#scanlinesunday Even lock on tech can’t make the retron 3 perform better. This thing just earned closet space.

#randomgamesaturday Sonic 3 & knuckles. That’s right lock on technology is so powerful it turns Sunday into Saturday!

"why aren't Americans doing anything to keep their government in check" bitch our government is at war with us, too

Autistic pattern recognition is a real bitch when you're living in a Matroyshka doll of nested evil and bullshit because you see the next horrible thing coming and it's like one of those dreams were you try and scream warnings but your voice doesn't make any noise. And the bad thing keeps coming.

I just need something good.

Me : segagaga got a translation! *joyous penguin sounds* Minutes later: it’s by ChatGPT, Me : *loudest profanity ever*

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Neat.

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

What will be announced at Pokémon day? A new way to steal money from unsuspecting Pokémon fans. Three version right from the start to encourage buying multiple copies.

If you cooked a pangolin into a sausage would it be an armor hotdog?

youtu.be/ehHtu093Jts?... What are your JOP for the new resident evil?

I keep hearing about rastan. Now I can find out what it’s about.

AI could be at least slightly funny if they gave their fake personas hilarious names like roger does on American dad. Like how could I get made at a review from rub tuggington.

Review or fake AI reviews. Such hard choices.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

this govt is sure busy enacting silly moral panics than trying to address issues like “youth can’t find jobs or get help with their health concerns”

In case Xbox wasn't ALL THE WAY fucked, Asha Sharma did a show about how blasting one out to a desktop AI companion will save the world (maybe, I'm not listening to it) You should go listen to the @illconceivedpodcast.com though And not buy Xbox stuff

This image is underrated

Some thoughts. I think I might be done collecting games for GC/dreamcast/PS2/xbox. I tried optical drive replacement on the GC and I’ve loved it. Just dealing with keeping them running was a hassle , and I just had fewer games there. Anyway expect to see console mods.

legendary reply 😭

If I had to say one nice thing about the N64 it’s that it had the best VHS tape to ever be mailed to my house. “Not the little Mario doll” is forever etched in my brain. youtu.be/XWLGHdD5NZc?...

Unexpected things today. I got a dollar raise. Crazy.

Good morning Bluesky. Guess who woke up congested. Meeee~

POKÉMON, POKÉMON MONSTERS

To the kid who left his McDonald’s changeable at work. It’s mine now and you’re never getting it back because I’m an evil adult! *begins villain ark* Mehahaha! Buck buck buck!

Geez wotc. How hard is it to count the fingers on a ninja turtle before you print the art. I guess it’s easy if you use ai trash.

When they have free doughnuts at work.

Man.. #Illustration #TheNewZealandStory #TAITO

I need to take way more time off. Most of the bonus I got was about 72 hours of pto payout. I’ll make a note to take more time off work.

woke groceries in 2026

Stinky socks mske the best pillows I guess.

Got a nice ish bonus at work. I decided to use it to nearly double my tg -16 collection. About 14 new games. It’s been a blast(processing?) to play.

Time for some more chip-tuney goodness as I go over the best 25 individual music tracks for the OG Gameboy! youtu.be/zJEDtK9THgw

Videogame magazine ad Monday. Here we have a bandicoot paying a visit to Nintendo HQ.

Quote post with your sexiest selfie.

My favorite Zelda game is links awakening. Got this in 95. Linked to one of my favorite birthdays in a very dark way. I spent three days around my birthday alone, because my brother had an asthma attack so bad he was hospitalized.

For today's #ScanlineSunday I'm staying in the Zelda theme following its 40th birthday.

Even on this #ScanlineSunday, it’s always a good time to do your shopping! Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap モンスターワールドII Master System - 1989 Sony BVM A20 CRT 🟥🟩🟦

let's get dangerous, on this #ScanlineSunday

#scanlinesunday Ninja spirit via composite on TG-16. Pretty fun ninja game. Pretty fun game. You are nigh unstoppable powered up but man if you die it’s gradius.

I hope everyone is enjoying their #ScanlineSunday today! #RetroGames #RetroGaming #CRTGaming #VideoGames

The King of Fighters '99 Arcade, 1999 SNK On this #scanlinesunday, for the penultimate entry of the first annual King of Fighters February, we travel back to the eve of the millennium. I forgot this is the one with the backgrounds.. Wow! Look at those. #crt #retrogaming #fgc #snk

#randomgamesaturday Parasol stars. Just got it today. How did working designs mess it up? Who knows but we will find out.