Alright, I'm trying to drag my ass over here from Twitter. Do something to keep me here.

New Monster drop bitches

Halloween sneak peek

"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7." @timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized

PO-24 Office + PO-16 Factory + PO-32 Tonic + TX-6 for glitch.

refunding my daily hasan donation because he refuses to spend it on terrorism

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World’s First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

Still no video support here huh?

Also in the news, Comcom warns supermarket owners that their "one weird trick" isn't a hack, it's an illegal monopoly.

Okay so I started an OF as well but I might be too lazy to post

Me: I'm from the streets The streets:

O to the I to the muthafuckin’ A

Last night's effort was sublime. Beef crusted with Montreal spice, accompanied by cucumber, avocado and sesame salad, perfectly crispy hash sticks and homemade aioli ❤️ happy birthday Amanda!

We have the potential to do the funniest thing of all time

Yes, he’s very carefully disingenuous, and dangerously skilled at how he words things. 5 million others = who all support his views Small minority = a few disaffected Māori Pākehā need to keep loudly calling him on his misrepresentation of what we support.

David Seymour "Parents are the ultimate in deciding what is best for their kids" Also David Seymour "you can't take your kids to a Hikoi" Also David Seymour 'here's a pic of me walking with other people's kids in support of my ideology'. TWAT

Moo Deng does The Distance She's going the distance She's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need Because she's racing and pacing and plotting the course She's fighting and biting and riding like a horse She's going the distance🎶🎵

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It is little known, but the first book burnings in Nazi Germany didn’t target Jewish writers. It was the burning of the library of the Institute of Sexual Research, which was a safe home for trans people. It is no accident that fascists today walk that same dark path by targeting trans people. /5

I don’t want to hear a single “take” about these elections that doesn’t begin with this result.

*.bsky.social users: why do you insist on being so basic

The media has it all wrong. Ryan Routhe is just an average Swiftie.

My current project is wrapping up and I need to expeditiously find my next role or contract. I do #UnrealEngine and #Unity and I do them well. Hit me up if you're looking for a game developer, project lead or devops engineer.

So I think this is a social where nobody I know follows me. I need to vent. How tf do I learn to handle people relentlessly hitting on me, or worse, getting shitty when I don't respond the way they want?

Starting to conclude that I'm an unattractive loser.

Much of the text in upper case applies to Donald Trump, but they let him be POTUS

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know you don't have to write every thought you have on the computer? That's right - believe it or not there are many cases where the thrill of likes and reposts do not outweigh the potential real world consequences, regardless of how unlikely they are!

“In Aotearoa, there is an enduring belief that the type of colonising the British undertook here was kind, and beneficial to Māori. Here’s Tina Ngata assessing that belief.” #nzpol

If you see this post do it! Pronouns: she/her Height: 5'6" Shoe size: 12 Zodiac: Capricorn Smoke: no Tattoos: shoulder/neck Piercings: ears Fave drink: Barnum Was Right

Happy Intergalactic Dress Like A Human Day

It appears that this cat requires smoothing.

Luna!

Ruling with a heart is slavery. Ruling without one is tyranny.

Ruling with a heart is slavery. Ruling without one is tyranny.

iirc blocking was implemented in a weekend because everyone was super mad Matt Yglesias joined

I've come to the realisation that I was groomed. Two years ago I started working remotely for someone who made himself the centre of my universe, until one day he didn't need me anymore and treated me so badly I cut my wrist. For the longest time I blamed myself. I was the crazy one.

after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown

Most bored girl in the world

What is a woman? My mom once said that she is a woman. So I’m pretty sure it’s just someone who puts hot pockets in the microwave for you.