"But the Emperor has no ballroom!" yelled the child. The adults around him hushed him. "Shut up, CUCK!" commanded one. "Let him cook," yelled another. But the child shook his head. "There's no ballroom out there! What is he looking at?" From my latest book, THE EMPEROR HAS NO BALLROOM.

Good morning

Not to get political, but FUCK ICE.

Looking at this as a hopeful touchstone for 2026.

We don't deserve dogs, but I'm glad they're here for us.

'Tis the season. #filmsky #lotr

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

I miss the era of music when singers sang through megaphones.

Thought the Mega Man announcement was for Half Life 3 for a second there.

i stand by this statement every year

The new Tomb Raider feels like a step backwards for the franchise after the amazing trilogy we had. I dunno. Maybe I'm wrong?

Howdy, #booksky So, this year I released a sequel novel in my Ashen War saga. I realize that not many of you have probably read the first book, so here's a link to check it out and, perhaps, if you like it, you'll read the sequel. tinyurl.com/bd692tdd

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

An award you can only win once. For fifteen years, I've studied American Kenpo. It is something I am very passionate about and has changed my life for the better. #kenpo

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you" No, but I would ask questions. Like, is something coming I don't know about?

What a great headline

If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry 🥴

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

The American society loathes women and loathes their contributions to society. So they divert our resources to power, capital, and war. Instead of healthcare, childcare, and education. They believe helping people is socialism. When really, helping people is feminine. THAT'S why they hate it.

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...

How does a person gain a following without pandering? I'm not the best at social media, but I also want to be honest and show the real me. #bluesky

This is wild.

You know the scene in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE where the evil vehicles are running out of gas, so they demand the humans fill them up, and the humans… do? Anyway, the Senate

Cowards.

To make art is to be human

New awareness campaign

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

“Women don’t like the vehicle.”

Writers when they see people sharing their AI “masterpieces”

I don't understand all the hate around Tron Ares. It's a pretty solid entry in the series. I hope we get more.

We're closer to 2030 than we are to 800 C.E. Feel old yet?

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Did I mention i released a book last week? Here's me and my pup Bramble at the event! #booksky

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. Dune 2. Video game history 3. General world history.

Happy release day! I'm a proud papa!

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

His music, specifically At War With Reality, influenced me to write my books. It was the soundtrack for The Ashen War. I can't believe he's gone.

Hey, @andylunique.bsky.social did you see that LoK: Defiance is coming out on PS this month? I haven't played it in ages, so I wonder if it still holds up.

Finally beat #DeathStranding2. It is a masterpiece and deserves every accolade coming to it. Fantastic job @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp

I've never used a mood board before, is it worth doing?

Trump killed some guys out in the ocean with no due process. This is generally referred to as murder. It would be nice if the press would mention this.