My day in pictures #Texel

All the g r e y

www.maptap.gg May 15 89🎉 97🏅 90🎉 94🏆 85😁 Final score: 903

Doing nothing…

B i r d s

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This is how we could all sleep if we didn’t know anything about the state of the world.

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I told him I love him 167 times today. It’s 6:20am.

I'm thinking of going through all my books, records and CDs and sorting out the ones I want to keep and the ones I may not want to keep and then, of course, keeping all of them.

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

WTF?? He's gonna RENAME the war? Like it's a TV series or a video game? He thinks the problem is BRANDING?? The guy with the nuclear codes is insane.

Even een kijkje nemen bij de familie Slechtvalk in Venlo kan via de webcams op de Sint Martinusbasiliek. Zie voor de link: bekijkhet.nu/cams-lb.html... 🐤

I’ve resigned from watching the news. Full letter to follow.

Their post-lunch, pre-afternoon-snack nibbles are late being served.

My little b e a n

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#Earworm be earworming

Nothing prepares you for the Ring notification when you’re working two floors up and the cat in the blue tie appears.

Getting into the shower too quickly and having to wait for the water to warm up…

Trump Day 474: Pentagon releases UFO files; Patel has staff take lie detector tests; DOGE discriminated when cutting off subsidies; Virginia Supreme Court blocks redistricting; Trump phone may never be delivered; deposit will not be refunded: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-47...

R o u n d #caturday

'Go to Threads, Simon', they said. 'It's much nicer than X.' Threads:

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This but life

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, an Agatha Christie novel, an alluring rainstorm, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of freshly-baked emotional support scones?

Found my spirit animal

Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth

Good morning from Haarlem. #GoodMorningFromHaarlem

Trump Day 470: More violence by ICE under Trump; Trump shuts down office that monitors abuse by ICE; Trump wants bison removed from federal lands; 70% of farmers can no longer afford fertilizer; SCOTUS temporarily reinstates mail-order abortion pills: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-47...

Putin and his generals are paranoid, afraid of assassination, and hiding in bunkers giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

This could work

Lots of lap mats in my Etsy shop #Cats #catsofbluesky >>>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com

Came home to this scene Biscuit created an entire masterpiece around himself and gathered an audience 😸😸😸

This is every GOP social media post

Not getting up today

City vibes

Setting a reminder now so I don't forget to post my very hilarious may the fourth be with you post next week.

L o a f

Trump Day 466: Louisiana suspends elections that had already begun following SCOTUS ruling; Trump scraps whiskey tariff; accuses Biden of Christian bias; relaxes gun sales laws; inflation to 3.5%; national debt exceeds 100% GDP for first time since WWII: reportersonline.eu/trump-day-46...

Good morning from Haarlem. #GoodMorningFromHaarlem

Asked husband to rate my microbiome sample but he said to send it to that billionaire dude

'Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's her vaginal microbiomes'

Today I have been reminded of that weird billionaire bloke and found out he gave his wife oral sex last night, and also been reminded that Mumford & Sons exist. I'm not going to lie, it's going to warrant a drink later.

You might think having a cat is difficult, but honestly it's pretty easy as long as you do exactly what they want 24/7.

Me: top 1% of all vaginas Them: no we meant about the job

I'm contemplating not adding any of this onion to my salad. Might crack a new one instead.

New art

"Han and Chewie: the early years". youtu.be/gDV66aQQo6c?...

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so I can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?