an airport today, we'd LOVE to know what it's like interacting with ICE instead of TSA. You can DM me or find me on Signal at Vittoria89.82.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

“the [Israeli] army then took the child and interrogated the father at the checkpoint. The forces tortured the child in front of his father, including burning with cigarettes on his leg, pricking, and inserting a metal nail into his leg, as confirmed by a medical report” x.com/qudsnen/stat...

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

As FBI director, Robert Mueller provided Senate testimony in 2003 that helped Bush get the US into Iraq. I don't know about celebrating his death, but you definitely "don't have to hand it to him."

valid point, the Mueller Super Bowl tweet is on the short list of best posts ever made

For the first time in 60 years, Palestinians are being barred from praying at Al Aqsa mosque, one of the holiest sites in Islam. This morning, Palestinians tried to pray Eid right outside and were brutally attacked by the Israeli Occupation Forces.

Some wise person on here recently said “I hope the left is prepared to do a lot of crimes“ and I think about that a lot.

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

I was reminded of 90s model (and ex-Axl Rose girlfriend) Stephanie Seymour earlier this morning via a Jackass post, and wondered what happened to her. That's when I saw this on her Wiki:

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

Well this is horrible. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/u...

The US should not be allowed to host the World Cup while it is bombing other countries. It shows how corrupt FIFA is that this hasn't been an automatic dealbreaker.

just so proud of kat and the campaign she ran. the images of her standing up to ice goons and being assaulted outside broadview is so inspiring and going to be something i remember forever she has set a new bar for what we should expect from our politicians and candidates

He was talking to himself in the mirror. Not a lie!

Inadvertently makes a case here for why we need to keep the humanities in school

Man I really, really hope Kat wins tomorrow. Not that it would just make my day (it would), but she'd be a great rep for her district. I'm sure of it.

I wrote about Kat.

It’s definitely SA but maybe they were just doing it to him because he was a neo nazi?

holy shit lmao

Every other team in the WBC has demonstrated a love of country, baseball, their fans, their teammates, and a love of joy itself and Mark De Rosa and the U.S. team have offered nothing but gross pro-military horseshit. They're just the worst and I hope the D.R. hangs a dozen runs on 'em.

The US and Israel trying to out-evil each other

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

Israel is actively bombing Lebanon, Syria, Palestine and Iran. They might also be bombing other countries (such as Yemen). It’s difficult to keep up. The media and political consensus is that they are the “good guys” and our closest ally.

Sure would be great to have a major political party in the US that actually opposed not only this illegal, immoral and unnecessary war in Iran but also just opposed war generally.

Turns out “Keep politics out of sports!” is more of a thee/me maxim for the right