Ben best wel fan van de (echte) broer van Geert Wilders.

Claudia had extended garden time this afternoon.

Trump Day 426: Trump says he is glad Mueller is dead, threatens to deploy ICE at airports, expresses support for Orbán, threatens to attack power plants if Iran does not open Strait within 48 hours, Pentagon to use Palantir’s AI system: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-42...

Sunshine enjoyer

Here’s a picture of two people who today were firmly gripped by the elbow by the server to help them up a little step to their table. 👵 👴

www.maptap.gg March 21 93🏆 97🔥 67🙂 89👑 70😂 Final score: 801

the vengeful pillow by Edward Gorey

Angeschmust 😁

Your daily dose of Garron! 🤩 If you're ever having an absolute shit day, watch a few of his shorts. Top o' the mornin' to ye! ☘️😁 www.youtube.com/shorts/LHKT4...

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)

Fast asleep

Alert! 🚨 Timeline cleanse 👇

The Metaverse is closing down. I hope you're all happy now. Look how sad or maybe disappointed or I suppose it could be angry Mark is.

Three act play

If you’ve got a vote in Wednesday’s local elections, use it! www.dutchnews.nl?p=265104

Kitty giving me a hard stare.

Trump Day 421: Trump calls Newsom president of the United States, thinks Venezuela’s interim president is a man, wants to link HIV aid to Zambia to critical raw materials, judge blocks reduction in childhood vaccines, all former presidents deny Trump statement: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-42...

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

[Day 5] GOD: What do you think? ANGEL: You’re tired. Why don’t we try making the birds tomorrow.

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Europeans when asked to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz:

"Why isn't NATO dealing with the consequences of my actions?" yells man on golf course.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Timothee Chalamet was justly punished for being ignorant about opera. That's carmen for you.

Trump Day 420: Trump wants media prosecuted for “treason,” calls Supreme Court an unfair political body, plays golf for the 100th time in 420 days, arms delivery to Ukraine may be delayed, Afghan ally of the U.S. is the 12th ICE death this year: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-42...

I cant work out whether Manosphere sounds more like a 1990s Amsterdam gay bar with an eye watering darkroom, or an industrial estate leisure centre with a two pound discount if you do both the paintballing and the tenpin bowling. Either way those were memorable stag weekends.

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It seems to me all of that “manosphere” is about men trying to impress other men. Just fuck each other and leave us out of it.

I’m thinking of getting a click counter to see how many times I say I love you in a day. To the cats, obviously.

Bookbot/s

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Four years ago today, in the other place, here's us getting involved in a Twitter spat that......really DIDN'T escalate, at all.

It me

Trump Day 416: Pentagon refuses photographers after ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth, FBI warns of Iranian drones to California, Trump wants Jake Paul to pursue political career, first 6 days of war cost US $11.3 billion, Iran out of World Cup, more job losses: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-41...

A compromise we can all get behind surely

Yes? Would you like to make the bed? No.

Terrified the Dems will do something to save the GOP from certain doom.

A dog shelter was hit by a drone in Ukraine this morning. Rolda animal rescue ( @rolda.bsky.social ) responded to help with the surviving dogs (13 died, 7 underwent surgery). I donate to Rolda monthly through Patreon but gave extra. Please help by donating or sharing. rescue-team.rolda.org #Dogs 🐶🙏

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Me, making recipe testing notes: "1 clove of garlic? That seems absurd, better put in half a head, just to be sure." Me, later: "Huh, might need more garlic."

Not much, just under the sway of a batshit crazy, oatmeal-brained, bloated cadaver who doesn't care how many people die to put money in his pocket. You?

May I present the 2026 Champion California State Formation Napping team.

I guess my opponent isn’t American

Me, desperately longing to join in, whilst simultaneously absolutely not wishing to be perceived.